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The above post is why my faith in humanity is almost completely shot. -.- This is immature for a few reasons. 1) She's a teacher. Even IF she was hot (uncommon at best), she's not gonna fall head-over-heels for a snot-nosed twerp such as yourself, ESPECIALLY at the risk of her job, standing, and freedom. 2) If she was really gorgeous, she probably has a boy/girlfriend already. 3) The kind of teacher who'd get into a relationship w/ a student as young as that is probably not the kind you'd want to meet at night. I'm sorry dude, but as a general rule, keep your fantasies between you, your computer, and your "toys". :wall: :wall: :roll:

A thousand or two minor documents, I could understand. But 25 MILLION?!?! I'm sorry, people, but thats a whole lotta f**kup. Either they got covertly put into a black-ops type safe on some random-a**ed island or intentionally destroyed. The chances of this truly happening on a mistake are akin to them getting blown up by a meteor. :wall:

Personally, the "xlogging" update should have been there from the start, but such is the way of life. On the 3k stake limit, however, there's an issue. It's perfectly alright, IF YOU'RE LEVEL 7. Even a set of STEEL costs more than this!!! When they wake up and check the rants forum, if my guess is correct, the post dedicated to this will be well over 2000 pages long, if not 3000. The number of members accounts will also probably send a message. On the tournaments, I think they should have one room where the tourneys are set up as they are now (with the obvious change of how they're paired up, instead doing it by LEVELS, and allowing numbers as little as 8 start after like 5-10 mins), and allow the players to set the rules and ante in another room. That's my only real gripe there.

This is Literature class right? And she's bringing in ethics and science into it? I say: return fire. Get warrior to help you whip up a paper on the pros and cons of eating no meats or poultry whatsoever, and list all the items that wouldn't exist if not for the use of animals (humanely killed, of course, not butchered alive and kept alive for further use (which I believe is a life sentence in and of itself)). I bet that she'll either A) do something that she'll regret later or B) stop with the propaganda and do her bloody job.

I have one major idea for this. The examine text for the boss should be "Can we panic now?" (kudos to whoever gets the reference). I think that overall, it's a good monster, it just needs something a little more prominent than the boots to distinguish you as a killer of this thing. Maybe an armor set or even the ability to use the poison (in a special weapon, of course)?

If something costs over 2m, chances are that I'll want to get it myself and not pay that crazy price for it, unless if that's like getting a rune dagger for me, so f**k y'all! :anxious: :thumbsup: :XD: Anyway, the strongest weapon (melee) in the game depends on the circumstance. If you're not wanting your target to run, Sara godsword is the best. For speed, you should get the whip. For defensive qualities, the d hally, as well as against the big guys or multiple targets in close quarters. And just for when you ABSOLUTELY cannot muck about, a Cannon+dds+Ice Barrage/Bandos godsword combo kills them dead. :twisted:

If someone tried this in my school (right in the middle of Deer Season Capitol of the World, WV), she'd be either laughed out of the state or tied down and forced to eat as much venison as can be stuffed in her gut.

If I knew the kids, I wouldn't give the pleasure of death to those inhuman f**ks. -.- About 3 weeks in Riker's when absolutely everyone knows what you did, and your prison cell's door is broken, should probably do it. They're even more adamant about that sh** than I am!

Warrior, I agree with you and that wall of text STILL boggles the mind. :shock: Just how much spare time do you HAVE?!?! =D> Kudos for the dedication though. I might want to get you in touch with a Science teacher in my school. Should make for an interesting week+ of schooling :-k \ :XD:

I know English (American-style, if you think there's a massive difference), 1337, a little bit of Spanish (give me some time & I can roughly translate something, just DON'T ask me to speak it), and a couple drops of Japanese/Chinese (I like manga, what can I say? :anxious: ). I want to find a good place to learn Japanese &/or Chinese, but I live in the middle of f**king nowhereland (WV). :wall: Anyone know if that Rosetta Stone software helps any?

