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Psh, yeah, because that's gonna work.. Follow Bubsa's example, he seems to have sarcasm nailed.

The word "C*nt"

Sweet - 8th of May 589 - Reccared summons the Third Council of Toledo 1429 - Joan of Arc raises siege of Orleans. 1450 - Jack Cade's Rebellion: Kentishmen revolt against King Henry VI. 1541 - Hernando de Soto reaches the Mississippi River and names it RÃÆÃâÃâío de EspÃÆÃâÃâíritu Santo. 1794 - Branded a traitor during the Reign of Terror by revolutionists, French chemist Antoine Lavoisier, who was also a tax collector with the Ferme GÃÆÃâÃâénÃÆÃâÃâérale, was tried, convicted, and guillotined all on one day in Paris. 1821 - Greek War of Independence: The Greeks defeat the Turks in Gravia. 1846 - Mexican-American War: The Battle of Palo Alto ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ Zachary Taylor defeats a Mexican force north of the Rio Grande in the first major battle of the war. 1861 - American Civil War: Richmond, Virginia, is named the capital of the Confederate States of America. 1877 - At Gilmore's Gardens in New York City, the first Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show opens (ends May 11). 1886 - Pharmacist Dr. John Styth Pemberton invents a carbonated beverage that would later be named "Coca-Cola". 1898 - The first games of the Italian Football League are played. 1899 - The Irish Literary Theatre in Dublin opens. 1902 - In Martinique, Mount PelÃÆÃâÃâée erupts, destroying the town of Saint-Pierre and killing over 30,000 people. Only a handful of residents survive the blast. 1914 - Paramount Pictures is formed. 1919 - Edward George Honey first proposed the idea of a moment of silence to commemorate The Armistice of World War I, which later resulted in the creation of Remembrance Day. 1933 - Mohandas Gandhi begins a 21-day fast in protest of British oppression in India. 1942 - World War II: The Battle of the Coral Sea comes to an end. This is the first time in the naval history where two enemy fleets fight without visual contact between warring ships. 1942 - World War II: Gunners of the Ceylon Garrison Artillery on Horsburgh Island in the Cocos Islands rebelled in the Cocos Islands Mutiny. Their mutiny was crushed and three of them were executed, the only British Commonwealth soldiers to be executed for mutiny during the Second World War. 1945 - Hundreds of Algerian civilians are killed by French Army soldiers in the SÃÆÃâÃâétif massacre. 1945 - Combat in Europe ends in World War II: VE Day. German forces agree to an unconditional surrender. 1945 - End of the Prague uprising, today still celebrated as national holiday in the Czech Republic 1946 - The Estonian school girls Aili JÃÆÃâÃâõgi and Ageeda Paavel blow up the Soviet memorial that preceded the Bronze Soldier in Tallinn. 1965 - Theta Chi Fraternity was established at California State University, Long Beach, Zeta Epsilon Chapter. 1967 - The Philippine province of Davao is split into three: Davao del Norte, Davao del Sur, and Davao Oriental. 1970 - The Hard Hat riot occurs in the Wall Street area of New York City as blue-collar construction workers clash with anti-war demonstrators protesting the Vietnam War. 1972 - Vietnam War ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ U.S. President Richard M. Nixon announces his order to place mines in major North Vietnamese ports in order to stem the flow of weapons and other goods to that nation. 1973 - A 71-day standoff, between federal authorities and the American Indian Movement members occupying the Pine Ridge Reservation at Wounded Knee, South Dakota, ends with the surrender of the militants. 1982 - Formula One pilot Gilles Villeneuve dies in a crash during practice for the 1982 Belgian Grand Prix at Zolder. 1984 - The Soviet Union announces that it will boycott the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, California. 1984 - Cpl. Denis Lortie enters the Quebec National Assembly and opens fire, killing three and wounding 13. RenÃÆÃâÃâé Jalbert, sergeant-at-arms of the assembly, succeeds in calming him, for which he will later receive the Cross of Valour. 1987 - The SAS ambushes and kills the Loughgall Martyrs. 1996 - The Constitutional Assembly of South Africa ratifies the Constitution of the Republic of South Africa, 1996. Considered one of the most liberal Constitutions in the world regarding Human Rights. 1997 - A China Southern Airlines Boeing 737 crashes on approach into Shenzhen's Huangtian Airport, killing 35 people. 1999 - Nancy Mace becomes the first female cadet to graduate from The Citadel military college. 2005 - The new Canadian War Museum opens, in commemoration of the 60th anniversary of V-E Day. 2007 - A new Northern Ireland Executive is formed under the leadership of Ian Paisley of the DUP as First Minister and Martin McGuinness of Sinn FÃÆÃâÃâéin as Deputy First Minister.

