Your Funny Real Life Moments

[Dizzle229]

We were egging passing cars over a wall from this kinda wooded, overgrown empty lot beside a small green space. Eventually the police were called and one on a bike came up, as he passed we hit him on the helmet with one, which sprayed all over him as a result. We ran through a path way lined with nettles and shrubs to the green space where the policeman came around to, had to hop a fence back into the overgrown space and then find somewhere to hide.

 

 

 

Me and a friend jumped over a random wall and hid between a shed and the wall we had just jumped while some deaf (didn't know he was deaf) old guy was doing his gardening right beside the shed :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

You just made yourself sound like a major [wagon] :roll:

[Guest]

Well, when i was in grade 4, there was a fundraiser, and the winner got to throw a cream pie at the princable. Well, i won. He was much taller then me, and my aim was s***. Well, long story short: The pie dish rim hit the area between his eye and his nose and the next day, he had a big red mark.

[Lenticular_J]

You just made yourself sound like a major [wagon] :roll:

 

Or every teenager in the world :lol:

[iLootChests]

You just made yourself sound like a major [wagon] :roll:

 

Or every teenager in the world :lol:

hey not jus teenagers some adults do tht for fun also :

[llcoolguy972]

You just made yourself sound like a major [wagon] :roll:

 

Or every teenager in the world :lol:

 

 

 

It's one thing to throw [cabbage] at cars, but to egg a cyclist, that takes a special type of [wagon]. =D>

[mrpez]

well my friends and i had just finished our workout, and they wanted to go to taco bell to eat something before we went home. so we went there, and after eating, we felt that we just had to make [wagon] of ourselves before we called it a night.

 

 

 

so my friend, who usually drives a bmw, decided to bring his pick-up truck today. three of us climbed in the back while he proceeded to do donuts around the parking lot. its pretty fun especially since the car tilts a lot when he makes tight turns.

 

 

 

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another time my brother and two friends went "catting" because we were really bored. we cut a cat out of cardboard and put pennies for eyes. it looks very real at night when you are moving fast and the light reflects off the penny.

 

 

 

we placed our invention in the middle of a road and watched the humor commence. some guy actually got out of the car and started yelling at the "cat" to move. then someone called the police so we had to book it to our cars.

[digitor7]

me and my friend - 1wayt1ck3t were at his house and his fence had a boulevard (not quite sure how to spell that) right behind it and so we decided it would be fun to throw waterbombs at passing cars.

 

That day i think i hit about 10 windscreens and hit the roof about 4 times was so funny at the time :lol: 1 guy even came back and looked for us as we watched him from the window inside. :XD:

[Furah]

methinks this should be renamed "your stupid real life moments" looking at some of these

[AceBeam]

This is a little weird,more of a you had to be there...

 

 

 

2,actually.

 

 

 

First one was when I was 13...We had a mentally handicapped in our class...So we would constantly make fun of him to make him agitated and scream.Our class was quite destructive and by September we had destroyed 4 of our flourescent lights.So during the exam period we had to stagger our tables and place seat according to our register numbers.The guy I mentioned earlier sat below our projector,surrounded by a bunch of us who liked to disturb him.

 

 

 

We told him that if the fan dropped,he'd die and if the projector dropped,he'd die alone.He was like "May I change my seat?" with a more stupid sounding voice.We were like "Dude thats so rude,if it drops on any of us we'd die too" and he went crazy ^.^

 

 

 

Another time my friend touched his [wagon].He was confronted like "Why did you touch my butt?" heh I went behind and pinched him.He was like "Hey" but we denied doing anything.After he calmed down,my friend (who wasn't involved) told him how angry we were that he had wrongly accused us.He went all "I'm not blind ok?I'm MAD.MAD!"

 

 

 

Kay,seperate occasion,same year.After Chinese remedial my friends and I headed to Pizza Hut.After eating my friend put pepper and cheese into my Pepsi.A lot.Uncaring I just drank it.Tasted horrible but I pretended it was great,even doing a Yam Seng to it.That was pretty funny.

 

 

 

Jerk. My brother is Mentally Handicapped. Every time someone at school makes him angry, I have to deal with him at home, and it is VERY annoying. People like that piss me off.

 

 

 

On a lighter tone, I have all kinds of stories, but I'll just post one.

 

 

 

A few days ago i was called to the office because i missed study hall at lunch time. The person who worked in the office asked me why, and I said because I didn't know i had study hall that day because my health teacher didn't tell me. The person who called me down thought i was lying, so she phoned the health teacher. The health teacher says she didn't tell me, and the office girl looked at me with the most angriest face possible because SHE WAS FRIGGIN WRONG! \ \ \ \ She then said in an angry voice for me to go get my health stuff and work on it in the office :P

 

I just sat there and laughed. \ \ \

 

 

 

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Never have i felt so awesome before.

