Leesters Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 "Congratulations, you are doing well." "You are now assigned to kill 164 Kalphites". "Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, thaaaaaaanks!" Blasted slayer. Always sends me down to that dump. Its a conspiracy. The heck with it... I"m getting a cannon... Okay, so yes, I'm level 116, and I have never had a cannon. And honestly, the Barrows has given me just a weeeee bit of extra spending money, so its time. And I can't handle another Kalphite or Dagonoth cannon-less assignment before Halo 3 comes out. Uh uh... Noooo way. I'd rather pick flax. *blinks* No..Thats a lie. So, off I go... Off to the dwarf cannon quest area... Uh... Nice job noob. You don't buy a cannon here. Oh yeah, its at the mine entrance. I hate walking, so compound noob feeling by 3% energy. Okay, heres the cannon. Now what? Talk to 5 level-10 dwarfs walking around. They say Hi. All five times. Noob feeling squared. Finally find the guy in the building. Trade Highway Robbery guy 200k for each piece. Non noob side of me screams ...You can buy it at market! Headache from selling Torag legs earlier in market screams..Just buy it! Fine. Click... Buy 1 Cannon Base. Click .. Buy 5 Cannon Barrels. Exceptionally censored language inserted here. Panic and sell four back to shop. Kick self in chair for being smart enough to realize how stupid that was. Carefully buy the other two pieces. Buy cannonball mold... 11 of course. (Long story) Don't bother buying instruction manual. Tele to watchtower to use Yanille anvil. (Yeah, ain't that funny?) Get hammer, cannonball mould, and steel bars. Stand at anvil in yanille looking really stupid. Clicking on things that say "Nothing happens" 100 different ways. Still standing there. Noob feeling cubed. Resists asking any friend or stranger how to make cannonballs. Teles back to Fally and buys instruction manual. (Go ahead, flame now) Reads book. Noob feeling surreal now. Ecto Vial. OFF TOPIC: COULD MAKING CANNONBALLS BE ANY SLOWER? Well, I hope not, because if I have any more time between cannonball loads to think about how a cannon cost me 1.4 mil, and took me an hour to buy and operate, that noob sensation might never completely heal. THE END. A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime_Mercury Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 After reading both your posts today it occurs to me you may want to fork over some RL money for a better mouse. :lol: so there's this thread in p2p general called "the most annoying things ppl do on runescape" i am tempted to post "ya wen im cybering with a girl and they log off for no reason" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addylad Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creaphis Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 :lol: Good story. By the way, talk to the dwarf, and you can buy the four pieces for 750k... One more thing, I'm surprised I'm not the only 116 who hasn't had a cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinkki Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 You've been prettu tired when you bought the cannon :D It was a nice story :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miserikordi Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Haha, that's kind of funny. But it's easy to do. Anyways, if you lose your cannon the dwarf will give you another for free. I had to get mine replaced 3 times while doing slayer. It's really handy if you get dagganoth, kalphites, or anything else in a multicombat area for a slayer assignment. Though the time spent making cannonballs is quite the pain in the rear... Hope you have fun with your cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exc4libulz Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 hilarious story good job :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpx Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Click... Buy 1 Cannon Base. Click .. Buy 5 Cannon Barrels. Read it 5 mins ago- still trying to get back up to my chair :lol: First to 99 Farming on 27. September, 2005.First to 3766 Port Score on 20. March, 2014.First to 4664 Port Score on 2. March, 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghoshi Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0_zeke_0 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 i liked the story :) R.I.P - The_Old_Nite You will be missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicSilver Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 But I bet im the only one who has done "Buy 5 Mage Robe Tops". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximus Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 :lol: Was quite funny. I feel your pain >< I was buying a d long... and stupidly i brought extra money and umm.. bought the store out :( Long since retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicSilver Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 :lol: Was quite funny. I feel your pain >< I was buying a d long... and stupidly i brought extra money and umm.. bought the store out :( You could easily sell D Longs to players for the same price though ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpx Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 But I bet im the only one who has done "Buy 5 Mage Robe Tops".i have done that even on purpose....but buying cannon parts for 200k ea that can be easily bought 150k ea from ppl of as a full set for 750k... First to 99 Farming on 27. September, 2005.First to 3766 Port Score on 20. March, 2014.First to 4664 Port Score on 2. March, 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesters Posted July 8, 2005 Author Share Posted July 8, 2005 But I bet im the only one who has done "Buy 5 Mage Robe Tops".i have done that even on purpose....but buying cannon parts for 200k ea that can be easily bought 150k ea from ppl of as a full set for 750k.....is totally noobish!.. Go ahead, you can finish that sentence... let me finish it for you in red font above A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majingogita Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 1074th to 99 Hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rs_shark_fan_died Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 When i grow up to be a lvl 116, i wanna be just like you, youre cool :D And the story rocked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_pet_worm Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 you need to change your avvy now. lol, i would be getting so annoyed if that happened to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesters Posted July 8, 2005 Author Share Posted July 8, 2005 you need to change your avvy now. The cannonball frenzy almost gave me 117 as I got an unexpected hitpoint level. I never thought I'd get past 115 when I saw the exp levels. Btw, I only need 960k for my next hitpoint level. :shock: I hope my grandchild takes a screenie when he gets it, cuz I should be about 106 years old by then. A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leesters Posted July 8, 2005 Author Share Posted July 8, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: If you put kicking legs on those smileys.... I imagine the Rockettes... Or Chorus Line... "One.. singular sensation, every little step she takes..." A circus in Runescape?? Oh my. REMEMBER RUNESCAPE KARMA! Be a nice player, and nice things will come back to you.I'm back, add me if you deleted me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singblade Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 This was hilarious Seriously, no lie, had me laughing my *** off the whole time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenPixels Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Nice story :D Needs more dragons tho ;( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omnidragon42 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Needs more dragons tho ;( Such is true about all storys. Great story man, hilarity at its best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilheart14 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 oww well u shouldn't have enough million's of dollars 2 make mistakes like that :P but thats funny ive done that but only with like 60k stuff must sucks, worst bit is like u said ure like quick gotta sell it back then when ure banks bout 300k lower ure like damb it and then almost buy it again but relize :P Aussie Aussie Aussie, :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure_arch_jr Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Rofl. :lol: Btw, cannoning doesn't give you hits xp. :wink: RIP Staking RIP 2 Mage Short Specials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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