Everything posted by urbestfreind
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Worst thing you got caught doing at school!
HOSHI- I'm getting ideas from this thread. My senior prank will, without a doubt, be epic win. If you are American there is ONE thing that is funnier... The Soviet Russian flag :P Man, now I have to find 2 new flags... -.- I've been suspended from each school I've been in so far, save High School (2 years left though)...So yeah, it's a pretty long list. Oh, and up until HS, I was in private school too, 3 different ones (up to 4th in one school, 5th in another, 6-8 in another) HS: I've flipped all the monitors in my computer class, set the resolution up too high on one so it had to be reset (almost got computer privileges revoked..in a programming class), and hacked the admins computer (he was the tech guy for the school, had a lot of control over things)...He wasn't happy, but it was his fault..He told me I couldn't do it... Also magnetized a monitor and never got caught, though the teachers were stumped as to how it happened. This was in 7th grade. Spent around 1/4 of a term in ISS in 5th grade for fighting, including throwing the kid off the raised walkway into a tree trunk (not literally inside, but on it...kind of...yeah). In ISS I managed to anger half the staff, and blow up the school microwave (for the record, Arby's roast beef sandwhich wrapper is not microwavable, to those future lunch ladies). Can't believe she believed it was..And we had school pets so half the time was just playing with the school dog. Kicked out of after school care for 2 weeks after beating up a kid who pushed me a bit too far. He managed to kick me in the head a few times, I gave him a black eye, a bloody nose, probably a minor cuncussion (or at least a bad headache), and nearly ripped the ear ring out of his ear (accident). That sucked, I had to sit in the office...But I told the staff I was beating the devil out of him [it was a christian school]. Not so much caught, but I spent most of my time in Algebra II arguing with my teacher about the point of learning some of the material, or harassing students by talking loudly, throwing things, stealing the spray bottle he used to clean the projector to spray people, etc. I also helped start debates and keep him from giving us homework and assignments, which was awesome. Got participation points taken away for swearing at my teacher in foreign languages (first German, then Polish). Kinda sucked because it nearly brought me down a grade, but that was also because I slacked off in class, and argued with the teacher daily (he was cool though, still bowl against him occasionally). Chemistry class was a world of it's own, and probably the closest I've been to being suspended or whatever in High School. I'm an aspiring pyro, so naturally I would try to find some way to make something explode. My teacher knew this too, but she didn't care (coolest teacher I've ever had). She just told me not to sue her if I blow some part of myself off of the rest of myself. I got caught stealing matches and lighters a few times (I still have 4 lighters, 6 candles, and around 10 packs of matches, some full, some nearly empty), just had to return them. I had to buy a new beaker once after I "accidentally" mixed two chemicals together that caused a minor explosion and cracked it. I also tried to get my teacher to let us make fireworks, but she wouldn't buy the powder, or let us make it...Man that was a fun year, and I have her again next year for Anatomy/Physiology. There are also some things that I won't mention, and some I can't. I am happy to say that out of all of this, I have the trust of the whole science department, save two teachers who I've never actually talked to or really even seen, but they won't help me anyways because of what they teach. I also have a few other teachers who will undoubtedly help me with my senior prank. So yeah, as you can see, I haven't exactly been the best kid, but due to my general nature, and what's been happening at home (including one hellish divorce), and a few other factors (like agreeing to, and passing anger management), I got out of it without a police record or expulsion, though I've been up for expulsion 4 times...Or was it 3 with an expulsion and re-admission...I dunno, that was a hell of a day that almost got me jailed, but I think I was immediately expelled and readmitted within an hour, thanks to my mom, so i count it as another "up for" moment.
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Image Warz
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Would u rather
You. WYR be banned from your 2 most favorite places, or banned from Tip.It, Runescape, and another favorite site (no you can't proxy in either).
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned because your clan name has the number 3 instead of tres.
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"You Know When You Have Been... When..."
You know you've played RS too long when you comment back that there are no safe spots for wizards, because they are spellcasters. Seriously, you can't safe spot them...unless I missed a huge game update (I haven't played in awhile though). You know you've played WoW too much when you see someone in a nice outfit, or with limited-edition stuff, and call them (full-)donors under your breath while storming away angrily.
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How famous are you on tip.it? (Over 10k posts)
7/10
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Song Name Chain------~OVER 500 SONGS LISTED~------
- Weird Al.
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The "First Thing That Comes To Mind" Game!
Noobs? How about the level cap in WoW (thanks to the Burning Crusade) Alright, tissue boxes...hm...boogers. Brunswick.