That's not too bad. Just keep 2 things in mind that are ABSOLUTELY necessary. A facemask and a nutcup. Gotta keep your best friend nice and cozy, especially since a good deal of streetballers (non-pro, mostly) like to shoot where it hurts. :boohoo: :wall:

Well if people don't want to make unnecessary sacrifices, then what does that tell you?' Because the only thought I have in the matter is "Well that sucks". I doubt it. Don't worry, less than 13 months until lil' Bush gets out of office.. ah that sounds so nice :) Last I checked bush wasn't incharge of the military. He is. If he weren't, the military would have free reign to do whatever the Hell it wants. The President's called the "Commander in Chief" for a reason. Anyway, I think his point is the fact that we are so screwed over that we'd NEED a draft to finish this mess without causing the Middle East to explode (there's at least 2 Nuke-carrying nations over there, one of which being Israel, which most extremists/Nazi wannabes would like to see wiped off the map), with severe damage worldwide (Middle East=oil, oil=almost everything's base material/fuel). This is PRECISELY why I think W's a flipping idiot.

One of the ideas I have, give me a 1-10 please. Step 1: Find someone whose good with wiring, or train in the same. Step 2: Proceed to (at night), break into the intercom room and hook up a broadcasting device to it. Step 3: During the End of the Day announcements, hijack the announcements using said device. Step 4: Do what you gotta do. Step 5: Laugh your [donkey] off at 1) the faculty trying to find out what the f**k happened and 2) the reactions of most of the people present. :twisted:

I can think of a few ideas of what to do. What you actually do is of your own doing, so don't blame me. 1: Take a sledgie to his game system(s) and discs, then whack him upside the head. 2: Get a recorder, pick up the phone after turning it on, then set the receiver next to the recorder. *5 hours later* Hang up, save the recording, then play it to your and/or your cousin's parents. 3: Get some steel-toe boots, then proceed to tattoo the tread marks on his [donkey]. 4: Make some thermite (iron rust mixed with aluminum (pipe scrapings made with 95%+ should do it), mixed together into a fine powder), get some magnesium tape, fill a pop bottle cap (or a pop can, depending on how much damage you want to cause) with the thermite, set it in the middle of his room, lead the magnesium outside the door with one end in the thermite, light the magnesium (matchstick or a cig lighter should do), run as if your life depends on it. CAUTION: If you look directly at the burning thermite, you may easily damage your eyes. It burns at 3000-4000 degrees Celsius (boiling point of water=100 Celsius), so almost everything that's within 15 feet of the stuff WILL ignite. Few things on this planet are capable of withstanding the heat. Keep the thermite AWAY from any intense heat sources (a matchstick shouldn't set it off, but don't risk it), as well as the magnesium tape. A basic garden flower pot should be sufficient to hold the stuff, even if ignited (if you're using it for the latter purpose, use 2). Use of this stuff when people are within 50 feet is highly unrecommended, unless if you like having a Murder charge on your criminal record. If you want a demonstration of what this can do, look HERE.

:lol: Ok, I'll address these in order. 1: Look through the forums. There is no less than FIVE of these types of ideas posted every 3-4 days, and there's already a pretty good one up. 2: If I hear ONE MORE PERSON moaning about not having a dragon pick, I'll go ballistic. :wall: 3: The amount of damage this would deal to most merchants would be catastrophic. Think about others a little bit, eh? I think that's all that needs be said. *presses the Apocalypse button* :boohoo:

It's better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission. Brom At some point, a line has to be drawn one way or another on everything. Me No matter what happens, it can always get worse. Unknown True Hell is not known by the body. It's known by the heart and soul. Me It's not the dishonest ones that you need to worry about. It's the honest ones, because you never know when they'll do something really, really stupid. Captain Jack Sparrow Want to know why your life sucks? Look in the mirror, look that person square in the eye, and state exactly what you've done to truly help out others. Karma is always with us. Me Given the proper amount of time and resources, if you can think it, it can be done. Me The single worst thing someone can do isn't commit evil. It is to sit there and ignore it. Unknown (may be paraphrased) I can think of some more if you wish.

