February 10, 200719 yr *Shrug* McDonalds food is what made me coin the term "McNasty" when I was in like 5th grade. Sadly, I got no credit for it, due to a show called "Shasta McNasty" coming out a few months later. :( But really, their food isn't that bad. I went to McDonalds in Kentucky, and I dunno' if it's a new promotion thing or if it was just there, but they had the best chicken sandwhich's I've ever had. It was on Honey-Wheat bread and actually looked like the picture for once. I liked it so much I actually e-mailed McDonalds to tell them how good it was. That's unheard of. :P Damn it, finally Kentucky gets some recognition! Kentucky is the land of the chickens, so no suprise there. :wink: P.S. Was the cashier a hic? Only joking. : \ "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
February 10, 200719 yr Im form england and i heard a rumour that in america mcdonalds are making the doors smaller so fat people cant get in.Is that true :?: ~Dark~ Lol!! I don't if that is true because i'm not American but that has just given me the funniest image in my head...
February 10, 200719 yr A long time ago when I used to go down those gosh-darn plastic slides in a McDonalds I'd always get a static shock from the gosh-darn bolts. They should KNOW BETTER than to have exposed metal in a plastic slide! My usualy journy down the slides was filled with *SNAP* *SNAP* "OW!!!" Lmao!! That made me laugh so hard for some reason. Same with the fat people thing.
February 10, 200719 yr A long time ago when I used to go down those gosh-darn plastic slides in a McDonalds I'd always get a static shock from the gosh-darn bolts. They should KNOW BETTER than to have exposed metal in a plastic slide! My usualy journy down the slides was filled with *SNAP* *SNAP* "OW!!!" Truth. I used to love doing that. Anyway, I rarely eat fast food but I once ordered an XL Bacon Double cheeseburger at a Burger King late at night. We were quite possibly their only customers for several hours. Anyway the burger must have sat under that hot lamp for at least ten hours. It was the coldest, slimyest, most plastically piece of nasty nastyness. Grease oozed out of the meat and the bread buns were all shriveled, wrinkly and wet. The chips and milkshake was nice though. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
February 11, 200719 yr A long time ago when I used to go down those gosh-darn plastic slides in a McDonalds I'd always get a static shock from the gosh-darn bolts. They should KNOW BETTER than to have exposed metal in a plastic slide! My usualy journy down the slides was filled with *SNAP* *SNAP* "OW!!!" Truth. I used to love doing that. Anyway, I rarely eat fast food but I once ordered an XL Bacon Double cheeseburger at a Burger King late at night. We were quite possibly their only customers for several hours. Anyway the burger must have sat under that hot lamp for at least ten hours. It was the coldest, slimyest, most plastically piece of nasty nastyness. Grease oozed out of the meat and the bread buns were all shriveled, wrinkly and wet. The chips and milkshake was nice though. But you still ate it right? How many 'scapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?501 to screw it in and 49 to complain how better it was before.Was signed,Kioh Twan
February 11, 200719 yr Well you uys got me beat... Anyway I was on vaccation in the States. (I'm Canadian) Anyway my mom ordered a cheese burger with fries and the lady asked, "Would you like FRIES with that! I laughed so hard when she told me. (I was in my grandfather's old winter home waiting for the food.) Note: This was about 4 years ago and my grandfather sold the winter home about 1 year before he died and he died 1-2 years ago. (I forget when) Bet you can't guess what Altune means!You can't? Insanage!
