September 18, 200817 yr So, do you own any weird, strange, amazing or just completely random and irrelevant items? The strangest thing I own would probably be a pair of Chinese/Japanese fighting claws, used by Samurais. Post Away!!! :thumbsup: My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!!
September 18, 200817 yr Actually, yes. In my fridge I have some beef that expired 3 days ago. It is definitely questionable. The Poison Fairy
September 18, 200817 yr A lot of incense. Wonder what they were used for :-k Internet Marketing For Newbies
September 18, 200817 yr Theres a Vietnam era helicopter blade on my mantle, hung above it is a medieval shield, two antique swords crossed in front of it, and on top of it all is a bull's horns. :thumbsup: Get back here so I can rub your butt.
September 18, 200817 yr A lot of incense. Wonder what they were used for :-k Somehow I've ended up with a load of incense, which never get used, as well. *Checks for questionable items* How about a pear in a bottle too big for the neck, filled with a 60% alcoholic spirit. (No jokes about drunk ghosts, please) Or a huge bottle of 20-year-old homemade parsnip whisky? ~ W ~
September 18, 200817 yr the most questionable thing i own? i dont own alot right now, i dunno some cola cans that got frozen solid in the back of our fridge and we're just to lazy to take them out, but we probaly should before they pop, im so boring lol
September 18, 200817 yr -Lots of electronics that no longer function (Two Ipods, several video games and video game systems, and a few monitors.) -A few world war one era items are randomly placed around my house. -Lots of spices that I never use are everywhere. -Two valid drivers liscenses.
September 18, 200817 yr I'd have to say cigars and a lighter. You ask why I say those are weird? I'm a non-smoker, yet I have those things in my possession (for more than a year now actually).
September 18, 200817 yr Chunks of indium metal, very strange and soft stuff. Thinking of getting some more elements like antimony, mercury, tungsten, phosphorus, uranium (meh, im getting all elements)
September 18, 200817 yr [] Not my picture, obviously, but I own this and various other figs of varying lewdness. Dont be hatin'. [i dont think posting this image is breaking anything, but I expect it is somehow, so remove as necessary.]
September 18, 200817 yr My sister. Nah, I have like two chocolate eggs in the fridge from over 2 years ago...I guess that counts. I also have a wooden stick that all my friends signed, I like to pretend it's a short sword/long dagger. :) On the topic of weapons, I have a few model ones, I think I still have a sword from my Chinese school martial arts class. And there's the longbow I built out of K'nex pieces and rubber bands. Works pretty well actually. I have two Gamecubes for no apparent reason, they both work. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
September 18, 200817 yr Just a lot of industrial strength chemicals and metal piping. I love abandoned construction sites sometimes :lol:
September 18, 200817 yr a live grenade and 4 bullets. Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz.
September 18, 200817 yr Actually, yes. In my fridge I have some beef that expired 3 days ago. It is definitely questionable. I can top that. Last year I was cleaning out my freezer and found chicken that had been in there for over a year. Frozen, though, so not rotten or anything. But still strange. Anyways, I have swords above my bed, pufferfish hanging from my cieling, and the pelt of an unknown, spotty, probably Iraqi animal that my dad insists on calling a "Tigelox". Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
September 18, 200817 yr Still waiting to buy a lot of this, as it's really planned for my future apartment, BUT what I want to/already have: Lava lamps. Skulls. Indian dream catchers. Totem polls. Playpit full of those little balls. Fedoras. Giant wooden giraffe and monkey. (handmade, I believe lifesize) Various cultural items from tribes/groups/sweatshops in Africa, South America, and Asia. Dinosaurs. Alllllllllllll over the walls. Condoms covering every phallic shape in the house. Christmas lights. Christmas tree. Battlefields of Nazis fighting velociraptors. The velociraptors have lasers. And F16s. Writing, notes, photos, and stains everywhere. Assless chaps in many colors and materials. All of Culture Club's albums. My rifle. N00dies. A toilet. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaads. Guess what I already own? :twss: catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
September 18, 200817 yr Distiller's yeast, a rubber stopper, an airlock, 2 gallons of organic apple juice, and 6 pounds of sugar. *Glances at sig* Beer
September 18, 200817 yr Still waiting to buy a lot of this, as it's really planned for my future apartment, BUT what I want to/already have: Lava lamps. Skulls. Indian dream catchers. Totem polls. Playpit full of those little balls. Fedoras. Giant wooden giraffe and monkey. (handmade, I believe lifesize) Various cultural items from tribes/groups/sweatshops in Africa, South America, and Asia. Dinosaurs. Alllllllllllll over the walls. Condoms covering every phallic shape in the house. Christmas lights. Christmas tree. Battlefields of Nazis fighting velociraptors. The velociraptors have lasers. And F16s. Writing, notes, photos, and stains everywhere. Assless chaps in many colors and materials. All of Culture Club's albums. My rifle. N00dies. A toilet. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaads. Guess what I already own? :twss: assless chaps? Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz.
