Rarex Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Post about funny moments you have had in your life. Try to explain in such detail that others can understand it and perhaps see why it's funny. While in the boys locker room, someone turned the lights off and people were screaming funny stuff and some dude screamed "Kill All Straight". Was funny. Anyways, that's one of mine. Post yours :D? -Retired from Runescape on August 12, 2008-Working out topicEverything related to working out! Ask questions, get honest answers. Share your experiences, work out routines, stories, opinions, and discuss about working out! Everything :). Check it out :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 i was just driving my friend home from the gym, and i was playing that song that goes "amilee", with the bass really loud. so my friend is sitting in the front seat with a tank top and starts dancing and touching himself while staring at the people across from us. got some really strange looks. i was covering my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarex Posted September 28, 2008 Author Share Posted September 28, 2008 i was just driving my friend home from the gym, and i was playing that song that goes "amilee", with the bass really loud. so my friend is sitting in the front seat with a tank top and starts dancing and touching himself while staring at the people across from us. got some really strange looks. i was covering my face. Haha lol thats funny. That reminds me of two jackass episodes: one was the one when a dude was in a monkey suit going all around town lol. I always laugh hard at that one.. and when he had a banana in a hand and a whiskey bottle in the other xD the other one was that dude running around the UK or Britain in a lil girls out fit lol, he was hopping and all. so gay but so funny xD -Retired from Runescape on August 12, 2008-Working out topicEverything related to working out! Ask questions, get honest answers. Share your experiences, work out routines, stories, opinions, and discuss about working out! Everything :). Check it out :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 everyone that saw him quickly looked away but then did a few double-takes. im picking him up after i take a shower to go out, and im sure he'll do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 My cat learnt from me playing Prince of persia [and not really finishing the level] how to run on walls and do wall rebound attacks :shock: Apparantly she also learnt sadism from watching TV, because anytime she's near me, she'll cry and pretend I hurt her.. but only if my sister Rhea is in the room... Anyways... I was on the bus, I was the only person standing in the bus, everyone else was sitting. Apparantly the Driver didn't know how to drive... cause he pressed the breaks hard.. And I nearly sat down on an old chinese woman's lap. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 In the middle of explaining the Existence and Uniqueness theorem, my math prof started telling a joke about a drunk looking for a watch. It was a variation of this: Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a street-light, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help. What is it you have lost? he asked. My watch, replied the drunk. It fell off when I tripped over the pavement. The passer-by joined in the search but after a quarter of an hour, there was still no sign of the watch. Where exactly did you trip? asked the passer-by. About half a block up the street, replied the drunk. Then why are you looking for your watch here if you lost it half a block up the street? The drunk said: Because the lights a lot better here. I just wanted to post that joke... Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Just today at lunch, with my grandparents and parents, my little brother asked "mom, have you ever had sex with dad?" He thinks it's a husband and a wife kissing and cuddling naked in a bed. He got that from the simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I could post 364 every year. Hum, let's think of a good one... Ah, I was looking through a window that led into the gym, where some soccer-playing girls were. I know a lot of them, and they waved and said hi, and I said "Hello, soccer gals." Only a bit more sexily. One of the principals was right next to me, laughing. Very sneaky. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I could post 364 every year. Hum, let's think of a good one... Ah, I was looking through a window that led into the gym, where some soccer-playing girls were. I know a lot of them, and they waved and said hi, and I said "Hello, soccer gals." Only a bit more sexily. One of the principals was right next to me, laughing. Very sneaky. maybe because they were waving at him? hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 These are probably mostly "you had to be there" stories, but I'm excruciatingly bored. I've got a friend who gets into all sorts of [cabbage] when he's drunk since he mostly gets a lot drunker than the rest of us. This is the same guy who started giving detailed stories about his army days (which don't exist), asked us to shave his head (which we did), and drunkenly stumbled into Max Burgers on our way home from the pub to eat something, asked the cashier, "is this... McDonald's?", "no, this is Max Burgers", "... Okay...! Cool. I shall have a Whooper then!" (Burger King). He then told the cashier to specifically wrap his burger in three paper-wrappers, whereafter he ordered one of those sauce packets and proceeded to slurp it up before getting the rest of his order. He's also made it his holy quest to steal as many signs from hamburger restaurants