[warren211]

I'm trying to think of funny things that happened to me and my friends. Well, one time we were chilling in a parking lot with cans of coke. One of my friends thought it'd be funny to shake up a can and throw it at some kids standing near us. So he took a can, shook it vigourously, and launched it at them. Unfortunatly he didn't launch it hard enough and the can didn't burst open when it hit. The kids realized what was going on, took the dented can full of explosive coke, and throw it back at him. He jumped, the coke landed under him and exploded just as he was coming down. It went all over his clothes. To top it all off, two of my other friends shook up their cans and smashed it at him again. At the end of all this he was soaking in coke, pissed off as hell, and practically in tears because his Brian Urlacher jersey was now covered in brownish coke. Good times :lol:

[scootlaboot]

This one time I was hanging out with my friends, and we decided to go out on my one friend's boat. While on the way back from the other side of the lake, the boat ran out of gas. We had to use jet skis as paddles to get to the closest dock and made him walk all the way back and get some gas. Once he got back and we got back to where the boat was supposed to be docked the idgit, who forgot to fill 'er up before we left/check to see how much gas was in the tank, got shot with an airsoft gun then kicked in the balls.

[deloriagod]

We were egging passing cars over a wall from this kinda wooded, overgrown empty lot beside a small green space. Eventually the police were called and one on a bike came up, as he passed we hit him on the helmet with one, which sprayed all over him as a result. We ran through a path way lined with nettles and shrubs to the green space where the policeman came around to, had to hop a fence back into the overgrown space and then find somewhere to hide.

 

 

 

Me and a friend jumped over a random wall and hid between a shed and the wall we had just jumped while some deaf (didn't know he was deaf) old guy was doing his gardening right beside the shed :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

You just made yourself sound like a major [wagon] :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

We're all an [wagon] at one point or another :roll:

[Quoi_Tu]

We were egging passing cars over a wall from this kinda wooded, overgrown empty lot beside a small green space. Eventually the police were called and one on a bike came up, as he passed we hit him on the helmet with one, which sprayed all over him as a result. We ran through a path way lined with nettles and shrubs to the green space where the policeman came around to, had to hop a fence back into the overgrown space and then find somewhere to hide.

 

 

 

Me and a friend jumped over a random wall and hid between a shed and the wall we had just jumped while some deaf (didn't know he was deaf) old guy was doing his gardening right beside the shed :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

You just made yourself sound like a major [wagon] :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

We're all an [wagon] at one point or another :roll:

 

 

 

I sit on my assish tendencies.

[Boris5000]

I punched a girl in the face today :x completely by accident.

 

So me and my friend were talking to this girl and she said she'd rather hug "this boy" rather than my friend, So i shouted out to the boy that she wanted to hug him and I pointed at her. And she began to run and she ran into my fist. :cry:

 

 

 

I did apologise then I laughed.

[The Observer]

Some dude in my class (this was in elementary) threw wet bathroom tissue pieces at the ceiling. He was at the office as he was caught. He said, "You're only getting my in trouble because I'm black." The teacher was speechless and he got sent to class without even getting a detention.

[imbackstinkers]

Some dude in my class (this was in elementary) threw wet bathroom tissue pieces at the ceiling. He was at the office as he was caught. He said, "You're only getting my in trouble because I'm black." The teacher was speechless and he got sent to class without even getting a detention.

 

 

 

 

 

epic i have to try that with one my black teachers "your only getting me in trouble because your black you racist!" (im white btw)

[Agunimon979]

she plays with my fine as long as my sister isn't in the room... but as soon as my sister comes in.. she'll act as if I forced her to do something bad.. or did something against her will...

 

 

 

The good thing is that my sister has wised up now.. it took a year... but now she just looks at the cat and shakes her head and walks away... :roll:

 

 

 

are you still talking about the cat?

[LiChef]

I punched a girl in the face today completely by accident.

 

 

 

I did that to my teacher. In my first week of High School -.-

 

 

 

Someone in my form, who has ADHD, punched a window at dinner time so I ran to my form teacher (as you do) at the end of dinner and tried to tell him. But he already knew and was angry so he just immediately pointed for me to go upstairs. So I went upstairs and talked to my mate from primary, who had the form next to mine.

 

 

 

So I did an impression of what my form teacher had done and raised my hand into the air, really fast and hard. Little did I know that a Spanish teacher was walking along the corridor at the same time and it hit him in the face (i'm 6''1'). He staggered back and nearly flattened some of my form people. He rubbed his chin and shouted like thunder for me to stand some random place.

