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Mine is yesterday, our order was held up because somebody ordered 14 cheeseburgers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please keep this off topic and spam free, and don't say "mcdonalds sux dont eat there" cause its ur opinion and noone cares about your dumb opinion.

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McDonalds Employee: Hi. How may I help you?

 

 

 

Friend: Can I have a McHappy meal?! (In funny voice)

 

 

 

McDonalds Employee: Excuse me?

 

 

 

Friend: I want a McHappy shake!

 

 

 

McDonalds Employee: What do you want!

 

 

 

Friend! Give me a McHappy nugget!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was done on the phone, but it was still hillarious. You really had to be there.

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I was holding a drink from KFC once and I entered Mcdonalds, the staff gave me evil looks :?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's funner with a Burger Kind crown on. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which reminds me, can't wait till KFC tonight. Finger Lickin' Good! :D

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Fruit and walnut salad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MAY contain nuts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^^ real sign

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because some of the ingredients are processed in nut processing plants... many products have this warning, so they don't get their [wagon] sued... :roll:

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There have been many a tale from my local McDonalds. One was a rumour that spiraled drastically out of control. The real story? Some guy was um, how do I say this... "making himself quite happy" into a burger, some girl ate it and threw up and had to go to hospital.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What I was told? She got herpes, then DIED. Lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and the other one was as follows. A guy ordered a chicken burger with no mayonnaise, went to sit down and eat it, bit into the burger to find white stuff in. Went back to the guy serving saying, I asked for no mayonnaise, they opened the burger and the chicken just had some massive boil on it that he had bitten and popped. Lovely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol I will never eat at McDonalds. Ever.

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Fruit and walnut salad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MAY contain nuts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^^ real sign

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because some of the ingredients are processed in nut processing plants... many products have this warning, so they don't get their [wagon] sued... :roll:

Let me rephrase that its a fruit and walNUT salad and it says MAY contain nuts
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McDonalds Employee: Hi. How may I help you?

 

 

 

Friend: Can I have a McHappy meal?! (In funny voice)

 

 

 

McDonalds Employee: Excuse me?

 

 

 

Friend: I want a McHappy shake!

 

 

 

McDonalds Employee: What do you want!

 

 

 

Friend! Give me a McHappy nugget!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was done on the phone, but it was still hillarious. You really had to be there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol my friend used to work at a mcdonalds, and he would tell people in the most serious voice ever, "your McTotal is 5.52, please pull up to the McWindow."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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Those are all harlious ^^ :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I haven't been in a McDonalds for 1.5 years. The visit before that was probably 4.

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I work at McDonalds. I have a wealth of bizarre stories.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The worst I'd say was the pedophile guy who comes and goes (or rather, used to; we'll get to that) about 5-10 times per day. Leather jacket, greasy, creepy looking guy who may or may not be homeless. Anyways, he got banned for one time randomly charging in and starts yelling at some business people having lunch. He said "Stop *ing staring at me, I'll get the *ing Hell's Angels after you." (He seemed to believe he was in the Hell's Angels, even though he doesn't own a motorcycle and always comes in alone. ) Anyways, after that, he continued to carry on for about 5 minutes (with the f-word laced throughout his speech), then sat at a table and started muttering to someone. Other thing is, there was no one at the table; he was having a conversation with someone in his head. The cops came, told him never to come back. However, I often see him stumbling around the parking lot, including one time when the police were there talking to him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His whole family is really wierd though. His mother, a wierd old lady, spends maybe 4 hours a day there, on separate visits, and about half the time she has with her what I assume are her grandchildren (though, I wouldn't be all that surprised if they were abducted). It seems they never feed these kids anything other than soft drinks. They are the most sickly looking kids you've ever seen; they are constantinly shaking. It's really depressing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I really don't want to get into anything food related. But know that we NEVER sell anything that we know even might make people sick. And it's not like we sell food that we can clearly see is no good. I hate McDonalds more than...anyone in the world, but it's paying for school, and so it's just fine with me. And most fast-food related stories you hear are completely fake anyways. Sometimes we do sell food that we know isn't up to the standards they set for us (which are ludicrous), especially later at night, and occassionally we even bet to see if the person will come back or not. But it's never stuff that could make you sick.