February 11, 200719 yr This has something to do with mcdonalds... so ill post it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi0KrFHS_X4 Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
February 11, 200719 yr A long time ago when I used to go down those gosh-darn plastic slides in a McDonalds I'd always get a static shock from the gosh-darn bolts. They should KNOW BETTER than to have exposed metal in a plastic slide! My usualy journy down the slides was filled with *SNAP* *SNAP* "OW!!!" Truth. I used to love doing that. Anyway, I rarely eat fast food but I once ordered an XL Bacon Double cheeseburger at a Burger King late at night. We were quite possibly their only customers for several hours. Anyway the burger must have sat under that hot lamp for at least ten hours. It was the coldest, slimyest, most plastically piece of nasty nastyness. Grease oozed out of the meat and the bread buns were all shriveled, wrinkly and wet. The chips and milkshake was nice though.I remember that... 4 story slide... get one shock at the bottem and thats it HURTS LIKE HELL Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
February 12, 200719 yr Hmmm, my body doesn't seem to react to McDonalds food because 1) I've been eating a lot of McDonalds food for years and have had no health side effects. 2) Maybe because I eat McDonalds food occasionally, maybe a few times a month? 3) I haven't gotten fat or big and double chinned, actually I am extremely slim, but I shall hide my weight (Alright fine it's 65 pounds) 4) I walk to school, but I dunno what this has to do. 5) My body is fine, my health and life is fine, and I think McChicken's are great. 5) McDonalds food is rarely sabatoged, and you mean peoples sayin "The burgers have bla in them" made me want to eat McDonalds less. But still I think McChickens taste better than any homemade food i've eaten. 6) I also have a lot of fries, but as before, have no side effects on health at all. Weird?!?!?!?11?1/! You are still young, if you continue to eat all this fast food the effects will catch up with you as your metabolism slows down. I'll just get my text book to tell you how much crap is in those burgers. It has all the content of every fast food item from various places. Quarter pounder with cheese has 530 calories, 95 Mg of cholesterol, and darn it doesn't have saturated fat listed, but total fat is 30g. Medium fries has 450 calories, 0 cholesterol and total fat is 22g. Daily recommended intake of these are for calories, an average of 2000. This means one mcdonalds meal is half your intake of this. Total fat intake should be 65g. You have already racked up 52 from this meal. The recommended daily intake of saturated fat (saturated fat is bad for your body, will explain why if you want to know) is only 22g, and I'm pretty sure that the meal already covers that. Recommended daily intake of cholesterol is 300mg, and a third is taken up by the hamburger alone. The healthiest thing I can see on the McDonalds Website is probably croutons. (figures taken from McArdle, Katch & Katch, 2001) Yes I am a health freak. You health nuts are going to feal stupid one day, lying in the hospital dieing of nothing.
February 12, 200719 yr I walked into a McDonalds with my friend and I asked if I could have a Whopper. :lol: i did the same thing, exept i asked for a frosty #-o Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.
February 12, 200719 yr This never happened to me, but there was this one lady who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap and it burned her because it was hot, and Mcdonalds didn't put tthat on the label. I bet she would've sued if they had anyway. Great job, McDonalds. =D> Which FF Character Are You?
February 12, 200719 yr A guy was taking our order, and his manager creeped up behind him without him knowing. The guy started pushing buttons on the cash register, and these weird things that we never ordered start flashing upon the digital reader, and the machine started to smoke. The manager was watching the whole thing :lol:
February 12, 200719 yr Hmmm, my body doesn't seem to react to McDonalds food because 1) I've been eating a lot of McDonalds food for years and have had no health side effects. 2) Maybe because I eat McDonalds food occasionally, maybe a few times a month? 3) I haven't gotten fat or big and double chinned, actually I am extremely slim, but I shall hide my weight (Alright fine it's 65 pounds) 4) I walk to school, but I dunno what this has to do. 5) My body is fine, my health and life is fine, and I think McChicken's are great. 5) McDonalds food is rarely sabatoged, and you mean peoples sayin "The burgers have bla in them" made me want to eat McDonalds less. But still I think McChickens taste better than any homemade food i've eaten. 6) I also have a lot of fries, but as before, have no side effects on health at all. Weird?!?!?!?11?1/! You are still young, if you continue to eat all this fast food the effects will catch up with you as your metabolism slows down. I'll just get my text book to tell you how much crap is in those burgers. It has all the content of every fast food item from various places. Quarter pounder with cheese has 530 calories, 95 Mg of cholesterol, and darn it doesn't have saturated fat listed, but total fat is 30g. Medium fries has 450 calories, 0 cholesterol and total fat is 22g. Daily recommended intake of these are for calories, an average of 2000. This means one mcdonalds meal is half your intake of this. Total fat intake should be 65g. You have already racked up 52 from this meal. The recommended daily intake of saturated fat (saturated fat is bad for your body, will explain why if you want to know) is only 22g, and I'm pretty sure that the meal already covers that. Recommended daily intake of cholesterol is 300mg, and a third is taken up by the hamburger alone. The healthiest thing I can see on the McDonalds Website is probably croutons. (figures taken from McArdle, Katch & Katch, 2001) Yes I am a health freak. You health nuts are going to feal stupid one day, lying in the hospital dieing of nothing. Well if I was dying of nothing, I wouldn't be in the hospital? SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED.
February 12, 200719 yr This never happened to me, but there was this one lady who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap and it burned her because it was hot, and Mcdonalds didn't put tthat on the label. I bet she would've sued if they had anyway. Great job, McDonalds. =D> Yeah, you got to feel for these big fastfood companies getting sued all the time for the most rediculous things.
