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Nom

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  1. Who, me or r2d2? r2d2, that's not an explanation if I understood it correctly.
  2. Nom replied to dark_blob's topic in Off-Topic
    QFT= quoted for truth.
  3. Posted with permission from the thread creator, don't kill me :ohnoes: Here is proof that 2=1 Let a=b, a and b are real numbers a*a=b*a a(exponent 2, or squared, can't do it on my keyboard)=ba a(squared)-b(squared)=ba-b(squared) (a-B)(a+B)=b(a-B) a+b=b b+b=b 2b=b 2=1 Disprove that :wink:
  4. Nom replied to dark_blob's topic in Off-Topic
    QFT. Man, I love them legos :
  5. You got it =D> I also have a mathematical proof that 2=1, wonder if it's worth posting. . .
  6. I knew that, duh. . . Here's another one for you, this is a proper one (maybe :wink: ): 3 guys from the country come to the city for a vacation. They each bring 10$ each. When they get to the hotel, the only room available costs 30$ so they each chip in their ten and go up to the room with a disgruntled bell hop who knows he's going to get stiffed on the tip. When the bell hop gets back to the front desk, the registrar tells him he made a mistake; that room is only 25$! He gives the bell hop five $1 bills and tells him to give them their change. The bell hop figures they'll forget to tip him again and he can't figure how to split five $1 bills three ways anyway so he pockets 2$ and gives each guy 1$ back. Ok so each guy chipped in 10$ and got 1$ back for a total of 9$ each. Nine times 3 is 27 plus the two that the bell hop kept is 29$... where did the last dollar go?
  7. Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers DOA - Foo Fighters Two of the best videos ever.
  8. If a rooster lays an egg on the apex of a roof, which way does it roll?
  9. Nom replied to RSBDavid's topic in Off-Topic
    That is stupidly harsh. The only teacher I've ever had who got mad at people for farting was my freshman art teacher, and he just hated to smell it. (Don't we all?) But yeah, they can't really do that to you for a natural body function, you don't get detentions for going to the bathroom do you? Or sneezing. But, you still got owned. Yes, I do still sympathize.
  10. Nom replied to dark_blob's topic in Off-Topic
    Misfile pwns ur leg0s Thats why lego is probably one of the worlds best selling toys is it? And this "misfile" is a comic on the internet? :-s misfile is far too mighty to be concered with this.. 'world toy market' you speak of.. Lol. Just go read the comic already. You will understand. . . :wink:
  11. With that attitude, I won't be surprised if you total it in the same amount of time that you worked for it. Indeed. You're a very considerate person.
  12. I was craving pizza. . . . . . But I eated it.
  13. I remember hearing about this last year. Apparently people do it every year to see who will fall for it. But yeah, if Mars ever got that close, we'd be dead.
  14. ^ Dude learn to spell. I could barely understand anything there, and what I did didn't make sense.
  15. Nom replied to yugun's topic in Off-Topic
    Omg, lmao!!! :XD: This is the new LonleyGirl15. Due to this inspiration, I will be writing a show following the epic adventures of the bunny with a pancake on its head. From this point on, this thread will be dedicated to this bunny.
  16. The most blatantly typical post ever.
  17. 7/10, just looks a bit like a paper cut out :?
  18. My hair is about as long as yours, actually probably a bit longer, and I don't do anything to it besides wash it each morning. Here's a hint: don't brush it right away, dry it vigorously and wait a little while before brushing it. If you do it while it's wet it just makes it stringy and more likely to stick out and such. And least that's the case with mine.
  19. 8/10. Fire :twisted:
  20. ^ Lol, was that typed by you? If it was it's a bit biased, but if not that is so true =D>
  21. 7/10, good art, but a bit too much for the size Edited in to save a post. Fair enough, but LOST viewers will get it :P
  22. Nom replied to Striker6's topic in Off-Topic
    And you posted this. . . on a thread. . . about people who are bullied. . . including the author. . .
  23. Sorry, I tend to think negatively when I see a roll-eyes smiley. Sorry to deny you, dacona.
  24. I R manly. No cut sandwiches.
  25. What can I say. I was kidding BTW.

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