I nearly got born in the toilet. "No Mrs *insert last name* you don't need to go to the toilet, the baby is actually coming" That's after almost being removed because 3 doctors told my mum she had a cyst on her ovaries, the 4th doctor said no don't touch it, it's actually a baby, and youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re pregnant. Go doctor opinions, jeez. [wagon] lol When I was born I didn't cry, my dad says "I opened my big blue eyes, battered them and smiled... Before the doctor slapped me"

You have a dry sarcastic sense of humour like me so try going for black humour (not people) youtube videos if they dont work family guy works for me everytime, I went out and bought the season.

I LOVE KATIE HOLMES!!!!!!!!! :lol: not really

:lol: HOBO and ELIGIBLE... quite contradictory of each other

Maybe you're maturing before all of your friends are. I could never hang out with people my own age in high school all of my friends were adults. Now majority of my friends are in their 30's and 40's. That's not to say I'm mature in the slightest :P I just can't get a decent conversation out of people my own age. That and I hate high school kids, I can't even sit on the train and listen to their garbage without wanting to put my foot in their mouth. That isn't aimed to attack anybody in high school I just personally can't stand to be around high school kids in real life, I have 0 patience with them when they're in groups doing the most stupid sh*t to get attention and be accepted. Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun the non believers shunnnnn :lol: it annoys the hell out of me my other half says it all the time because he knows it p*sses me off lol

Can everyone have a sip from the cup of st*u and get back to the topic? I only been in that one fight but I got slaughtered lol

Drinking a whole bottle of jim beam, having my brother take a photo with a saucepan on my head, holding a meat mallet, with a drawn on goatee and moustache and me gritting my teeth like a serial killer. Tops :D Then another photo with all of mums pegs on my face. about 40 pegs in my hair, on my ears, up my nostrils. Or probably the other time I got up and danced dressed in the Australian flag on Australia day. I was drunk and thought it would be hilarious at the time. I still have the photos and think they're hilarious.

Who'd be stupid enough to swerve for a small animal anyway? Sometimes you do it unintentionally, it startles you. Also the ability to think rationally in a split second at those speeds is difficult. A lot of people find it difficult to respond when under sudden pressure.

Garrett hedlund :lol: I find him mighty attractive

George Bush.

Bravo I shall share my skittles with you. If scientology involves jumping on Oprahs couch like an ape, I'm all for it :P

No thank you but I would love an acorn for that raccoon 8-) Also, my apologies despite my belief about speed kills, I am also glad that you and your father are ok. An expensive car is a small price to pay compared to your life which is priceless. 15 mpa is bloody dangerous - here if you go half of that over the speed limit it is 3 points taken off your license, possible removal of license and upto $1200 in fines. Your dad DOUBLED that... You're very lucky to be alive. And what high horse? I think I have a valid point telling a kid that it isn't acceptable that their father does double the speed limit of loss of license in Australia while they have their son in the car. What kind of father breaks the law and endangers their kids life? He may be a wonderful father for all I know but that was the most stupidest thing I have heard a father do to their son in the 21 years I've been alive. Seriously, that is low.

Common sense would say that if speeding and a raccoon resulted a car accident, whichÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s not to say a semi trailer could have been travelling past at the time it occurred. It is disrespectful because if you care for someone you don't endanger their life. Trust or no trust it's oblivious that you have no clue or get the hint that it does not matter how good a driver you are there are other people on the road, something can go wrong with the car, you can lose control of the car, an animal could come out in front of you... Going over the limit IS going to have significantly LARGER damage to the car and yourself when it occurs. Trusting the person in the car, is not going to stop you from having an accident. Trust doesn't play god with people's lives. Get with the real world. Travelling over the speed limit increases the risk of accidents, it does not take rocket science to figure that out on your own. The chance was significantly increased, so please do not say the chances were small. At 16 years of age, I really thought your parents would have taught you that already. At 16 years of age I really thought you would have had the common sense to know that on your own. Please tell me you do know how to use common sense? Common sense could have told you all of that. Afterall it is common sense that tells you, you have an increased risk of having an accident if you do not follow the speed limit. It is there for a reason. Well duh.

If someone wants to endanger their own life, whatever I could care less (off duty of course) Endangering someone elseÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s is ridiculous, especially your own families. I would never speed in the car with my son or daughter, or ANYONE in my car for that matter. Raccoon or no racoon, that is beside the point. You're lucky it wasn't a semi trailer. Endangering others lives is irresponsible and not acceptable. I think it is the most disrespectful thing someone could ever do to another person. ESPECIALLY if you love someone. Shame on your father. I find it pathetic that you find it amusing. Seriously, I hope both your father and yourself are organ donors if you're going to continue to speed and find it amusing while doing so. Same goes to every other reckless driver endangering other's lives and thinking it's funny. It's disrespectful people like that that destroy innocent peoples lives. Yes I'm obviously passionate about it, I'm currently conducting a research report condoning the main contributions of road accidents and what causes people to hoon. (For anyone who is interested results so far determine that males who have male passengers are the main concern and the main reason for hooning so far is peer pressure from friends and trying to impress them).