February 12, 200719 yr This never happened to me, but there was this one lady who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap and it burned her because it was hot, and Mcdonalds didn't put tthat on the label. I bet she would've sued if they had anyway. Great job, McDonalds. =D> Yeah, you got to feel for these big fastfood companies getting sued all the time for the most rediculous things. Like when people sue them for being fat. I mean really, you don't have to eat there. And it's not their fault you were dumb enough to get fat. im level 76 and IM NOT A NOOB 30- is a noob
February 12, 200719 yr This never happened to me, but there was this one lady who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap and it burned her because it was hot, and Mcdonalds didn't put tthat on the label. I bet she would've sued if they had anyway. Great job, McDonalds. =D> Yeah, you got to feel for these big fastfood companies getting sued all the time for the most rediculous things. Like when people sue them for being fat. I mean really, you don't have to eat there. And it's not their fault you were dumb enough to get fat. that just made me think. is there anything you can't sue for?
February 12, 200719 yr This never happened to me, but there was this one lady who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap and it burned her because it was hot, and Mcdonalds didn't put tthat on the label. I bet she would've sued if they had anyway. Great job, McDonalds. =D> Yeah, you got to feel for these big fastfood companies getting sued all the time for the most rediculous things. Like when people sue them for being fat. I mean really, you don't have to eat there. And it's not their fault you were dumb enough to get fat. that just made me think. is there anything you can't sue for? I don't think so. But you wouldn't win for sueing rediculous things.
February 12, 200719 yr This never happened to me, but there was this one lady who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap and it burned her because it was hot, and Mcdonalds didn't put tthat on the label. I bet she would've sued if they had anyway. Great job, McDonalds. =D> Yeah, you got to feel for these big fastfood companies getting sued all the time for the most rediculous things. Like when people sue them for being fat. I mean really, you don't have to eat there. And it's not their fault you were dumb enough to get fat. that just made me think. is there anything you can't sue for? I don't think so. But you wouldn't win for sueing rediculous things. Actually, both of those two cases were won if I'm not mistaken. I believe the first one to sue McDonald's for being fat did win. Others doing so afterwards did not. I could be wrong. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
February 12, 200719 yr This never happened to me, but there was this one lady who sued Mcdonalds because she spilled coffee in her lap and it burned her because it was hot, and Mcdonalds didn't put tthat on the label. I bet she would've sued if they had anyway. Great job, McDonalds. =D> Yeah, you got to feel for these big fastfood companies getting sued all the time for the most rediculous things. Like when people sue them for being fat. I mean really, you don't have to eat there. And it's not their fault you were dumb enough to get fat. that just made me think. is there anything you can't sue for? I don't think so. But you wouldn't win for sueing rediculous things. Actually, both of those two cases were won if I'm not mistaken. I believe the first one to sue McDonald's for being fat did win. Others doing so afterwards did not. I could be wrong. :o What was the judge's IQ?
February 12, 200719 yr You health nuts are going to feal stupid one day, lying in the hospital dieing of nothing. D: Too easy.
February 12, 200719 yr Hmmm, my body doesn't seem to react to McDonalds food because 1) I've been eating a lot of McDonalds food for years and have had no health side effects. 2) Maybe because I eat McDonalds food occasionally, maybe a few times a month? 3) I haven't gotten fat or big and double chinned, actually I am extremely slim, but I shall hide my weight (Alright fine it's 65 pounds) 4) I walk to school, but I dunno what this has to do. 5) My body is fine, my health and life is fine, and I think McChicken's are great. 5) McDonalds food is rarely sabatoged, and you mean peoples sayin "The burgers have bla in them" made me want to eat McDonalds less. But still I think McChickens taste better than any homemade food i've eaten. 6) I also have a lot of fries, but as before, have no side effects on health at all. Weird?!?!?!?11?1/! You weigh 65 pounds. If that's not some annoying overexaggerated joke, you'd be what, 8? You're like immune to fast food at that age. And even if you were older, any level of activity during teen years would easily counteract McDonalds consumption, and with a high metabolism you'd have to eat McDonalds every meal to get anywhere close to "fat". Basically, unless you're an adult I don't see what the point of your post was :-s . EDIT: 'Kay, you're 11. The effect of eating McDonalds a few times a month on a person really don't mean much when it's an 11 year old who's consuming the food :-s :? . Meh, McDonalds is pretty bad for me, I might end up having to cut down majorly on how much I eat later on in my life :lol: . It just tastes so good, everything about it :anxious: . I literally order like 10 sausage patties when I order in the morning there, if I do that as an adult it'll probably kill me :lol: . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
February 12, 200719 yr Hmmm, my body doesn't seem to react to McDonalds food because 1) I've been eating a lot of McDonalds food for years and have had no health side effects. 2) Maybe because I eat McDonalds food occasionally, maybe a few times a month? 3) I haven't gotten fat or big and double chinned, actually I am extremely slim, but I shall hide my weight (Alright fine it's 65 pounds) 4) I walk to school, but I dunno what this has to do. 5) My body is fine, my health and life is fine, and I think McChicken's are great. 5) McDonalds food is rarely sabatoged, and you mean peoples sayin "The burgers have bla in them" made me want to eat McDonalds less. But still I think McChickens taste better than any homemade food i've eaten. 6) I also have a lot of fries, but as before, have no side effects on health at all. Weird?!?!?!?11?1/! You weigh 65 pounds. If that's not some annoying overexaggerated joke, you'd be what, 8? You're like immune to fast food at that age. And even if you were older, any level of activity during teen years would easily counteract McDonalds consumption, and with a high metabolism you'd have to eat McDonalds every meal to get anywhere close to "fat". Basically, unless you're an adult I don't see what the point of your post was :-s . EDIT: 'Kay, you're 11. The effect of eating McDonalds a few times a month on a person really don't mean much when it's an 11 year old who's consuming the food :-s :? . Meh, McDonalds is pretty bad for me, I might end up having to cut down majorly on how much I eat later on in my life :lol: . It just tastes so good, everything about it :anxious: . I literally order like 10 sausage patties when I order in the morning there, if I do that as an adult it'll probably kill me :lol: . Parasitic worms FTW? :ohnoes: My tapeworm's name is Aristotle.
