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So, do you own any weird, strange, amazing or just completely random and irrelevant items? The strangest thing I own would probably be a pair of Chinese/Japanese fighting claws, used by Samurais.

 

 

 

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Theres a Vietnam era helicopter blade on my mantle, hung above it is a medieval shield, two antique swords crossed in front of it, and on top of it all is a bull's horns.

 

 

 

 

 

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A lot of incense. Wonder what they were used for :-k

 

Somehow I've ended up with a load of incense, which never get used, as well.

 

 

 

*Checks for questionable items*

 

 

 

How about a pear in a bottle too big for the neck, filled with a 60% alcoholic spirit. (No jokes about drunk ghosts, please)

 

Or a huge bottle of 20-year-old homemade parsnip whisky?

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the most questionable thing i own? i dont own alot right now, i dunno some cola cans that got frozen solid in the back of our fridge and we're just to lazy to take them out, but we probaly should before they pop, im so boring lol

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I'd have to say cigars and a lighter. You ask why I say those are weird? I'm a non-smoker, yet I have those things in my possession (for more than a year now actually).

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My sister.

 

Nah, I have like two chocolate eggs in the fridge from over 2 years ago...I guess that counts.

 

I also have a wooden stick that all my friends signed, I like to pretend it's a short sword/long dagger. :)

 

On the topic of weapons, I have a few model ones, I think I still have a sword from my Chinese school martial arts class. And there's the longbow I built out of K'nex pieces and rubber bands. Works pretty well actually.

 

I have two Gamecubes for no apparent reason, they both work.

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a live grenade and 4 bullets.

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Actually, yes. In my fridge I have some beef that expired 3 days ago. It is definitely questionable.

 

I can top that. Last year I was cleaning out my freezer and found chicken that had been in there for over a year. Frozen, though, so not rotten or anything. But still strange.

 

 

 

Anyways, I have swords above my bed, pufferfish hanging from my cieling, and the pelt of an unknown, spotty, probably Iraqi animal that my dad insists on calling a "Tigelox".

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Still waiting to buy a lot of this, as it's really planned for my future apartment, BUT what I want to/already have:

 

 

 

Lava lamps.

 

Skulls.

 

Indian dream catchers.

 

Totem polls.

 

Playpit full of those little balls.

 

Fedoras.

 

Giant wooden giraffe and monkey. (handmade, I believe lifesize)

 

Various cultural items from tribes/groups/sweatshops in Africa, South America, and Asia.

 

Dinosaurs. Alllllllllllll over the walls.

 

Condoms covering every phallic shape in the house.

 

Christmas lights.

 

Christmas tree.

 

Battlefields of Nazis fighting velociraptors. The velociraptors have lasers. And F16s.

 

Writing, notes, photos, and stains everywhere.

 

Assless chaps in many colors and materials.

 

All of Culture Club's albums.

 

My rifle.

 

N00dies.

 

A toilet.

 

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaads.

 

 

 

Guess what I already own? :twss:

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

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Still waiting to buy a lot of this, as it's really planned for my future apartment, BUT what I want to/already have:

 

 

 

Lava lamps.

 

Skulls.

 

Indian dream catchers.

 

Totem polls.

 

Playpit full of those little balls.

 

Fedoras.

 

Giant wooden giraffe and monkey. (handmade, I believe lifesize)

 

Various cultural items from tribes/groups/sweatshops in Africa, South America, and Asia.

 

Dinosaurs. Alllllllllllll over the walls.

 

Condoms covering every phallic shape in the house.

 

Christmas lights.

 

Christmas tree.

 

Battlefields of Nazis fighting velociraptors. The velociraptors have lasers. And F16s.

 

Writing, notes, photos, and stains everywhere.

 

Assless chaps in many colors and materials.

 

All of Culture Club's albums.

 

My rifle.

 

N00dies.

 

A toilet.

 

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaads.

 

 

 

Guess what I already own? :twss:

 

assless chaps?

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Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J

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"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American Society

Rebdragon can't wiz a woz.

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That and more. D:<

 

 

 

Oh, D isn't backwards there. Meh.

 

 

 

Also. I'm growing a cacao tree. And want to grow my own coffee.

 

 

 

Also something I should stop as it's probably illegal: Whenever a celebrity dies, I buy a picture of them and draw a red X and the date they died over it, and hang it up.

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A couple of vodka bottles, bong and herbs.

 

Neither of these are "questionable items" i think, but some might think so.

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Still waiting to buy a lot of this, as it's really planned for my future apartment, BUT what I want to/already have:

 

 

 

Lava lamps.

 

Skulls.

 

Indian dream catchers.

 

Totem polls.

 

Playpit full of those little balls.

 

Fedoras.

 

Giant wooden giraffe and monkey. (handmade, I believe lifesize)

 

Various cultural items from tribes/groups/sweatshops in Africa, South America, and Asia.

 

Dinosaurs. Alllllllllllll over the walls.

 

Condoms covering every phallic shape in the house.

 

Christmas lights.

 

Christmas tree.

 

Battlefields of Nazis fighting velociraptors. The velociraptors have lasers. And F16s.

 

Writing, notes, photos, and stains everywhere.

 

Assless chaps in many colors and materials.

 

All of Culture Club's albums.

 

My rifle.

 

N00dies.

 

A toilet.

 

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaads.

 

 

 

Guess what I already own? :twss:

 

assless chaps?

 

 

 

ME=Laughing as hell.

 

 

 

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J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

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Actually, yes. In my fridge I have some beef that expired 3 days ago. It is definitely questionable.

 

I can top that. Last year I was cleaning out my freezer and found chicken that had been in there for over a year. Frozen, though, so not rotten or anything. But still strange.

 

 

 

 

I can top THAT. In my great grandma's freezer (shes 96 and lives in vancouver by herself, so she doesn't clean it out.) There is shrimp in there that's expiration date is from the '80s.

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