I'll point out a few things. 1: Paperclips, you are the most demented/idiotic person on these boards, and should be given a swift kick in the [donkey], then IP banned from these boards. -.- 2: I think Moore may have already touched on this topic in a documentary, but I don't know. He might be holding off on it. 3: Warrior, the sheer force of that much text boggles the mind. :shock: I'm officially impressed. =D> 4: I think we have a decent impact on the current problems, just not a total one. In about 2 centuries though, by some people's guesstimate (mine included) if we can't figure out a way to a: set up the moon to be one big-[donkey]ed colony or b: figure out a way to colonize space, we're screwed thanks to not only this issue but also overconsumption, limited space, and overcrowding. Ever been to NYC? Imagine that, worldwide. :wall: :ohnoes:

2 words. Paintball Turret. :twisted: If stationary, they can be fairly accurate, and ONE pull of the trigger unloads 20ish paintballs at the target. I'm also thinking of modifying one of those machines that baseball players use to practice to fire grenades. :XD: I like an Annihilation match. Basically? You're out when you're covered more than 50% in paint, or have specific targets hit overall. Turret+thousands of paintballs+200-300 round clip=fu**ing OW. :lol: :anxious:

If at all possible, try the West Virginia mountains. Almost every resort over here would be open for skiing by now, and it's really quite fun. Beyond that, make SURE you go to Philadelphia and get a cheesesteak. You will thank me for it. :thumbsup:

Pretty much what everyone else does in France. :-$ I find it funny that if they believe that they done nothing wrong, they'd be unwilling to prove such in a federal court. I personally think that these a**holes deserve to see just what the Hell they've done, right before (and during, at random intervals) their overall life sentence for torture, murder (I'm certain that SOMEONE died from this sh**.), extortion (Just take a look at how he got his tax cuts approved, whose main benefactor is the upper 20%.), and human rights violations (the wiretapping is only the tip). I'd suggest they just put them on Death Row and be done with it.

If estimates are to be believed, the GHGs these fires have produced OVERALL doesn't even breach 1% of Cali's total emissions/year. I don't think we have much to worry about from these in that department. For people downwind who hate fire-smoke, though, it's gonna REALLY suck. Lucky me, it actually smells kinda nice to me (don't even ask why, it just does). :-w On another note, have they figured out who started some of these infernos? I want someone I can give a good shot to the nuts with a sledgie. Let's just hope no one dies.

*Slaps brandon with a shovel* If I hear one more person of EITHER type of payment whine and moan about something projected not being of their type, I will show you ALL of the intricacies of the term "Half and Half". *f2p btw* Don't base your opinion of an idea based on whether or not it's f2p, but on how good it is. That choice is out of our hands, anyway.

The above glitch happens a lot to me whenever I port out of combat, mostly when I'm training in the wild and some a**wipe goes after me. It's not too uncommon I think. The glitch the topic's about, though, is new to me. I'm going to guess that your connection just bugged out, since noone else in the area said anything. That's happened to me sometimes, just find some way to make it better.

Technically, it doesn't count (by your standards), but there's already zombies. Google up "bad lobotomy" or watch "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" through the end. That shows it quite well. Anyway, chances are if there's gonna be Horror-flic zombies in real life, it would need some really bad sh** to go down for it to happen. Something along the lines of nuke+viral agent factory=boom or something.

I personally consider the fact that the universe is fundamentally unmeasurable in size, the possibility for life aside from us NOT being out there is equally immeasurable in percentage. Of the same coin, the possibilities for what said life is is as large as the universe itself. Depending on our luck, the form we first encounter could be anything from a tiny bacteria or smaller to creatures the size of a galaxy and beyond. Anyone who says definitively what the first ET we meet is going to look like is has little to no logical reasoning whatsoever. Theoretically, we could live out the life of this galaxy and not find another form of life. You just don't know.