February 12, 200719 yr Hmmm, my body doesn't seem to react to McDonalds food because 1) I've been eating a lot of McDonalds food for years and have had no health side effects. 2) Maybe because I eat McDonalds food occasionally, maybe a few times a month? 3) I haven't gotten fat or big and double chinned, actually I am extremely slim, but I shall hide my weight (Alright fine it's 65 pounds) 4) I walk to school, but I dunno what this has to do. 5) My body is fine, my health and life is fine, and I think McChicken's are great. 5) McDonalds food is rarely sabatoged, and you mean peoples sayin "The burgers have bla in them" made me want to eat McDonalds less. But still I think McChickens taste better than any homemade food i've eaten. 6) I also have a lot of fries, but as before, have no side effects on health at all. Weird?!?!?!?11?1/! You weigh 65 pounds. If that's not some annoying overexaggerated joke, you'd be what, 8? You're like immune to fast food at that age. And even if you were older, any level of activity during teen years would easily counteract McDonalds consumption, and with a high metabolism you'd have to eat McDonalds every meal to get anywhere close to "fat". Basically, unless you're an adult I don't see what the point of your post was :-s . EDIT: 'Kay, you're 11. The effect of eating McDonalds a few times a month on a person really don't mean much when it's an 11 year old who's consuming the food :-s :? . Meh, McDonalds is pretty bad for me, I might end up having to cut down majorly on how much I eat later on in my life :lol: . It just tastes so good, everything about it :anxious: . I literally order like 10 sausage patties when I order in the morning there, if I do that as an adult it'll probably kill me :lol: . Actually I know a 15-16 year old who is immune to 'fatness' in a sense, whatever he eats, he never gets any fatter. So it's not unheard of, but not common either. I dont know what the cause is, but to be frank, its certainly more beneficial than swelling up with fat. As for me, I went to Mcdolalds in my early years, when nobody knew of the health risks, so I became a tubby. I havent been there now for over 8 years, and I am against anything Mcdonalds. I dont mean to be a health freak, im not, I just think it unfair that Mcdonalds simply contribute so much to the obesity problem and yet are allowed to continue. Burger King is a problem too. ~ W ~
February 12, 200719 yr Personally, i loved McDonald's as a kid. and hate it now. i cant stand there breakfast anymore, but i swear to god health risk's aside i could die by eating thousands of cheesey tots and burger king and i would be a happy happy happy man. About the only things i will consume from Mcdonalds are the odd apple pie, and some of the newer chicken selects if im in a big hurry to eat before work. As for a funny story, i dont go to mcdonald's enough to have many, but its the one place in my small southern town that has a 45 minute wait in the drive through for breakfast between 7-8 am. It actually does so well, my poor hick town is getting another Mcdonald's yet our town is in an uproar about getting a super walmart.... "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln
February 12, 200719 yr Fruit and walnut salad MAY contain nuts ^^^ real sign Because some of the ingredients are processed in nut processing plants... many products have this warning, so they don't get their [wagon] sued... :roll:Let me rephrase that its a fruit and walNUT salad and it says MAY contain nuts Oh I wish I had a sig big enough to siggy that! Blatantly funny! :lol: My story is that my friend has the funniest video recording on his phone. Its him and a mate late at night, crawling up to the window of a drive through McDonalds with the lady inside unaware of them being there. Then he suddenly jumps up in front of the window and scares her like nothing else. He has it all on video including her reaction and its so funny! :lol: Just like milk Fresh milk WARNING: Contains milk
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