 

 

 

So my form went inside and was stood behind this frosted glass thing. He snuck up on me and scared the hell out of me (which i though was nasty :cry: ) so I instinctively said "Woah boy calm down"

 

 

 

So he had a go at me and he asked me what would happen normally if I had done that to a teacher. I was in a dumb mood and said "You could get a nose bleed" but he meant being expelled. At this point I was really scared.

 

 

 

So he finished having a go and gave me the benefit of the doubt. I went in my form and saw the look on my already angry form teacher's face and just sat down quietly. To make matters worse the teacher I hit is the father to the Stuck up popular cow of my year. Who just happens to be in my form :? I swear to God she's never forgiven me for that.

 

 

 

But luckily when the form went to the next lesson my form teacher asked me to stay behind but simply walked over to me and patted me on the shoulder saying "I never liked him anyway"

 

 

 

Fun times :thumbsup:

 

Li Chef

[sibmaster]

On the public bus to school last week.

 

Loads of people standing up including me and my 2 best mates because the bus was reall full. Coming up to our stop i was cramped inbetween some chavvette in front and my best m8 behind. The bus driver didnt know how to drive. he stopped behind a bus already at the stop and waited for it to leave, (when he could have just let us off there), the bus in front goes, bus driver slams on the accelerator, pulls up to the stop at around 20mph, and literally pulled the handbrake and we all went flying forward like dominoes and all fell over. Twas quite funny =P

 

 

 

it's one of those moments where you have to be there =P

[rangeor]

Just today at lunch, with my grandparents and parents, my little brother asked "mom, have you ever had sex with dad?"

 

 

 

He thinks it's a husband and a wife kissing and cuddling naked in a bed.

 

 

 

He got that from the simpsons.

 

 

 

To add to that...

 

 

 

Today when we were watching two and a half men, my little brother randomly says "I want to have sex someday". He's 11 btw. My mother said he's going to have a(the) talk later tonight.

 

 

 

:lol:

[dragoonson]

Today in class I got an SMS telling me I was going to Canadia this December from my dad.I was so excited I punched the air,but I punched straight ahead,into the back of my ex's currnet's head.(Tough to explain...) Small tussle,mainly from his friends.He was cool with it,but his friends were all...I upset about it.

 

 

 

Also,I wrapped my hands the wrong way during a spar and after a few punches I realise my I tore a few muscles in my hand.I personally found that funny,how something insignificant might have caused such pain -.-

 

 

 

One more.During maths today I was laughing at my dumbest friend.We had said how his mother was "peh hor"...White tiger,meaning hairless.That by the way denotes a level of [bleep]tishness...Anyway,my bald teacher (who we make fun of) said he didn't like that word.My friends were laughing cause I said that he doesn;t like other people to be bald.

 

 

 

That was pretty funny,but it was funnier because the whole conversation was conducted in dialect.

[Mr_Adam]

I didn't see this, my aunt told me about it.

 

 

 

My cousin and his friend walk into Target with a wolfman and a gorilla mask, just to be [wagon]. Eventually the manager is called and he asks if he can help them. My cousin's friend says "You got banana?" And at one point he saw a poster with a gorilla on it, looks at it for a minute, then tries to imitate the pose that the poster has. It sounded hilarious. :lol:

[Rarex]

I didn't see this, my aunt told me about it.

 

 

 

My cousin and his friend walk into Target with a wolfman and a gorilla mask, just to be [wagon]. Eventually the manager is called and he asks if he can help them. My cousin's friend says "You got banana?" And at one point he saw a poster with a gorilla on it, looks at it for a minute, then tries to imitate the pose that the poster has. It sounded hilarious. :lol:

 

That's hilarious :lol:

[Infi]

I didn't see this, my aunt told me about it.

 

 

 

My cousin and his friend walk into Target with a wolfman and a gorilla mask, just to be [wagon]. Eventually the manager is called and he asks if he can help them. My cousin's friend says "You got banana?" And at one point he saw a poster with a gorilla on it, looks at it for a minute, then tries to imitate the pose that the poster has. It sounded hilarious. :lol:

 

That's hilarious :lol:

 

I'm surprised they didn't call the cops actually, what if you were working and two people in masks comes in

 

 

 

:shame:

[The Observer]

I didn't see this, my aunt told me about it.

 

 

 

My cousin and his friend walk into Target with a wolfman and a gorilla mask, just to be [wagon]. Eventually the manager is called and he asks if he can help them. My cousin's friend says "You got banana?" And at one point he saw a poster with a gorilla on it, looks at it for a minute, then tries to imitate the pose that the poster has. It sounded hilarious. :lol:

 

That's hilarious :lol:

 

I'm surprised they didn't call the cops actually, what if you were working and two people in masks comes in

 

 

 

:shame:

 

 

 

It would have been worse in a bank while requesting a withdrawal.