dorkvader

well i would say that the tenderizer is the best weapon overall. i hear that those tenderized bears taste better if you have spice in your inventory =) but i would say whip for the reasons stated above. but some say that guthan is better for fight caves =)

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=445959&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=99 ^^ that is my favorite =) glad to see (s)he's in first =) my outfit is bad so no screenie for me

Ooh, I like the sound of that, but I'm not expecting anything really. :o me too =)

he looks real cut up about it too... i'm gonna have to do that on my newb account =)

suspicious...why would he need 500k to buy a party hat? that leads to the idea, he had no more $ to buy the party hat thats why he asked for 500k. meaning.... how can he give you 3mil if he spent every cent onf $ on a party hat. just get him to pay it back. and you sir talk crazy, or hyper. i agree he also YELLS a lot =) and it makes sence about all the cash being used to buy a phat. what do purples cost nowadays?

soo great! nice story too! i dont call people noob =)

amulet of catspeak or ghostley robes maybe guthan or dharock... those sound best to me!

its great to see that the customer support types do their job more than we give 'em credit for!

But that's nothing compared to hi-alching. nevertheless it is substantial.

i thought betelgeuse was a star in orion... oh well. its a good find on your part though. i would never have made the connection...

i love it! only 10 hans though? get more! recruit!!!

4. Bust out ahrims and ice that fool. 5. Teleport as soon as he gives you the items (worked for me, 4 dragon longswords). 6.Don't trust pkers! That is all. 7. alch them all and dont feel bad its just a game you'll get it easily from 70 fletching

yup! i'm makig a defense "pure" just getting to level 40 so i can have rune. i wont use it much after that though =) also, maybe i'll turn one of my defense pures into a defense/range/mage like that. they seem to be effective...

i bought full addy (t) as a newbie who couldn't use rune yet, i sold the full set for 55k and some runes... =( the most money i've SPENT at once is 45k for rune platelegs. =) i'm such a saver its not even funny i don't buy anything

i know you on 'velds forums! yeah like EVERYONE else said, 78 is ok. off topic: i wonder if this works edit guess not =(

i get out friday may 26 =) im f2p so i cant come fun fact: RSVP is an acronym for Repondez S'il Vous Plait please excuse my spelling errors, its late where i live =) i hope everyone has a fun time !

3 whips??? that's a significant improvent over the dry spell! more to come!

i was a good educated level 56. i'm only level 72 now, but i guess some people.... anyway i kinda feel sorry for them, wandering all their runescape lives completely oblivious to updates and stuff. its almost like they don't read hte first page... wahtever the case, he was obviousley overpowered by your strong willpower and jedi-like mind control. also heath at u.k. he may be a NEWB but that isn not necissarily a NOOB. just because he might be relatively new dosen't make him ignorant.

i would come if only to meet the people =) i will be there probabley =) so -ah- what type of high leveled people will be there? not me, i'm level 72 although in lumbrige, all sorts of people think i'm high leveled =)

but if you click on the 2h it automatically unequipps the shield i think. that' why i use it. i just use magic to raise my hp without upping my combat (and becasue i am an anti walker) range is fun for me (now if they made a solid-gold coif it would be better) and melee is just becasue. i'm trying to get to like 70 mage and range to get my hp up to phenominal levels =) so thats what i think. also, great guide =)

I think that has been around a while.... really? i'll have to go there next time i'm in falador to check it out =) they also removed a tree off the island (karamja for f2p) or so i'm told

YES!!! any f2p update (not including the censor ones how shoule "dork" be blocked?) is a good one in my book! this will make things much easier. i am on the island at the moment ranging 1250 steel arrows and 690 chaos runes into the moss giants there (i trade off to lessers one in awhile) for the bones. this will make things so much faster!

I'm glad I have an abyssal whip and not an 'abysmal' one. i think jagex should release an abysmal whip fro f2p only =) it would be really expensive and also worthless =) other than that do d legs cost more then guthan legs? i dunno....

wow that was a good article, although i don't think it will reach the popularity the zezima interview has sparked. it let me into the tiny details of censors and allowed me to comprehend that JAGeX is quickley fixing those little bugs such as "dosen't" becoming "dosen'*" that was brought up in the article. one of the points that struck gold for me was those about the Macroer Downfall JAGeX has planned, it reiterated for me that their time is short and soon those yew-trees will be Mine! Forever! anyway, i look forward to more of them =)

both it and your first fake are too good. (especially in mspaint) maybe i will make some someday. i say keep up the good work. you will be like the best mspaint fakers ever if you keep this up =) i cant wait for the next one =) one thing, though, for the noob meny select thing. maybe make it a little better, its good but not perfect yay!