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Embarassing, funny, or weird McDonalds encounters.

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That made me lol. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used to eat french fries off of McDonalds' floor =P~ #-o

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Hmmm, my body doesn't seem to react to McDonalds food because

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1) I've been eating a lot of McDonalds food for years and have had no health side effects.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2) Maybe because I eat McDonalds food occasionally, maybe a few times a month?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3) I haven't gotten fat or big and double chinned, actually I am extremely slim, but I shall hide my weight (Alright fine it's 65 pounds)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4) I walk to school, but I dunno what this has to do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5) My body is fine, my health and life is fine, and I think McChicken's are great.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5) McDonalds food is rarely sabatoged, and you mean peoples sayin "The burgers have bla in them" made me want to eat McDonalds less. But still I think McChickens taste better than any homemade food i've eaten.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6) I also have a lot of fries, but as before, have no side effects on health at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weird?!?!?!?11?1/!

 

 

 

You weigh 65 pounds. If that's not some annoying overexaggerated joke, you'd be what, 8? You're like immune to fast food at that age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And even if you were older, any level of activity during teen years would easily counteract McDonalds consumption, and with a high metabolism you'd have to eat McDonalds every meal to get anywhere close to "fat".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Basically, unless you're an adult I don't see what the point of your post was :-s .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: 'Kay, you're 11. The effect of eating McDonalds a few times a month on a person really don't mean much when it's an 11 year old who's consuming the food :-s :? .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meh, McDonalds is pretty bad for me, I might end up having to cut down majorly on how much I eat later on in my life :lol: . It just tastes so good, everything about it :anxious: . I literally order like 10 sausage patties when I order in the morning there, if I do that as an adult it'll probably kill me :lol: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually I know a 15-16 year old who is immune to 'fatness' in a sense, whatever he eats, he never gets any fatter. So it's not unheard of, but not common either. I dont know what the cause is, but to be frank, its certainly more beneficial than swelling up with fat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As for me, I went to Mcdolalds in my early years, when nobody knew of the health risks, so I became a tubby. I havent been there now for over 8 years, and I am against anything Mcdonalds. I dont mean to be a health freak, im not, I just think it unfair that Mcdonalds simply contribute so much to the obesity problem and yet are allowed to continue. Burger King is a problem too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

they are allowed to continue because it isnt their fault that idiots get addicted and get fat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

honestly eating it once or twice a month is not going to get you fat who cares about stupid health facts just enjoy it you health freaks

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So i was sitting at McDonalds, finished with my lunch. I was still a little hungry, but not to hungry. So i went up, and i asked if i could just have some M&Ms (they have them in the McFlurries)...So the lady asks if they can serve them, so she puts 50 mini M&Ms into a cup, and gives it to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That'll be 27 Cents please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8-)

once i went to mcdonalds with one of my freinds and i had to go to the bathroom. (Let me tell you this is the funniest bathroom experience of my life). Lol so i look around and above the toilets it says mctoilets and above the urinals it says mcurinal, and mcsinks over the sinks. This is true story no joke when i saw all of this i was rofl so hard i almost wet my pants. Good thing i was in bathroom :lol:

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I NEVER eat at McDonalds but a really long time ago at a birthday party we met there and I had to use the bathroom, so I went to the mens room and there was crap all over the walls...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I NEVER eat at McDonalds but a really long time ago at a birthday party we met there and I had to use the bathroom, so I went to the mens room and there was crap all over the walls...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I went one time and there was this trail of crap-prints leading out of the bathroom. Turns out someone had crapped on the floor, stepped in it, and walked around.

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Well if you don't round, it's actually 68 pounds, and I am 11 years old. Please do not judge me by my age because many have said I am very mature (ha!). :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So long as you don't judge me for being 12.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you don't judge me for being 13- now to find some one who is 14 :D

Y'know, most of the people that refuse to eat fast food or say that school food is gross end up eating equally malnutritious/disgusting things other times. For instance, I eat pretty much whatever is put in front of me with the exception of something that is blatantly uncooked or tainted. I eat whatever the school food looks like and whatever McDonald's serves up. But, I remember one time I brought in a Gourmet magazine to school because I had to cut some pictures out of it for a project, and it was "The ULTIMATE Barbecue Issue." It had a picture of the best looking burger I'd ever seen on it - it had blue cheese, carmelized onions, and some cheddar jack cheese, cooked rather rarely. It was awesome looking. And yet all the kids that called the school food I eat gross were like "eww those onions r worm s eww that blue chese looks like sk33t haha."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From that point on I stopped thinking of foods in terms of standards and more of food in terms of spectrums, mine being quite wide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In short, being as involved in foodservice as I am, I know stuff happens that's minor, like a cook dipping his finger in some soup to see if it's ready and tasting it - that's minor, so big deal. But there are places where quite unreputable things go on, and more often than not you can tell such places as soon as you walk in, so it's best to simply leave at that point. On the other end of the spectrum, there are places that look like dumps that actually have quite sanitary kitchens, and for whatever reason morons like to spread nasty rumors about such establishments.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In short - eat it unless you have doubts with regards to the sanitation of the establishment. More often than not, if you can see the people cooking it you're safe as well.

