I think you're jelous because of the first things you listed....Obviously you have a very different sense of humour than the rest of us. Actually, I was going to go a whole 'nother way when I started my response, but decided to atleast be constructive. And, yes, with maturity does come a better sense of humor. Any chance you could add some effects? Maybe put the health bars? I don't know, seems like you should have the game layout just real people inside. Set up scenes like you'd find in the game, since that seems to be your main focus: Encountering a noob and finally getting to give him what he deserves, Messing with a scammer, You know, humorous situations.