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Rip out the nail. Unless it was a woman in disguise. Would you rather save a tree or hug a whale?

Shortly after the Beijing Olympics every person in China is found to have mild athletic talent, and are conscripted for the London Olympics. Therefore, the Chinese are unable to continue the topping-sauce franchise wars.

Because it hurts to care. Why is television not the amazing educational device that we were promised?

Foot. I think that a pegfoot would work better than a peghand. Would you rather be sterile or work for the IRS?

Not at all, you seem like a perfectly normal politician pushing an agenda. Pro: Hating stuff is awesome. Con: Sometimes it hates back. Painting.

American invading forces are drowned by a relentless tide of maple syrup.

Lolscape. The only form of communication is through different uses of the acronym 'lol', and everything is a collage of lolcat, canihazcheezeburger and motifake images formed into buildings and landscape.

Clean raw fish. Would you rather watch the home shopping network for 10 hours or listen to a far out whacko from the right and a far out whacko from the left argue for 10 hours? (Or would you rather tear out your eyes and pour superglue into your ears?)

Pro: There is no 'I' in team. Con: There is a 'me'. Vodka.

Banned for not saying that hypocrites are also funny.

Granted, they are all wind-up Fords. I wish for a sandwich.

Pro: Some music sucks. Con: Some doesn't. IKEA

I guess he forgot or was never taught rule number one: It is always loaded. And the way the media act like music or games or movies are to blame, just to cover for the incompetent parents... Seriously, kids and guns don't go together well. If you want to take them shooting, fine, but when you aren't keep the gun locked up. Don't blame Halo, he was in no way acting out Halo. -He shot himself. With a bullet. Impossible except for sniper rebounds in Halo, and a .22 is not a sniper rifle. It sounds like he looked down the barrel without checking for a round in the chamber. If parents are going to buy their kid a gun, they should bloody well drill those safety rules into the kid's brain for weeks before they give it to him. -How do they know he was acting out a game or movie at all? I never did when I was that age, I just made [cabbage] up, just like everyone else I knew... I guess they looked in the console or that was the only game the parents knew... -.- -It is a game. Blaming games is just absurd. Like saying Jeffrey Dahmer did what he did because he played Kirby games. I guess the media will take any chance they get to blame everything on the games and grab cheap shock headlines with no story, rather than work to cover the real problems. Didn't they blame most of those high school shootings on Doom, instead of emotional problems?

Pro: Arson. Con: Arson. High School Musical.

I think I already responded to his firefighters hiding behind the little red x... :-w

You know you haven't been silly enough when your posts forget to include :twss: .

Starts a department of volunteer firefighters.

Evil Villains - 7 Comedy - 12 Evil Stuff - 13 Randomness - 20

Sorry to ruin it for you.. :P Oy.

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5/10. You seem vaguely familiar... :-k

Because infomercials are accurate depictions of useful products. Why is sliced bread the height that all new inventions must attain?

Would you rather have a tattoo done that day that looks okay, or one done tomorrow that looks good? That should answer the question. After all, what's worse, being teased for a day by your girlfriend, or having a badly done tattoo for life?

Fixed all but a few bits of white on the I. Once I get a chance, I'll fix the P.