as he can (possibly so he has something to help him remember the nights by). He's somehow managed to steal and take with him home all signs except the huge one behind the counter. He hasn't given up on that one either. I have another friend who, as soon as he gets into something, it's all he focuses his attention on. He's ranked as the third best wrestler in Europe his weight-group, and he got that rank on a day he was hung-over (I'm serious). He had a marijuana plantation in his college dorm room and would often get stoned with one of his college professors. He also discovered an MMORPG by the name of Tibia in college, and after spending most of his waking hours playing that game realised he was wasting a bunch of valuable could-be ingame time making food and studying. So he immediately purchased a bot to help him level etc., then bought one of those baby alarm things. Placed one by the computer, and took the other one with him. The bot would kill monsters for him and make a sound as soon as another player entered his "screen" in Tibia, which he would then hear through the baby alarm. He could now boil noodles in peace. Funny thing is he only played the game for a month or so. Oh, he also ran his own moonshine when he lived at home with his parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 ahh... When I was about... 8, I believe, (My little brother was 4) I had this little spray thing which i used to spray some kind of sweet liquid in my mouth ( it's a gimmick i believe, i don't have any disabilities). So i just finished the spray, and wanted to do something with it. I fill the tube with water. I spray a small corridor with it. My brother comes running along as I have foreseen. He slips. I laugh. I get busted. I spent the rest of the day in the toilet. It still makes me laugh sometimes when I think of him slipping in the comical style. (He fell like Tom & Jerry's Tom when he steps on a roller skate) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_m23 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Try to explain in such detail that others can understand it and perhaps see why it's funny. *Describes scenario in one sentence, with little detail* :| Just had to point that out. I'll edit a story in later if I can be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Well I have some really dumb girls in the school I go to, if any of them say anything retarted i can remember I'll update :) Good story bout your drunk friend btw Azv :D I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 This is a little weird,more of a you had to be there... 2,actually. First one was when I was 13...We had a mentally handicapped in our class...So we would constantly make fun of him to make him agitated and scream.Our class was quite destructive and by September we had destroyed 4 of our flourescent lights.So during the exam period we had to stagger our tables and place seat according to our register numbers.The guy I mentioned earlier sat below our projector,surrounded by a bunch of us who liked to disturb him. We told him that if the fan dropped,he'd die and if the projector dropped,he'd die alone.He was like "May I change my seat?" with a more stupid sounding voice.We were like "Dude thats so rude,if it drops on any of us we'd die too" and he went crazy ^.^ Another time my friend touched his [wagon].He was confronted like "Why did you touch my butt?" heh I went behind and pinched him.He was like "Hey" but we denied doing anything.After he calmed down,my friend (who wasn't involved) told him how angry we were that he had wrongly accused us.He went all "I'm not blind ok?I'm MAD.MAD!" Kay,seperate occasion,same year.After Chinese remedial my friends and I headed to Pizza Hut.After eating my friend put pepper and cheese into my Pepsi.A lot.Uncaring I just drank it.Tasted horrible but I pretended it was great,even doing a Yam Seng to it.That was pretty funny. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco_Reborn Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I have loads of things... But I just can't remember any of them, except the time I was explaining what a creampie was to a friend of mine using hand gestures. :lol: My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyPandy Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 My best friend threw a water balloon at an open top merc. We promptly ran away. So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth, These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf, Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in, Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything, Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel, Tear up the book and write your own damn rules, Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got, And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut, And realise that the other world that you're always looking for, Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door, And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas, After all, you were put on the earth to do this, So shine your light so bright that all can see, Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 My best friend threw a water balloon at an open top merc. We promptly ran away. ah, yes. that reminds me of what my friend did just this friday. i was driving my merc (coincidence?) and he was riding shotgun. he was holding an old powerbar that was sitting in my car for a while. we drive by a large truck parked on the side of the road, with the window down, and the driver sitting inside. for some reason he hurls the powerbar at him, then turns to me and says "we'd better get out of here". needless to say the driver tracked