ITTCB

ITTCB

 

 

 

I saw you yesterday in forum gamers cc, but you didn't say anything =P

I beat the crap out of abc to force him to make some original comments while I take the cheese.

ITTCB

This isn't working. In fact I think it empowers abc. So instead I behead him, stick his head on a pike, stick the pike through his body, and stick his body on a jousting sword. Then I take the cheese.

I sneak up behind psycho, and grab the hypno-toad. I then shove it in psycho's FACE forcing him to do as I command. I command him to give me the cheese. I have the cheese.

ITTCAROATAKEASAZJE.

ITTCAROATAKEASAZJE.

 

I try to decipher pureprayer's post, but give up and impale him with the Upper Case I then take the cheese he drops and runs away with it, dropping pointy letters all over the place to cover my tracks.

*Grabs Psycho's avatar frog and puts it upside down on Psycho's head, and then runs of with the cheese to the set where Rick Astley is singing never gonna give you up*

I chase after you to the the set, Rickroll both you and Rick himself, then throw several smokebombs and mysteriously disappear along with the cheese.

May I just point out that none of us know that pureprayer ever had the cheese, therefore all that may not have happened... but I've already played with reality on this thread, so I will let the matter lie.

 

Anyway.

 

I summon my lifecat (which lives by eating deathfish) and use it to track deathfish. I find him and trap him Here , but not before taking the cheese of his lefecat mauled body.

Finally, abc is gone, so I can return to this game. \

 

I click the link, curious as to where it goes. However, my computer is slow and doesn't play the song before I can read the title of the tab. Knowing your trap, I carefully avoid the rickroll, and grab super arty by the throat. He chokes, and falls unconcious, and I drag him into the rickroll, after stealing the cheese, and leave him there with deathfish, forcing super arty to be trapped as long as deathfish is trapped. I then send my mouse army, whom I had hidden because of abc's lameness, across the world to seek out anyone who manages to take the cheese. I then lock myself up in a super secret military base and set to creating an ultimate weapon in order to prevent the cheese from falling into the wrong hands. In other words, abc's hands.

I cautiously poke my head back into this thread and cautiously fire a super-mega-death-laser at who_am_i. I loot his smoldering corpse (cautiously) and take the cheese. I run like mad through the woods, always looking over my shoulder. When it becomes clear that IT isn't chasing me, I slow down and look around at my surroundings. Its a beautiful spring day. The sun is high in the sky and clouds roll lazily overhead. Birdsong and the scent of pine nettles fill the air. I take a deep breath of the rich, clean air and walk out into a clearing. The sun blinds me for a moment. The clearing gradually fades into view and I spot some deer grazing at the edge of the meadow. The future looks bright. IT has been slain.

Unfortunaetly for you, IT isn't dead. It drops from the sky and lands on you, and cgrabs the cheese. It then teleports me out of being rickrolld, and gives me the cheese.

I just take the cheese.

I pull a flamethrower out and flame you to a crisp, then take the cheese from your charred remains. The cheese didn't melt.

I make a giant burger to use as bait. I then hid myself inside it, and when Psycho comes to eat it, I jump out and grab the cheese. Psycho dies of cholestrol from eting the burger.

My mouse army reports to me as to super arty's whereabouts, and I come out of hiding with my newly trained mouse necromancer. He resurrects this thread from page two, and I send out a small faction to take the cheese. They do so, and the strongest of that faction locks you in the pit of doom, where you should have stayed. How you ever escaped the rickroll, I'll never know. With the cheese, I hole up in my house with the portal locked, and begin plotting to control every corner of the world with my mice.

Unfortunately the cheese rotted after about a month of disuse. I produce a new slice of cheese, and dangle it in front of you, taunting you. Then I disappear.

I summon two Captain Falcons from different dimensions and command them to make their Falcon Punches collide which will cause an effect similar to dividing by zero thus causing a dimensional vortex which I go through to teleport to where you are, and then I dds you to death until you drop the cheese. Then I head back to the World of Trophies and stay safe in Final Destination.

I feed the rotten piece of cheese to one of my mice. It mutates him, and I breed fifty more super mice from him. I then enter them into Super Smash Brothers Contra, and, after breaking several rules and using hax, meet them with Gallade64. To cut a long story short, they beat him in an epic battle which vastly injures Captain Falcon, ally with Kirby who has stolen Captain Falcon's ability, and returned the cheese to me. I initiate my plans to take over the world, with the super mice and Kirby at its head.

 

 

 

Gallade beat me.

 

I really liked what I wrote down too :(

 

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I feed the rotten piece of cheese to my lead mouse. It mutates him, and he becomes a super zombie mouse. I breed him, and when the children of him have grown, I send them after you. In the time it took me to train them, you become fat and lazy. When they find you, you are defeated miserably, and they successfully bring the cheese to me. I continue to breed them, and initiate my plot to rule the world with my mice.

 

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I revive Captain Falcon with the power of Master Hand, and Captain Falcon pulls off a Sacred Combo (Knee of Justice followed by an off the stage Falcon Punch) on Kirby which KOs him instantly. Then I hack and slash through all the mutant mice using the Master Sword and the Soul Calibur, and I finish you off by stabbing you in the face with both swords and the cheese is mine! Then I head to Zebes where I help Samus defeat Mother Brain... again.

You have forced my hand. I rip a hole into the world of trophies, and bring all of my mice, along with all the humans I have recruited in my attempts to enslave my world, into your world. I first go to subspace, and force Tabuu into submission, sustain minimal damages to my army. Then, I send him after you with the backup of my army. When the other characters attempt to help you, I throw a giant trophy stand at them, and they are turned into a large trophy. I then seek out Kirby, and free him from his trophy. I take him to re-obtain the Falcon Punch, and then return to find you as a trophy. I pick you up, and throw you into the Rickroll pit with Super Arty and Deathfish, then cover the pit in sand, therby encasing you. I then send Tabuu to retake my foothold in the real world while I see who else I can enslave.

I don't bother reading the text and so just stab you and take my cheese.

By not reading you've activated the tl;dr trap. It opens up and fires lasers at you. You're eventually shot to a burnt up cinder. I collect the cheese and prance of into the forest