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I walked into a McDonalds just from Taco Bell, on a Boy Scout car trip break, with two tacos in my sweatshirt pocket and they fell out, the Manager almost chased me out.

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Also at McDonalds there was a fish tank, this was Boy Scouts also, and kids were throwing frys in it, this manager kicked us out. Another McDonalds,not Boy Scouts, a guy sneezed on the food and a big piece of snot fell on the food :shock: and the guy ate the food, I could not stop laughing.

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^You have some bad luck with Mc-D's.

 

 

Well if you don't round, it's actually 68 pounds, and I am 11 years old. Please do not judge me by my age because many have said I am very mature (ha!). :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So long as you don't judge me for being 12.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you don't judge me for being 13- now to find some one who is 14 :D

Halloa! 15 maybe?

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Hmmm I don't know I am noticing a little more of my stomach start to point out, but it's been getting bigger since I have been living, and I think that it's because in about 2 years I'll get tall like a teenager and lose it all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For example......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like the other guy said, who cares if you get a little trans-fat? As long as you enjoy it, it's good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But saturday night I got another McChicken at McDonalds, it was all soggy and part of the meat was pink, I only ate 2/3rds of it and left it, but received no significant stomach sickness later, and it's almost Wednesday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I really got no funny encounters, since I haven't been to McDonalds lately.

I walked into a McDonalds just from Taco Bell, on a Boy Scout car trip break, with two tacos in my sweatshirt pocket and they fell out, the Manager almost chased me out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I seriously doubt the Manager was about to chase you out. I bring other fast food into McDonalds all the time, since I don't eat McDonalds. There's never a problem. The people working there hardly even glance at it, it probably happens all the time.

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Anyway, aren't soft serves like 60cents now anyway?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mmmmm, deliciousness for a buck. Sounds reasonable to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But the fact that they were 20-30 cents if I can remember right :-k

 

 

 

Why would they double in price when we still get the same amount of ice cream?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its called inflation!

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Anyway, aren't soft serves like 60cents now anyway?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mmmmm, deliciousness for a buck. Sounds reasonable to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But the fact that they were 20-30 cents if I can remember right :-k

 

 

 

Why would they double in price when we still get the same amount of ice cream?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its called inflation!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh-Em-Gee! Condemn McDonalds, I really liked the Ir̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâó and chemical 78%26# in their icecream.

I NEVER eat at McDonalds but a really long time ago at a birthday party we met there and I had to use the bathroom, so I went to the mens room and there was crap all over the walls...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I had the same experience. Smeared across a wall in the cubical. Filthy bastards. :x

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I NEVER eat at McDonalds but a really long time ago at a birthday party we met there and I had to use the bathroom, so I went to the mens room and there was crap all over the walls...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I had the same experience. Smeared across a wall in the cubical. Filthy [bleep]. :x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The stuff is still in the toilet whenever I use their restrooms.

awhile ago mcdonalds had a deal for like 69 cent cheeseburgers so we went down there and bought 250 cheese burgers fora cheeseburger eating contest :P

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There is a McDonalds by a really rough school and after a football game there are all these gangster people there, they send a couple cops after a fist fight broke out between a football player and employee because he did not get a free burger.

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I remember in the newspaper a lizzard crawled into someones burger and he ate it! :-X

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I have a great one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used to know this older kid and he looked slightly hispanic. So all the time mexican people come up to him and start speaking rapid spanish to him. I've witnessed the clueless look on his face and its pretty freaking hillarious.

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Thought of another one today in Science class...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About a month or two ago, my Dad and I were on our way to a small town outside of Phoenix called Surprise. On our way out of Phoenix, we stopped at Taco bell, but we had to go back home, as my dad forgot to make a phone call.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two hours later, on our way to Surprise, I asked my Dad to pull over, because I thought I was hungry. We pull into a McDonalds parking lot, and I go inside, and order my food. Then, I get a weird surge in my chest, and I run outside, and puke up my Taco Bell. I had the reciept to my dad, and say "Go get me my damn Chicken Selects! Please!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I can be a pit demanding.. :anxious:

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