Gamerr

The black party hat is a nice tale made up by RSC-players. Purple party hats used to be pink, but with the release of RS2 they were made all purple.

With a regular rune hatchet - 40-55K an hour. With a dragon axe - 50-60K an hour. Depends ofcourse on your activity on RuneScape, wheter you browse forums or not.

Do fly fishing in Shilo Village until 76. It's 30-35K exp an hour, and gives you level 76 in a few days. Good luck!

PC-clan is the only way to get the good, not full with low levels, "secure" pest control worlds.

I did it at 35 agility, and I can't remember having any problems with the obstacles.

You need a mourner outfit + lotsa space in your inventory to store the mirrors & diamonds you recieve to solve the puzzle. There's only 1 good way, when you're out of pots/food, bank. And run back etc.

Use a glory. It's cheap, handy and doesn't need place in your inventory. Buy atleast 10 glories when you really want to RuneCraft at a decent speed.

The trick to get high herblore is to be smart in the buying/selling of potions. There are 2 ways to "power-train" herblore: - or you spend a lot of cash on the ingredients, and make your money back by selling the potions. - or you could get the herbs 'yourself', two ways here or just kill chaos druids OR use your kingdom and put your workers on herbs. They give a nice amount of herbs a week and you don't have to do anything for it!

Interesting, but since it's fixed it's too late to try out... :(

Karamja for the tuna's, barbarian village for the exp.

Gold bars are pretty decent. Buy at 400-450 ea, and sell at 500 each. Or you could try pure essences, buy at 100 each in varrock market and sell for 110 each on forums.

That's not true, yews just need a lot of time to grow.

Drop it. When JAGeX releases a new quest and its needed that you have other quest items from erlier quests, they will make an option to re-get it.

Learning by yourself can go faster, but it's hard to have the dicipline to keep doing it every day. I also find that school is sometimes slow and boring, but it's the best way to get educated, otherwise the alternatives would be atleast as popular.

My bunny ears. It cuts down all the questions about how long I'm playing. So in a way you could call it a lucky item :).

Range them or just melee them with prayer potions, although that's more expensive.

Join a clan, set yourself an original goal, do something where you will be remembered for. For example, instead of doing 1K pest control games, do like 200 castle war games and you can buy yourself some nice CW armour? Go staking, which is fun if you're not really there to be rich but just to have fun.

Mine the ores and bank them and if you have a nice amount sell them in bulks of 1K, 2K etc. Or you could mine iron ores + coal and make steel bars out of them which gives a better profit.

Suqahs OR chaos druids.

Huh? When you're logged out or logged in it doesn't matter for the times. The times are set on a fixed number of minutes, check the tip.it farming guide. LINK: http://www.tip.it/runescape/?page=farming_guide.htm

I don't think items ever "randomly" appeared in banks...

It's random. Some people have enough with 100 tokens, others need a lot more. Just get around 100, go up there and see how far you can get.

If you want quick experience, cut willows in draynor village. If you want cash, cut yews until around 90 woodcutting, and then go cut magic logs at Lletya. You could also cut maple logs in seers village, because it gives you decent firemaking experience too. It's advisable to buy a Dragon woodcut axe, because it increases your speed.

Varrock mine is the closest to bank, but you could also use the rimmington mine which is a little further from (falador) bank, but with teleportation runes you can easy reach it very quickly.

There are basicly 3 ways to get to the pyramid: - The first one is just walking / taking carpets until you reach it - The second one is stated above, and involves the "Pharaoes Sceptre" which has a price of 800-900K gold coins or can be obtained from the theiving minigame at Sophanem - The third one is by using a so called "camulet" which you have recieved from "Enakhra's Lament" (link: http://www.tip.it/runescape/index.php?rs2quest_id=131) and teleports you very near the pyramid location. If it's out of charges, you have to recharge it by using camel dung on it.