Well, one day, my older cousins and his friends were in town, fooling around, having fun. They decided to head over to the mall. My cousin, being how he is, had a spiderman mask with him.

 

 

 

I should explain, that the mall is only two stories tall, and has a glass dome-type roof at certain points.

 

 

 

Anyways, my cousin shimmied up a drain pipe, to the top of the roof, and put on the mask. He then tapped on the glass directly above the center of the mall (busy area), getting most everyone's attention, and tried to shot his web.

 

 

 

It's even more hilarious if you know the guy. Funny stuff.

 

 

 

He's also made it his holy quest to steal as many signs from hamburger restaurants as he can (possibly so he has something to help him remember the nights by). He's somehow managed to steal and take with him home all signs except the huge one behind the counter. He hasn't given up on that one either.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Very few things make me laugh, but this did :lol:

Today in class I got an SMS telling me I was going to Canadia this December from my dad.

 

Canadia? I wanna go to Canadia.

 

 

 

OT:About a week ago I was hanging out at my friend Jason's house and he had given me one of his Nintendo 64s for free. But his douchebag brother Shawn came, started screaming and got a hammer and smashed the 64. I proceeded to punch him so hard his hand broke through the TV screen. (Luckily he only got a few scratches) He then threw Jason's Wii at my head. I threw Shawn down the stairs. (Luckily it was only eight steps) But for only being 11 (I'm 12) Shawn is light.

 

 

 

It was a "You had to be there" moment.

I'm 12

 

 

 

Umm, then why are you on these forums? You must be 13 to join these forums...

Why does it matter? I joined a year ago when I was 12 and I don't belive I've ever been a problem or broken any rules besides the typical first 5 or so posts in the wrong forum.

Well ambushing a bunch of kids having a water fight in the area and theres 4 of us sat in the bushes waiting, and waiting and waiting, they are running out of water and we just soak every single one of them with our empty bottles of washing up liquid, buckets of water and water bombs and we just shout "GOT YOU MOTHER [bleep]ERS!!!!"

 

 

 

We overdid it but was funny.

Why does it matter? I joined a year ago when I was 12 and I don't belive I've ever been a problem or broken any rules besides the typical first 5 or so posts in the wrong forum.

 

 

 

I joined at 11, beat that.

 

I accidentally pushed my friend halfway down a well. (I tripped.) This was on one of our school trips to Scotland or whatnot. I got a lot of shouting at and WTF from my friend but still was funny.

Today in class I got an SMS telling me I was going to Canadia this December from my dad.

 

Canadia? I wanna go to Canadia.

 

Oh my god, a typo! :shock:

 

 

 

Anyways, can't really think of any funny things from the top of my head, I'll have to think a little bit and come back to this topic later. Good topic btw Rarex :

Jokes tend to be funny.

 

 

 

Why does the pope wear socks with holes in?

 

Because they're hole-y.

 

 

 

Two atoms walking down a street, and one says to the other, "I Think I dropped an ion" the other says "Are you sure?" the first one replies "Yes, I'm positive"

 

 

 

A duck walks into a bar, orders a drink, he says "Put it on my bill"

 

 

 

 

 

Don't worry, I have plenty more where that came from \

Today in class I got an SMS telling me I was going to Canadia this December from my dad.

 

Canadia? I wanna go to Canadia.

 

Oh my god, a typo! :shock:

 

 

 

Anyways, can't really think of any funny things from the top of my head, I'll have to think a little bit and come back to this topic later. Good topic btw Rarex :

 

 

 

No.We're going where Canadians live.Thats Canadia.Canada is where Canadans live.Duh? :roll:

Had a nasty freudian slip during an English lesson this week. Was reading out a bit of To Kill a Mockinbird , got to the word 'unsuccessfully' but I kept on saying 'unsex'. Said it bout 4 times before I got it right :lol:

Had a nasty freudian slip during an English lesson this week. Was reading out a bit of To Kill a Mockinbird , got to the word 'unsuccessfully' but I kept on saying 'unsex'. Said it bout 4 times before I got it right :lol:

 

Ouch!

 

 

 

Anyway, My english teacher keeps calling me Scorpion Boy and Shouts "Jeans and [cabbage]s!"...

 

The scorpion boy because I was being a real smart-[wagon] in class and knew a few more things than the teacher about scorpions...

