Uh lets see-i have never done any of these things sober, but when im drunk in the mall... 1.Cart racing-get few friends, sit in the shopping cart and race! Continue till security notices. They usualy are angry. 2.Snowball fight-easy in winter, but more fun at summer-buy some cheap icecream, and throw it around...very very much fun. 3.I only tried this once, and i dont know did it work, i was too drunk :oops: , anyways run around mall screaming something like FIRE! THE MALL IS BURNING! THE FIRA ALARM ISNT WORKING! FIRE!!! p.s. if security sees you, run out of the mall. FAST