dragoonson

Canadia? I wanna go to Canadia. Oh my god, a typo! :shock: Anyways, can't really think of any funny things from the top of my head, I'll have to think a little bit and come back to this topic later. Good topic btw Rarex : No.We're going where Canadians live.Thats Canadia.Canada is where Canadans live.Duh? :roll:

Today in class I got an SMS telling me I was going to Canadia this December from my dad.I was so excited I punched the air,but I punched straight ahead,into the back of my ex's currnet's head.(Tough to explain...) Small tussle,mainly from his friends.He was cool with it,but his friends were all...I upset about it. Also,I wrapped my hands the wrong way during a spar and after a few punches I realise my I tore a few muscles in my hand.I personally found that funny,how something insignificant might have caused such pain -.- One more.During maths today I was laughing at my dumbest friend.We had said how his mother was "peh hor"...White tiger,meaning hairless.That by the way denotes a level of [bleep]tishness...Anyway,my bald teacher (who we make fun of) said he didn't like that word.My friends were laughing cause I said that he doesn;t like other people to be bald. That was pretty funny,but it was funnier because the whole conversation was conducted in dialect.

I pinched a guy's nutsack (washed my hands lots after) and make fun of him now for his reaction (I'm hit!). Perhaps not as nasty,my friend was playing around a girl I liked and bullcrapping her...I held him in a sleeper for the rest of the school day.After school we switched to a master lock and had a little gay lol.

Had an hour-long spar with my friend earlier today.Its tough to conserve energy for that long,unsurprisingly.He's all red from my blows,though.

This is a little weird,more of a you had to be there... 2,actually. First one was when I was 13...We had a mentally handicapped in our class...So we would constantly make fun of him to make him agitated and scream.Our class was quite destructive and by September we had destroyed 4 of our flourescent lights.So during the exam period we had to stagger our tables and place seat according to our register numbers.The guy I mentioned earlier sat below our projector,surrounded by a bunch of us who liked to disturb him. We told him that if the fan dropped,he'd die and if the projector dropped,he'd die alone.He was like "May I change my seat?" with a more stupid sounding voice.We were like "Dude thats so rude,if it drops on any of us we'd die too" and he went crazy ^.^ Another time my friend touched his [wagon].He was confronted like "Why did you touch my butt?" heh I went behind and pinched him.He was like "Hey" but we denied doing anything.After he calmed down,my friend (who wasn't involved) told him how angry we were that he had wrongly accused us.He went all "I'm not blind ok?I'm MAD.MAD!" Kay,seperate occasion,same year.After Chinese remedial my friends and I headed to Pizza Hut.After eating my friend put pepper and cheese into my Pepsi.A lot.Uncaring I just drank it.Tasted horrible but I pretended it was great,even doing a Yam Seng to it.That was pretty funny.

Its apparently only normal to have feelings for a month.Got over it within a week,actually.

Io is a moon of Jupiter's #-o .

^Malaysia didn't do that...we're doing it out of a feeling that we need something special for people to care,and it seems that that is what it takes sometimes.

God I hate to sound cynical,but its not something Jagex can help...my location is far away from their servers and I have it fine,but I just have a good service.If you have a lousy network you can expect it... Additionally,that was slightly hard to read (not as bad as the older rants,though.) ...

I didn't like the one with the car in it(because of the car),but other than that,you're lucky to have such great scenery nearby...*is jealous*.

Money,and phone numbers.I could write the yellow pages with my contact list... Really off topic,but my chinese really shovels [cabbage].Guan Sai -.-

Just acquired a glove with cd and glass shards on it.There's tons on the opposite side of my palm (what's that called?),meaning I'm gonna favor back hands with it...

First Night Zoo...First Night Race...First pair of durian shaped art's house...Hell,first YOG host...still pretty stupid to me tbh. BUT,it is quite an accomplishment...Though we're Singaporeans,not Singaporians...Or you could go French and call us Singapoureans,but do that at risk of getting beaten up. Having said that,I can't wait to see this,my brother has tickets for the practice run,but I will be watching it for free at a coffee shop.Not Starbucks.Apparently there's something on the Flyer that informs you of what happens on the track.Yellow being...crash and the car's out to rescue,and red being the race is cancelled...I think...The Flyer is just epic,but blowing 100k+ to spin it the other way (Fengshui :roll: ) was epic fail.

:shock: remind me NOT to go at you with anything less that a Kriss SMG (a .45 gun with little to no recoil, and 1500 RPM) Good luck getting that past immigration here -.- They even pick up those little fake guns you buy for your little brother or friends -.-

Future World-Helloween

StarWars. Indiana Jones. A bunch of local films... KungFu Hustle The Forbidden Kingdom

Food... Tumbling,tripping,running,skipping,soaring,falling,weaving and dipping...All because of the energy you get from food, and in a way the food is still in your body,in existence.Often simply leaving the lips-Vomit,or... No man can hate what keeps him alive.Menus are sometimes handwritten,and you depend on them..Fancy dinner plates is obvious.Help on a date-who doesn't want food and girls?

Brass knuckles,flick-knife,swiss-knife...that Spiderman toy that shoots "webbing"...A bunch of cloths that hold no practical use (outside of "blanket parties",where I use it to cover your face and beat you up =D)...I'm too young to drive a motorbike,and no one I know has one,but I do have tons of helmets... I also happen to have lots of explosives,illegal and legal...But that's more for work than for fun...Also,those chains you guys wear from you belt loops to your wallets?I use them to barb my brass knuckles :lol:

Iron Maiden-The Clansman.

They just bought it...Didn't have time to take it off,even.

Wraiths are scary...

Run to the Hills-Iron Maiden. Please someone else put metal...

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Praising a band for making an album that isn't 'half-assed' seems really weird. I guess love makes blind. :) I mean,its gooder (better,but less good =D) than St. Anger because he's more "into" what he's singing.You don't expect an emo kid to sing Ska well,if you know what I mean...

Three Little Birds-Bob Marley.I recommend it if you want that song from I am Legend.