Jehosaphat

It's what you get for being French, Dusty. :P Besides, it's not YOUR ship, is it....?

Chop the sails off the French ship, and drop them (hopefully) onto a bunch of Frenchies.

I missed the XP counter reset because I had school. Not like I would've been up at 6 AM anyways.... [hide] RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/hide] K, got that out of my system. Time for herblore and rcing.

Jump to the enemy mast and slice the throats of the enemy rigging men with either knife or dirk.

Nathan stashes the 3000 pesos in a pocket in his hood before preparing for battle. Edit: Just for coolness points. Nathan meets success The Acheron sails onward But to death or fame...?

Wait, Dusty's French? Oh hohohohohohohoho, this will be fun. (censor b annoyin)

A screaming, wailing storm Has come to the Acheron Its crew must now fight! The storm, in great fury Has ripped a sail to pieces Only one can fix... Nathan, rigging boy Perilously climbs the ropes To mend the sail's tear. (I assumed Acheron was 3 syllables.)

Yay, extra rum ration! I ask the captain what he intends to have me do in regards to the storm.

Kick 'em. In the head.

Hmm. A reward... Well, a sword of some sort would be nice.

Climb the mast and cut down the sails.

Jump, grab the rope connecting the barrels, and cut it! (Continue holding onto the rope as necessary) And yeah, long posts ftw.

Whichever country bid highest. And I'll take rigging boy.

Name: Nathan the Rogue How to Start: Crew member on a boat of some sort. Personality: Nasty, sneaky man who works for the highest bidder. Looks: Tan, with black, moderately worn clothing and a black hood. Carries an assassin's knife. Is somewhat short. Goal: Thrive on payment for the death of others.

3 to start, if we can even get 3 people who would play.

Earth, summary of the session for you: Mather made a taser and something else that I'm not entirely sure about. I found an abandoned town, lit it on fire, got attacked, bitten, and had my staff broken by a vampire, killed the vampire, and got a new staff-thing. So now I'm part-vampire hovering a few inches above the ground in the middle of a burning, abandoned town while wielding a wolf skull and a priest's staff. Yep, this is definitely Dungeoneering.

So, now that Iconic's session has ended, would anyone like to play this?

Hmm. So I can hover now. This will be fun....

I don't drink alcohol.

Theros tries to see if becoming vampiric allows him to fly.

Wow. Of ALL the things that I've failed to find over the years, that has GOT to take the cake. Theros tries to charge some fire spells into his new staff with the undoubtedly-smoldering ruins of the town.

Theros tries to charge a few healing spells into a pebble, using whatever organic matter is left on the vampire as a power source.

GOOD FIGHT VAMPIRE. Theros tries to find something to make into a new staff. (Wait, don't I turn into a vampire now? Or is that just with zombies/werewolves?)

What, no fiery reaction from the staff as the vampire broke it? Theros takes the (hopefully) splintery remains of his staff and tries to stab the vampire through the heart with it.

Theros mutters "Awww, fuuuu-" before trying charge his staff with a holy water spell, using the holy water as a power source. (let's see.... church-born vampire..... BURN IT TO HELL.)