 

 

 

And the jeans and shirts, well :? Anyone who does poetry anthology for English literature, and you come across the poem called "Presents from my aunts in pakistan" whenthe teacher asks what do teenagers normally wear, don't shout out jeans and shirts, stand up with hands up in the air and walk out the classroom :wall:

My friend was with me when I was iceskating, and I was leaning on him (I can barely stand up by my self) and accidently made him fall. He began to fall like those cartoons, where people's feet keep going in front of them like they're slipping. it was hilarious. :lol:

Wrote with huge letters on the black board "noob" aand an arrow to where my teacher sits

 

Bricks were scat :ugeek:

Wrote with huge letters on the black board "noob" aand an arrow to where my teacher sits

 

Bricks were scat :ugeek:

 

 

 

I did the same with "LOL,[bleep]" to my teacher.As seen in C&H,people didn't care about him much.Well,for the rest of the day.

Wrote with huge letters on the black board "noob" aand an arrow to where my teacher sits

 

Bricks were scat :ugeek:

 

 

 

I did the same with "LOL,[bleep]" to my teacher.As seen in C&H,people didn't care about him much.Well,for the rest of the day.

Show my the comic please?

Wrote with huge letters on the black board "noob" aand an arrow to where my teacher sits

 

Bricks were scat :ugeek:

 

 

 

I did the same with "LOL,[bleep]" to my teacher.As seen in C&H,people didn't care about him much.Well,for the rest of the day.

Show my the comic please?

 

 

 

http://www.explosm.net/comics/228/

And the jeans and shirts, well :? Anyone who does poetry anthology for English literature, and you come across the poem called "Presents from my aunts in pakistan" whenthe teacher asks what do teenagers normally wear, don't shout out jeans and shirts, stand up with hands up in the air and walk out the classroom :wall:

 

I remember that poem!

 

 

 

In science class at school, me and my friend used to play fight a lot. Once he was sat on a stool by the sink, and with no real reason I just slammed my hand down on the tap and a powerful burst of water came flooding out. It scared him so much he fell off his stool. :lol:

I was in Church and I was holding a candle and the preist says.

 

"please bow your heads"

 

I wasn't very clever and lowered my head into the candle, burning the front part of my hair.

 

Someone threw their coat over me and that put the fire out.

 

In the actual event, I had no idea what was going on. My eyes were closed but I could feel something hot and orange.

 

And some kid says "Look! It's the devil!"

 

Another guy said "She has a nice new hairdo now".

 

That is why the front part of my hair is shorter...so I made it into a fringe :D

 

 

 

I never saw the funny side of it until I got to Year 7.

 

Whenever someone says they are getting a haircut, my friends say "Or you could burn it"

 

When I'm around.

 

 

 

There was another time when I was daydreaming in Science. The teacher asked me a question and I answered

 

"syringes"

 

Now everyone thinks I'm on drugs >.<

 

 

 

Another one was when it was the Spring concert and we were allowed out of school till 6pm for preparation.

 

Most of my friends went to MC Donalds but I went to KFC.

 

Then I realised that Mc D's kick you out if you eat KFc there.

 

I tried to be smart and eat it, but inside my p.e bag, facing the opposite way to the workers.

 

Turns out I was facing the security camera. XD

 

 

 

Last one...

 

I was walking home with friends and some random woman comes up to me saying

 

"you have acne, take this!" and she started rubbing cream on my wrist.

 

It started burning like hell and I was screaming "get it off, get it off"

 

she wiped it off.

 

so i asked "so what did you do to my skin?"

 

she goes "i removed a layer"

 

all my friends were laughing so much by this time.

 

so i asked "how much is it?"

 

And she says 40 quid!

 

"cheap, cheap take it" she said.

 

"bit expensive" amber said.

 

"you get student discount! £35!" this cracked us all up.

 

then the woman finally said 'oo we dont have uniforms in my country, can i take a picture?'

 

and we legged it

My schools sports day a couple of weeks ago, me and my mates printed out a giant "LOL" and held it up whenever one of the school cameras came round interviewing people. As you could probably tell we were nearly in every shot =P

My schools sports day a couple of weeks ago, me and my mates printed out a giant "LOL" and held it up whenever one of the school cameras came round interviewing people. As you could probably tell we were nearly in every shot =P

 

 

 

This deserves a LMAO to me.

 

 

 

A good one we just had today.My friend (old enough to be able to drive) was speeding through the Central Business District here,and Tokyo Drift was playing on the radio (coincidence that added to the funny).Despite this noise I was singing out full volume my version of this song :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NWm6mYUsE&feature=rec-fresh it basically means what it says...its about speeding,certain things that are typical pet peeves of us.After he got a speeding ticket we sat by the roadside laughing at how people must have thought of us...