I was at my ex-friends party about 3 years ago and her dad cracked on to me. I started panicking and ran out and asked to borrow the phone to call my boyfriend. I was shaking and wasn't thinking properly, I didn't know what I was thinking so I told her brother. Strike 1. He called me a liar and told his sister (my friend). Who said she would take me home [strike 2], she put her arm around me and comforted me and we started walking through the park. All of a sudden I was grabbed from behind from another girl at the party and she held me while my friend repeatedly punched me in the face. My boyfriend dropped me off at the party so knew where I was; he flew down in the car and heard me screaming from the park. He screamed at the girls and they fled, he had to carry me because I nearly got K.O'd. I had 2 black eyes, a fat lip, and blood everywhere from my mouth and my nose. I got hit so hard that I had to stay in bed for 3 days and had loss of memory. I couldn't place charges as my boyfriend didn't physically see them striking me. Therefore there were no witnesses and case was dismissed. Damn it hurt. I could have avoided the situation by leaving but yeah I was young, panicking and wasn't thinking properly. Damn dysfunctional family. Although my boyfriends friends did drive by a few nights later and spray painted "Paedophile" across the drive way of their house. Their house being on the main high-way... I'm all for an eye for an eye will make the whole world go blind but it was mighty funny knowing what they did.

"If you're a psychologist what am I thinking right now" I'm not a f*cking psychic medium :lol:

Why would I disclose personal information about myself to a bunch of randoms if I can't even collaborate with close friends? :P I understand it's easier to disclose information about yourself online than it can be for some people in every day life. However.. I personally don't disclose personal information unless I feel comfortable with it being shared. I don't like the idea that people I play online games with talk to other people about my personal life lol

When you do things like that it's always a good idea to get it in writing. Get them to sign their names first and last, followed by a signature. It will cover your arse in the real world in years to come, especially from nasty little things like law suits and teachers giving you detention. On the top of the written document should be the details in which they're signing for. This can also be made for people who borrow large amounts of money from you etc so that if they do not pay you back, it is a legal document and you can take it to court. Perhaps you rent a house one day and write terms, conditions, bond and rent in a document. So many things this can apply for and it will save your arse every time. When people sign, always have 1 or 2 witnesses. Good luck, learn from your mistakes and move forward. Approach it better next time around.

Just because you're 12 doesn't mean you can't be a mature 12. I wouldn't take it to heart some people older than you might be a little intimidated that you're more mature and intelligent than they are. Keep it up champ. Just remember a lot of people make generalisations because that's how they were when they were your age. If people mock you, I would merely see it as a compliment 8-) "You must be immature at 12, because I was immature at 12". People see their own strengths and insecurities in others my friend.

The thing that annoys me about my brother is he is so smart and doesn't do any good in school to maintain his popularity. He could be and do so many things and he chooses to impress a bunch of people who won't be in his life over the next 10 years. I get down because it looks like at the moment he will be the only kid in our family who hasn't gone out and gotten a career. I'm doing my honours degree in psych, my other brother has done his degree in business management and is only 19 and is a store manager, while my bro is running around high school smokin his weed, picking up 14 year olds who are trying to get laid already and drink himself stupid. Might not annoy anyone else but it annoys me. I hope he can pull his head in before he turns 18. I'm not saying he shouldn't be having fun but I just wish he would have some direction and show a little. I'm also a little jealous of my middle brother danial, he saved his first 15 grand before he turned 18. He owns a car, plasma tvs, top video game consols etc and at the moment he's on the market to buy a house and rent it out and make money off it then buy another and keep doing it until he owns a lot of houses and I'm just like DAMN how can I compete with that lol! Then I think maybe that's what my younger brother thinks.. Damn screw you's two.. look at what you've achieved.. I cant beat that so I wont try. My siblings and I were all born extremely competitive trying to be better than everyone else... I guess it was because we were nerds and just wanted to be somebody.. who knows.

Omg im so freakin psd.... I accidentally pressed save instead of submit on my electronic submission of my essay. That was 5 days ago... 5 days x 5% loss each day = 25% :. I need 75% just to pass. That's the most I've ever lost on an assignment... Mega annoyed!

Just be confident, if you're confident at least if you look stupid people will think you're goofing off on purpose. No joke... If someone was full of so much confidence and pulled off the most lamest moves you had ever seen, people would copy them because they show dominance and feel the need to follow. Seriously I break dance and my friends and I before we start dancing go up the front and do moves like the biggest [developmentally delayed]s you have ever seen, like the hokey pokey, the mr bean sway and of course the classic rolling your hands and pointing your fingers, the head bang and the mash potato. Everyone looks at us like wtf...... but then they get the confidence to get the hell up and come dance coz they realise NOONE CARES I once stopped break dancing just to be a total dork and do the worm arm sway, everyone thought it was so cool that when infected mushroom came to play they took my arm and we all engaged in one giant worm move hahah