^Spot on.

< Wants to sleep now.

V Is eating while reading this, or was at least 15 minutes prior.

/\ Nope. Will be in maybe half an hour/an hour after this.

< Did nothing today.

\/ Was super productive today, and got lots done.

^ If you think eating, sleeping, and trolling relatives is productive, sure.

< Retired from the game and needs a new one.

V Browses DeviantART.

^Is somewhat correct in that assumption. I just check out one artist on there. The rest tends to be too 'omg i made animuuu'

< Checks out the tumblr of that same artist.

v Uses tumblr.

^Surprisingly, no.

< Is thinking of what stuff I could write now that I'm EP.

V Doesn't read the Tip.It Times much.

^ True, although I should.

< Is thinking of stuff to write; might write a guest article for EP

V Is in the sky

/\incorrect

>correct

\/incorrect

^Incorrect.

<Correct about something.

v Confused.

/\ wut

< Is watching a movie with subtitles, but isn't paying attention and reading everything so has no idea what's going on in the movie.

\/ Is a cat burglar.

^ I steal cats, so yes. *takes Goon*

< Drinking Coca-cola.

V Thinks I naturally annoy and anger people for fun in real life.

^ A pretty damn cool guy.

< Agrees, I saw you teasing Blaze a bit in the 'You're banned' thread :P

v Likes insects.

^ Is a liar

< Thinks reptiles are win

v Likes mammals

^ Wants LOTPW to come back

< Am trying to think what to do

v happens to like oranges

^ Knew I'd be posting with a dancing orange as my avatar.

< Likes oranges, hates apples.

v Never uses sun tan lotion.

^ watches me on warm summer days

< hopes to get a girlfriend by end of march

v currently is not in a relationship.

^ Is the spy!

< Was hoping otherwise, but fine either way

v Isn't particularly interested in this line of conversation

^ I am now.

< About to go to my favorite bookstore today, which is rare.

V Finds the sound of moving clockwork (clocks, automatons) fascinating and enjoyable.

^ Is pretty bro for a filthy harpy

< Wishes he could make a reference to the Steampunk Anthology right now

v Doesn't know what steampunk means

^ Cannot take a hint I stopped directly associating with harpies ages ago. Hate to get angry, but I starting to find it rather irksome.

< Is well aware of what Steampunk is.

V Has gone berserk before on more than one occasion.

^ Has an annoying brother

< Didn't eat lunch

V Doesn't know about DiabeetusAde

^ Has an annoying brother

< Didn't eat lunch

V Doesn't know about DiabeetusAde

 

^ is probably hungry

< truly doesn't know what "DiabeetusAde" is, but it sounds like a sugary version of Gatorade

V hasn't seen me post before today

^ Has a weird signature.

< Just ate pizza.

V Will post at least a month after this post given lack of activity.

^ Has a cute avatar and signature.

< Can compete with cuteness of signatures sometimes.

v Dislikes like kawaii anime stuff.

^ No no no.

< Is drawing a guy in a bear suit robbing a bank with a machine gun taped with mudkips.

V Believed that.

^ is pathetic for not actually drawing that

< needs to not suck at killing Jads

V will probably know what my avatar is