September 18, 200817 yr That and more. D:< Oh, D isn't backwards there. Meh. Also. I'm growing a cacao tree. And want to grow my own coffee. Also something I should stop as it's probably illegal: Whenever a celebrity dies, I buy a picture of them and draw a red X and the date they died over it, and hang it up. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
September 18, 200817 yr A couple of vodka bottles, bong and herbs. Neither of these are "questionable items" i think, but some might think so. J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé
September 18, 200817 yr Still waiting to buy a lot of this, as it's really planned for my future apartment, BUT what I want to/already have: Lava lamps. Skulls. Indian dream catchers. Totem polls. Playpit full of those little balls. Fedoras. Giant wooden giraffe and monkey. (handmade, I believe lifesize) Various cultural items from tribes/groups/sweatshops in Africa, South America, and Asia. Dinosaurs. Alllllllllllll over the walls. Condoms covering every phallic shape in the house. Christmas lights. Christmas tree. Battlefields of Nazis fighting velociraptors. The velociraptors have lasers. And F16s. Writing, notes, photos, and stains everywhere. Assless chaps in many colors and materials. All of Culture Club's albums. My rifle. N00dies. A toilet. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaads. Guess what I already own? :twss: assless chaps? ME=Laughing as hell. ROFL!! J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé
September 18, 200817 yr A couple of vodka bottles, bong and herbs. Neither of these are "questionable items" i think, but some might think so. Makes me think Green Dragon. I guess it depends what herbs we're talking about. ;) Beer
September 18, 200817 yr Actually, yes. In my fridge I have some beef that expired 3 days ago. It is definitely questionable. I can top that. Last year I was cleaning out my freezer and found chicken that had been in there for over a year. Frozen, though, so not rotten or anything. But still strange. I can top THAT. In my great grandma's freezer (shes 96 and lives in vancouver by herself, so she doesn't clean it out.) There is shrimp in there that's expiration date is from the '80s. [hide=99s]47,297th to 99 Attack, 12/10/0847,898th to 99 Hitpoints, 3/29/0978,286th to 99 Strength, 4/5/0936,125th to 99 Range, 6/7/09, 12:30 in the morning.70,280th to 99 Defence, 4/16/1067,781st to 99 Magic, 8/13/10Somethingth to 99 Slayer on some day during the Summer (I forgot to write it down)169,099th to 99 Cooking , 4/9/11Idk what to 99 fm at some pointIdk what to 99 prayer on 1/28/2012?? 99 thieving 12/30/2015?? 99 herblore 1/2/2016, ?? 99 dungeoneering 9/5/2016[/hide]Even if it's a dumb story, telling it changes other people just the slightest little bit, just as living the story changes me. An infinitesimal change. And that infinitesimal change ripples outward-ever smaller but everlasting. I will get forgotten, but the stories will last. And so we all matter-maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.-John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)
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