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Hardest quest I've done so far. WAY harder than Desert Treasure lol. Not even joking... unless you've got really good offensive stats, the boss fight is more of an endurance test than anything. The boss will spawn in the corner of the room. You can't just click towards him because the pathfinding in the room is broken. So you've gotta manually navigate yourself towards him. Meanwhile, he's chucking pickaxes at you which hit constant 10s and can't be deflected via prayer. When you finally reach him, you get 1-2 hits in (could both be 0's, doesn't matter) and then he teleports to the opposite side of the room. After repeating this process a few times, you're down to 0% energy so now you're taking even more damage. It took me 18 pineapple pizzas to kill him. In other words, be prepared to take at least 400 damage throughout the battle. The better your food and the higher you can hit, the better. Also, if you fail, you'll have to teleport out, then run back all the way through Mort Myre down to the mine, and then you'll have to solve the puzzle again before you can fight again. Jesus this quest was annoying hahaha

Yeah the XP got nerfed from 15XP to 3XP in early 2008.

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If it's possible, then how come it hasn't been done yet? I don't even know why some people are arguing over the most trivial and pointless things. Suomi might not have literally gotten 5B, but he certainly proved that it was possible (this cannot be reasonably disputed). The thought among players was that for years that no would ever get close to 5b, that Suomi has gotten 99.9% of the way there proves that it is in the realm of possibility. You can argue that Suomi hasn't actually completed the task, that's debatable but to argue that Suomi didn't emphatically prove that 5b is possible is insanity and nonsense. It's the same scenario as starting out as a level 3 and thinking it's impossible to get to 138 Combat or 2496 total. By the time you reach, say 2450 total and 135 combat -- you might never actually complete the journey, but you know that if you wanted to, it's perfectly within the realm of possibility. In Suomi's case, it's not even that far, it's literally 1 experience. I don't want to be harsh here, but anyone who argues that 5b isn't possible (which is different from it being highly probable or actually happening) is completely ignorant of the concepts of possibility, or worse yet, a malicious troll. Possibility =/= highly probable or actually going to happen. It only implies that a certain act could happen. Suomi might never 5B, but you cannot dispute that if he willed it, he could get it at any moment. This entire universe we are in is in a single atom in a fingernail of a person, so I heard somewhere. Similarly, there is also a massive tiny universe in one of the atoms of my fingernail. I'm just kidding. That is just silly. BUT, there truly is a massive universe inside the pixel of SUOMI's last xp point. They've been hiding there, assuming they'd never be surfaced, but SUOMI has chiseled away at the marble of runescape potential like Bernini sculpting "The Rape of Proserpina." SUOMI, at the height of his narcissism, still thinks it is all about him at this point. And you inhumane bullies said it was "negligible." Just reprehensible. There is an entire universe full of life, wonder, and architecture separating SUOMI from 200M all and you're saying it's "negligible", thus trivializing an entire dimension of existence. Why don't you tell the fine fellahs living on the planet of Saradomakite, a planet very similar to Earth, that their existence is "negligible." Do you only post when you're high? :lol:

:D Wasn't that bad... the only food I had was salmon lol. Didn't have any pray pots either. The only super restores I had were the free ones from Zogre Flesh Eaters. I alternated between using mage-boosting (ghostly robes and magic ammy) and pray-boosting gear (monk robes, unholy symbol) depending on the occasion. Protect from melee is overpowered :P Fareed: haven't done heroes yet; just used melee pray, water bolt, and prayer gear Damis: used prayer gear till I had Damis trapped behind a lvl-6 bat then switched to mage gear. Dessous: used mage gear and just melee prayed the whole time. His range/mage attack only hits 5-5 so my salmon kept me alive :P Kamil: Made three trips up the mountain to kill the 5 ice trolls w/ fire strike and prayer gear (2 trolls per trip). After killing two trolls, I'd ecto out, bank, and commit honorable suicide via rock cake for stat restore because I'm that frugal :P For Kamil, I just hid behind a rock and did hit-and-run with fire bolt and protect from melee. He melee'd me more than he'd freeze me and mage me. Made it to the top of the mountain with like 15hp left after eating the chocolate cakes he dropped >_> Pyramid: Just brought 3 energy pots and prayer gear w/ lightness boots and ran the whole way w/o triggering any trapdoors. Remember: if a guide strongly recommends "good food," then that means you're supposed to use salmon instead of trout ;)

Agreed, but most of them are 1 def pures which drop like flies vs rune pures :D

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For best results, call her Brodudemanguy

Just wondering if there's any "legitimate" fast free law companies yet. In other words, in addition to giving you 27-28 law runes, they also give you the same amount of noted essence. Otherwise it's not "free" laws.

Saw Oz. Didn't really care for it. Probably because I had really high expectations for it since the original was like my favorite movie when I was a kid. Didn't really feel attached to the characters either, except for one until about halfway through the film.

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Look in to cannonballs. Slow XP, though.

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Dorgeshuun on rapid is as fast as a shortbow on accurate. It's faster than metal c'bows. Its bolts are about as strong as rune arrows. Ranged strength comparisons here.

You mean these? Just plug in your XP instead of your username

I would've sat next to her and been like, "50 Shades of Gray, eh? Have you gotten to the part where he [bleep]s her yet???" Also be sure to rub her hair and pull her elbows.

Couldnt they just make all the quest prerequisites "flashbacks?" Or just do something as simple as an NPC wanting to hear the story of some quest, and then you "explain" it to him

I'm always logged in on my iPhone and my computer >_>

Is 10 the max crew level? And what's the optimum captain setup for pincers?

You're overanalyzing this. Just approach her. That's the only way to know.

Being short (or ugly; or skinny; or fat; etc.) isn't going to prevent you from achieving your dating/relationship/sex goals; it just means you have to work harder and/or put in more numbers than someone who's taller/more handsome/in better shape would to get the same results.

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With all this discussion here of this thread through the "ages," I contemplated parodying a mock-lore of this thread based on . ...but then I realized: -I don't follow RS lore -I'm relatively new to this thread -Not many people here play RS anymore :-| "Our story begins with the Elder Posters..."