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Mmm, I've had fun there, even though I don't eat it :P

 

 

 

Thursday night, 11:00 everyone is hungry. We pile into an SUV and order:

 

 

 

10 chicken nuggets, 3 double cheese burgers, and 1 shake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11:30, more people come and are hungry. One more trip.

 

 

 

12 chicken nuggets, 1 double cheese burger, 8 apple pies, and a small fry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12:00 we're bored... So, another trip.

 

 

 

8 chicken nuggets, 4 double cheese burgers, and 2 apple pies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We had enough food left for the entire staff on friday :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And no, we were not of altered mind at the time.

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*Shrug*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

McDonalds food is what made me coin the term "McNasty" when I was in like 5th grade.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sadly, I got no credit for it, due to a show called "Shasta McNasty" coming out a few months later. :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But really, their food isn't that bad. I went to McDonalds in Kentucky, and I dunno' if it's a new promotion thing or if it was just there, but they had the best chicken sandwhich's I've ever had. It was on Honey-Wheat bread and actually looked like the picture for once. I liked it so much I actually e-mailed McDonalds to tell them how good it was. That's unheard of. :P

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Mine is yesterday, our order was held up because somebody ordered 14 cheeseburgers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few weeks ago I was really hungry in the evening and had no food at home, so I ordered 12 normal hamburgers (without the cheese) and water. Yeah the staff did give me some weird looks when I said I'll eat it there. 8-)

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Mine is yesterday, our order was held up because somebody ordered 14 cheeseburgers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few weeks ago I was really hungry in the evening and had no food at home, so I ordered 12 normal hamburgers (without the cheese) and water. Yeah the staff did give me some weird looks when I said I'll eat it there. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: You a body builder or somethin'? :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, even at my peak muscle-building times, I seriously doubt I could even eat 12 hamburgers from McDonalds. They're pretty small, but yikes! I'd say I could do 6-8 easy, but damn. :P

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Mine is yesterday, our order was held up because somebody ordered 14 cheeseburgers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few weeks ago I was really hungry in the evening and had no food at home, so I ordered 12 normal hamburgers (without the cheese) and water. Yeah the staff did give me some weird looks when I said I'll eat it there. 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: You a body builder or somethin'? :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, even at my peak muscle-building times, I seriously doubt I could even eat 12 hamburgers from McDonalds. They're pretty small, but yikes! I'd say I could do 6-8 easy, but damn. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, he is quite the body builder.

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Yeah, that was after gym. Didn't have any proper meals during the day, so I figured the day was ruined anyways to start planning meals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, 12 hamburgers is a lot. It's equivalent to 6 double cheeses (obviously), so it's a huge stack of meat. You don't want to order that unless you literally haven't eaten for days (or a bit over a day)

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well i havent gone to McDonalds for so long, but i work at wendy's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We always get these drunk people, and this one guy who is so drunk, and is obviously homeless. One time he came in, and his pants almost fell down. Nasty stuff >.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, people have ordered 6 or 7 patty burgers, and eat them all. Thats almost 2 pounds of meat....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also get the random people who say "I want fresh fries" When they see that the fries just came up...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate people who waste food though... Eat the freaking stuff!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Oh, we always get people asking for "McNuggets" or "Happy meals". Do they not look at the sign as they walk in?

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Yeah, that was after gym. Didn't have any proper meals during the day, so I figured the day was ruined anyways to start planning meals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, 12 hamburgers is a lot. It's equivalent to 6 double cheeses (obviously), so it's a huge stack of meat. You don't want to order that unless you literally haven't eaten for days (or a bit over a day)

For reference, 10 burger patties is supposed to be 1 pound of meat. Notice I say supposed...Pieces get stuck to the grill so it might be slightly less. But with the buns that makes it a lot of food.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I walked into a McDonalds with my friend and I asked if I could have a Whopper. :lol:
We only get that...Pretty well every day? :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Similarly, we don't sell Frosties or Blizzards. You'd think putting 'Mc' in the name would help some people in ordering a McFlurry.

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