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Would u rather
Shark, as I hear it's quite tasty...Wait..would I have to eat the whole shark, or just like a small "shark steak"(prime cut, mmkay?)? If the former, then I choose lobster. (even though I hate seafood) WYR use Opera or Firefox (or IE, if 3 choices are allowed)?
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for questioning the ways of others.
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CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!
12,151 Twss is the sound of a laugh. It's kind of hard to explain how to do....Umm, put your tongue where it would be if you were going to start saying "the", and then try to make the sound for "S", or start hissing...but try to keep your teeth closed...It's like a hiss...Man I suck at explaining things lol...at least I can rule out teacher for my future career.
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Image Warz
High-explosive armor-piercing bullet anyone?
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The "First Thing That Comes To Mind" Game!
Moose (nickname for one of our Black Labradors) Level 70.
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Guess the person that's going to post below you!
No, this is patrick! I am not Stilev! *hrmph* (lulz spongebob) Wizzkid (if it's silver, I'm going to beat both of you with a decapitated fish) :lol:
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Song Name Chain------~OVER 500 SONGS LISTED~------
READ THE FIRST POST OF THE [bleep]ING THREAD! Seriously, is it that hard to pay attention? Ok,so the rules are to name a song, then the next post-er must post a song that begins with the last letter of the previous song. Broken ends with an N, not an R. -.- Nemo - Nightwish. (So you now pick a song that starts with O)
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Its the why i hate you game!!!!!!! OVER 1K VIEWS!!!
I hate you for not quoting dragoonson in your siggy.
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Questions Only!
Why don't you pay attention to what's happening in the thread?
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Sports car comparrison
Viper = win, mmkay? Seriously, the first time I saw one I wanted it more than any other car. It's a beast of a car (compared too other off-the-line cars), and it doesn't look too bad either. Plus I'm not really a fan of Corvettes, the look or anything else (although the price isn't too bad). TBH I'd much rather have a bike though, and some cheap car (maybe a Mustang? ) for if it's raining or I cba to ride the bike).
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Some websites not loading.
Hmm...Could just be one of the many sites under DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service - site is flooded with requests and can not send out packets, effectively shutting down the site, wiki it for more info). attacks atm. What sites are these, if you don't mind telling? I've gotten that message, but the sites with the message were either hacked or under DDoS.
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Would u rather
Chocolate. I hate strawberry. WYR make a video game or just play them?
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Hey, at least I know what to name my teddy bear, and that it should be put in a safe place when I start making potentially deadly explosives. Granted, someone spills liquid nitrogen on it and kicks it, separating it into millions of pieces that can't be put together. After thawing, it's incinerated. I wish I could spontaneously combust, but nothing and nobody around me would be broke, burned, injured, killed, or harmed in any way, and I also had a quick, painless, awesome-looking death due to the fact I had spontaneously combusted...
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Questions Only!
Why don't you know?
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Spooked
I haven't watched the movie (yet), but It seems like a good movie. Apparently it's about Jesus being a myth, the 9/11 attacks, and the Federal Reserve Bank and how bankers and the rich are trying to achieve world domination, and the Federal Reserve was created to rob America of it's money. Then again I love reading about conspiracy theories, so...yeah... Link Contains Spoilers I found a Wikipedia link, seems a bit helpful: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeitgeist,_the_Movie As for the OP, I would say just lay down on your bed and watch tv (or lay down somewhere and watch tv or read a book), in a decently-lit room. Just watch something like Comedy Central, to get your mind off of it. The main thing is to be relaxed and keep your mind on something else. Most urban legends are just myths, crazy stories that are usually just started as jokes. Trust me, if you want to be worried about something, consider your chances of having a meteor landing on your house (182,138,880,000,000 to 1) than waking up with your kidney missing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_legend helps prove my point that urban legends are just lies. Definately don't try to read http://www.funny2.com/odds.htm though. It's a good read for people who aren't jumpy, or want to know how likely they are to date a supermodel.
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D-Link router cannot be accessed by wireless...
My computer does that. All I do is disconnect (via the view wireless connections window, double click the wireless icon, then click "view wireless networks) or connect to my neighbor's router (I have the password for it, in case I need to use it for school or something), then reconnect to mine. Usually works. Maybe you could try that? Couldn't hurt. OR it could be a configuration problem. I found a small guide here that may be of some assistance.
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CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!
12,156 ;) :cry: =P~ =; (in smilies, taken one per row, so first one is first row, first smiley, ....fifth is fifth row fifth smiley.... :twss: ) :twss: <== I laugh every time I see this smiley.