him down and killed his family. (not really, but we did get away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezz Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 I have another friend who, as soon as he gets into something, it's all he focuses his attention on. He's ranked as the third best wrestler in Europe his weight-group, and he got that rank on a day he was hung-over (I'm serious). He had a marijuana plantation in his college dorm room and would often get stoned with one of his college professors. He also discovered an MMORPG by the name of Tibia in college, and after spending most of his waking hours playing that game realised he was wasting a bunch of valuable could-be ingame time making food and studying. So he immediately purchased a bot to help him level etc., then bought one of those baby alarm things. Placed one by the computer, and took the other one with him. The bot would kill monsters for him and make a sound as soon as another player entered his "screen" in Tibia, which he would then hear through the baby alarm. He could now boil noodles in peace. Funny thing is he only played the game for a month or so. Haha, I have a friend who is like that with Tibia right now. Tibia does weird things to people :P [insert birds flying in a circle here]Yes, that sig was annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Spent a whole day partying with some friends and after we all sobered up we went out in search of something new to do. There were 4 of us and we took 2 cars because the other driver was the only person who hadn't sobered up (he continued to drink all day and had his Coke can full of vodka has we drove along). So one friend and I were in the lead car while the drunk one and another guy were in the rear car. We were going down a main street keeping an eye out for something to do when I notice the guy behind switching lanes and speeding up. As they come up next to us I see the passengers bare [wagon] mooning us but right by the drivers face. Was funny as hell because the driver was the drunk one and it didn't even phase him that he had another man's [wagon] in his face :lol: Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 We were doing Poetry Anthology in Double English and about 20 minutes into the lesson we had finished reading the poem "limbo". So for the last 100 minutes of the double period me and my friend shouted out "Limbo!" for every question the teacher asked the class, it was a very long day/lesson. Thankfully we were right for like 4/100 of those questions and the teacher didn't send us out. Good times Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sublimer1990 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 We were playing with some tennis stuff in our hallway and this guy hit a ball down to the end. Two people ran down to try and get it, but one tried to take the longer route by going around to the other hall. He came around the corner as fast as he could and tried to grab the ball. Somehow he missed the doorknob there and nailed his head on it. After he recovered from that he threw the ball back to the person hitting them and started to walk back. I asked him what just happened because I was looking outside, so he started to explain as the guy with the racket hit again. This ball bounced off one side of the hall, then the other, and then hit him square in the eye. It was pretty funny at the time because we were really bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 We were egging passing cars over a wall from this kinda wooded, overgrown empty lot beside a small green space. Eventually the police were called and one on a bike came up, as he passed we hit him on the helmet with one, which sprayed all over him as a result. We ran through a path way lined with nettles and shrubs to the green space where the policeman came around to, had to hop a fence back into the overgrown space and then find somewhere to hide. Me and a friend jumped over a random wall and hid between a shed and the wall we had just jumped while some deaf (didn't know he was deaf) old guy was doing his gardening right beside the shed :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLootChests Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 hmm one time i tucked the bottem of my shirt up kinda hard to explain but it only coved my man boobs lol i think u get it? then i droped my pants (still had on meh boxers) then i party boy'd a hobo while my friend was doin the beat of the party boy song while i was sayin "hey baby if u want my body and u think im sexy go ahead and ask me, cuz I kno u want me" ( i said it in a weird voice ) i think only half of the people will understand wat im sayin and a quarter of the people will think im perverted/nasty or somethin but it was funny at the time Effigies: 5 draconic visage: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 My cat learnt from me playing Prince of persia [and not really finishing the level] how to run on walls and do wall rebound attacks :shock: Apparantly she also learnt sadism from watching TV, because anytime she's near me, she'll cry and pretend I hurt her.. but only if my sister Rhea is in the room... your kinda paranoid.... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 she plays with my fine as long as my sister isn't in the room... but as soon as my sister comes in.. she'll act as if I forced her to do something bad.. or did something against her will... The good thing is that my sister has wised up now.. it took a year... but now she just looks at the cat and shakes her head and walks away... :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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