Kalafai

I woke, head pounding still from all that Wintember mead, in Falador park. I crawl around for a bit, and find myself at some trees... mocking me, with their greenness, and upstandyness. Time to show them what is what! I grab some cash from the bank, and the world spins around me as I arive at Bob's Axes to purchase my weapon. Iron hatchet in hand, I decide it's not enough to merely murder them all, I have to burn the corpses in front of the survivors to make them pay for mocking me. +1 tinderbox, and I am off to practice on the already dead ones just past the bridge of Lum. It starts off quite well, but there are spiders about, biting at my poor, undefended shins. I manage to stomp them out, but just barely. Practicing was sure a good idea, I'm near twice as good at chopping them down, and 9 times as quick at burning them. It looked like a goblin was about to give away my plans, but that was dealt with easily enough. Now off to the other side of lumbridge to give those trees what for! I pick up a steel axe along the way, and suit up in my bestest armour... which consists of an iron shield and a bronze bowl I found in an abandoned building. Spiders spiders everywhere... starting to feel woozy from all the bites. Argh, all these spiders... I finnally gave up with squishing them with my hands... such a mess on my skirt now, and started whapping them with my axe. The small ones are easy, it's the big ones that are getting me... I suppose I should shop some armour. I chop and burn my way north, eventually making my way back to farmer Fred's place. He seems a little scared at first, then shoves money at me, saying something about protecion... I don't know what he's talking about, but I take the money anyways, and run along the north road before he changes his mind. I met a man named Beefy Bill... a bit more chunky than beefy... and purchased my lunch from his meat stall. I was smart, I got the spinach roll. No one trusts the meat from meat stalls. No one smart anyways. I also got his kid's old bow and arrow... asked him why he didn't need it anymore. Bill said something about giant rats and started crying. On northward still! Crossing the bridge, I wasted all the dull arrows trying to get some duck for dinner... but apparantly they sink, so I tossed the bow to the little island with the oak to implicate the tree in poaching, and continued on. I made it to Varrok, with only minor events involving a necromancer, three gypsies, a unicorn without a horn, and some torstol smoke. I stocked up my outfit with a steel longsword... I'll name it Slashy, and some iron armour... skirt, chain and med helm. I don't know what's so med about it, certainly no sm ones. I also stocked up on a bow, some arrows, and a leather outfit for when I go for nights out. Maybe I should test it out on those giant rats Beefy Bill mentioned. I find the rats in a pin next to some lovely tables... a bit suspicious that they are in a farm... and start sticking them with the little stabby sticks. They can't get me over the fence... probably for the better. I stock up on rat meat.. I wont go hungry for almost the rest of the week at this rate! Oh, my, berries... the pink ones are delicious.

orb of oculus really needs some smoothing to make it effective for non-stationary shots. Master trident... well, if you want those stats, why not take a dragon spear to the game? And the quest.... kinda a dissapoint after having the Tower of Life. Just an extra thing that doesn't fit well with the current quests.

yeah, once you're cutting willows at max speed, with a log nearly every swing, it's much faster to get a full inventory of them... at level 70 or so. But with this data I, myself, will be using oaks to level on.

Ohhh,,, the did you know makes me think. If I have the GE teleport from my house, does that mean I can scry the GE to make sure it isn't busy/spamed/noisy?

I remember the MSB being a nice, clean 50% But we now have ways to counter special attacks, with sap spirit, and don't we have a special that drains a bit?

...how would you know>>? Pretty sure that was the original reason Jagex gave us for NOT using them in single combat when summoning first came out....Ok, well, I don't actually know that the player and computer are viewed as separate entities,but I do know that the reason they can't be used in single combat is because it was too hard to program them to. That's why the chaos tunnels came out in the first place. But this is a bit off topic. Ontopic: I see no reason against it, even if it does annoy you. People who do not want cannons somewhere (usually) don't have one. Lol Jagex can do anything they want. apparantly even tell us they'd need to rewrite the entire single combat area coding.

Well, cyclops and their guardian came from thar.... I hope it's an alternate starting area! All these games making all new high level content, and no new low level content.

My suspicions started as the first three words of his copy/paste were the NAME of the original clan.

I think more than a higher max hit weapon, we'd enjoy a higher min hit weapon. As seen with the ferocious ring, it totally pwns. If say BAxes always hit at the least 1/4th of their max hit, we might see people going for the dragon axe over the whip.

ellaysian robes, slave robes

I've been playing War of Legends, and I facepalm at this artical. Buying JCredits appears to be no more beneficial than getting members in runescape for the single reason of faster cash and levels for your f2p experience.

Please note, if Lucien properly manages to secure the Cabbage of Jas, the Guthixian edicts are no longer enforceable as I do believe that's why it may be called the Fist of Guthix.

um... dudes, THOSE ARE PLAYERS. Just look at the minimap, white dots correspond.

that would be such a let down - and no, it doesn't really make sense because there's nothing that suggests a tie-in of the godwars with the slug happenings and 'sides that, we've already met Mother Mayhem.

Sorry guys, had some beans last night. Nothing to see here, lulz.

Sorry, um... 9 then? It's kinda grainy.

Sit. Sit. Stay. ... Good widdiw wocky! ... Carry on.

This person may have thought you to be a notorious player of similar name who was banned some months ago. But other than that, you shouldn't really threaten ignores when someone isn't saying anything... I ignore people for that. Also, I get bored and leave if I am the only person at a training spot. Just isn't interesting for me then. Please stay.

basicly most you're getting is armour from the void set. Remember to have a mage bonus in your ammy, since it will help lots, but it isn't going to help you hit harder anymore.

Time Kitten! ... wait, oh yeah, not allowed to vote for myself on these things. Zaros.

Probably if headed out to sc brawler with it, you should calculate how much exp you plan on per trip and only fill it that much.

HD on my desktop, SD on my laptop. I think with a 9k+ series grafics card, you save yourself from a lot of lag by going HD. In fact, all the lag I get on my desktop is loading players and npcs in crowded places like slayer tower or ge because of a terrible connection.

Runecrafting, construction, and hunter, possibly more at 60. I actually like training these skills though. Probably as my other stats start to approach 80, they'll get some massive grinding in to catch up. Ah, summoning as well... for the last few levels I've been bottom on the highscores for my total levels... and most of my skills are a few thousand exp from level up... so I guess I may be the most balanced player in my teir.

No, their job is to uphold the law. They win free consoling for life is they manage to kill anyone though.

Your DNA, it on internets wherever u go.