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Facepalming conveys no real emotion, at least for me. Arson, on the other hand... Oh, and Borders, for killing off a ton of great local bookstores with their crappy selection. The manga-themed stuff is just the poisoned icing on the cake.

Pro: So funny when they're wrong. Con: When they aren't wrong. Caps Lock.

Futurecar crushes RC car.

Granted, he turns all of your veggies into vampire minion onions. I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

8/10

Graboid eats creationist apeman.

Fear itself. And spiders.

Major damage to the 'Rune'. I turned the O back into a U with what I had.. : :|

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Banned for having two "ha's" too many.

Pro: Great in theory. Con: Horrible in practice. The internet.

Lol I'm gonna make fun of people who use lol all the time by saying lol a ton in this post lol. Lol, this is so full of lol. Lol is so overused lol. Lol, lol has no purpose anymore lol, lol it means nothing lololol. Lol, I never lol in real life lol, because that would be annoying (lol) and kinda sad, too lol. Lol. So, lol, I guess that is it, lol. Lol: The all-purpose word. I've thought of a more accurate way to describe it. It can mean anything and everything. Beat that. :P

Road to Ruin - The Ramones.

Well, if you look at it from the right perspective, abortion is essentially miscarriage by choice. How is that unnatural?

The odds are tiny, and we'd probably have fair enough warning to find somewhere to hide and prepare. Yeah, the odds are astronomical, but if the human race is going to end, that'd be an interesting way to go. Because frankly, it would be interesting watching the planet boil over like a destroyed anthill in the years leading up to the impact.

Falcon Kick + Steel toed boots (+4 [bleep]! That hurt!) Shouldn't cost too much at a good store. :P On the original topic: Fighting over pointless things is, well, pointless. I'm only going to be serious in a situation where death/serious injury of myself, friends or family is a possibilty. And in that case, I'm not punching. I'm using a baseball bat.

I think it got completely wiped out at some point, and it still hasn't been fixed correctly.. :|

I wonder what would happen if the lawyer for Red Bull found someone who was willing to claim that they, in fact, did grow wings for a short time after drinking it... Of course, that could only happen if this were a real lawsuit.

I love those people, and their work.

Conspiracy plots are interesting, regardless of weither or not they are real. The well thought out ones are just really great entertainment... With 9/11, I've still got mixed feelings. Either it was a false flag attack staged by part of the U.S. government, or the Bush administration simply took advantage of a real terrorist attack to start another money war. Either way, the Iraq war and the destruction of constitutional rights were not justified. In my opinion, something like 75%-90% probability of the latter.

Eh, there are two ways that I see it used; first, as an expression of mild amusement, and second, as a placefiller, so if someone wants to make it sound like they said more, or if they want to fill in awkward silences, they just 'lol'.

Filled in some of the scribbles near the bottom. It's actually looking pretty good right now.. :mrgreen:

Pro: Almost-racist comments are sometimes funny. Con: Sometimes they aren't. The blue jello.

Kitten goes back in time and cuts the right wire.

Well, most of the guides I've read claim that zombies don't actually require energy... But maybe whenever a human is infected with the virus, they grow a buttered toast-cat generator in their chest cavity that supplies unlimited energy. Uhm, survival plan. Depends on what type of zombies they are. If they're normal zombies, slow, stupid, gradually decaying: Unload the armory, unload the supply room, fill packs, gather friends and family, hand out weapons and supplies, start moving north. Fast/superpower zombies? Kill myself.