On the last day of Military camp, we had a manly pillow fight. As in bloody noses and shattered glass from exploding lightbulbs. Oh, and I lent my bugspray to this kid who proceeded to pour it on a "slow" kid who was sleeping on a bench. In exchange for completely averting all blame from myself (I'm not about to be expelled from boot camp I was sent to for being suspended -.-) the kid was demoted from "General", meaning he'd gone there seven years, forty two weeks per year, to below me, who had been there all of two weeks.