Bubsa

And then when they sweated on their scalps it would drip down into their eyes! Even more Fun hey?! : Good sir, that would require the props to perspire, most likely through running. Unlikely!

Money buys lipstick, so the logic of "it's not a handbag" fails hard.

Fiji. You can't get any further away before you start coming back.

OK, I take back what I said :(

Oh, you know, not much, just er KANYE WEST ON THE 2ND OF DECEMBER! Woot :D

I genuinelly believe he told Crouch: "Look, you're 6ft 8 and you can't head the ball. Go away for a month, go learn how to head, and maybe I'll let you play again". It really seems that way, because he's actually heading now with conviction. Only 2 months ago, he would have sent that headed goal of his sky high or straight to the keeper's mits.

Contrary to popular belief, I'll always put a good deal of thought to a post. Even if it seems like an irrelevant joke, there's always a method behind my madness.

No, you all couldn't. What else would you all do if you couldn't laugh at my misfortune and my valiant attempts to make an arse of myself? You'd rot, that's what you'd do!

Or he has a dictionary/thesaurus... Sentence structure and intelligence are facets of the written word that cannot be garnered from dictionaries nor thesauri I'm afraid. These are tools that have been used by writers throughout history to improve spelling, definition and vocabulary. Having said that, and leading from your uneducated insinuation, anything that can be used to enhance the writing skills of an individual should not be frowned upon, but embraced with open arms. Hehe, I like this guy. He combats a joke with a joke :P

The 'Defenders Best Bits' post will forever haunt him. Im glad he is happier now and fighting for hugging. Mate, I don't know how I could have been such a smeghead arsehole to you, when we're (now) constantly on a parralel wavelength. Man, I'm sorry for that!

That really is fail, with a capital P.H.

Well, you've got to ask yourself, what kind of cardio-vascular fitness are you aiming for? Are you looking for long endurance, or a fast recovery time? Both a very different with very different training regimes.

Crikey, I'm sorry for your loss pal :( R.I.P Auntie Echofish

I've got to say, I think my maturity level has dropped because of tip.it :P Couldn't pick out any specific memories, because I've made a hell of a lot of friends along the way to here. Two words, though: Underground. Farm.

I don't know about you Americans, but I wouldn't go fight a war manifested by a God-fearing man in a creamy homestead.

I didn't know it was possible to stay on the comp long enough to make over 12k posts - Bubby proved me wrong. :lol: Yeah mate, I've sat here for 3 and a bit years straight, posting. Nice one, ignorance!

Back in the rugby dark ages, props from the continent use to rub deep heat into their hair, so, when they pakced down for scrum, it would literally bring the opposition to tears. Fun hey?!

While you're unplugging your phone, go ahead and unplug the internet cable too, would you?

I love how most of your advice here in Off-topic is completely useless and no one is bothered by it! :lol: Oh contraire. His advice is so delightfully simple, primative and accessible, it's more often than not the soundest advice of all.

Someone's changed their tune :roll:

Psh, some say 7-0 is a good result, but they clearly don't know the feeling of an 8-0 victory ;) :P

Yeah I'm giving up on him. He hasn't even tried to argue back against my points :/. I'm not even gonna bother to reply to that! I'm actually being optimistic and going to suggest that henman made a funny. A genuine funny, for a change. :P

I love that. "They're Scottish, they must know!" :P The thing is, they probably do!

Frankly, your flourishing relationship means little to me now, due to LACK OF FUDGE!!

Spoof! Did you leave for awhile or something? Just haven't seen you post in OT for a long time. Good to see you :