Distracted

me and my girlfriend took exactly the same opinion to this. so she came over today and i got a massage. damn Lucky bastard

Wait... What? 8 guys? That's... insane... I don't even think normal people get 8 guys in a lifetime without getting paid for it.

A shot in the dark: Airforce One?

Some people have late growth spurts (some people grow in college or after) and are just short to begin with. Combined you get a 4' 13 year old. And how many actually intelligent 13 year olds can there be? :P Dude, I think Thesis is right. 13 is the age you start becoming smarter and learn more about the world (or at least in my case) and I knew what financially was when I was like... 11 or something (I'm 14 now). This kid is [developmentally delayed]ed, the way he answers his interview questions reveal that, and the fact he doesn't no squat about anything. "I didn't know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad." That kinda sounds like an explanation I'd give a 9-year-old. Either his parents don't allow him to read, watch tv or browse the internet, either he just doesn't go to school, or it's both. I have no idea how he is every gonna raise that baby. On a side note: I don't think this kid is the father to be honest. I mean, you can't tell me the kid developed his balls way before his brains?

Usually the sound of footsteps is hard to hear, even with your volume up, and mostly people just shoot you instead of trying to follow you for a backstab. Although it is pwnage when you do hear the footsteps and turn around to kill the guy following you.

I hate you. I was gonna guess that. Lets say flight simulator 2000. P.S. Since I hate you now: Guess the game Blugh, you couldn't pm it? Now I'll lose the game everytime I see the damn title of this thread.

I share rocco's opinion. In the hands of the army too. But why the f would you want a shotgun to defend your house. A shotgun is near-to-sure death from close range, but useless after a few feets, and unless you have sawn off the barrel (which I think is illegal), it's not very easy to use in a house. Imagine killing a burglar using a shotgun, or just wounding his leg so he can't run using a 45. Also, automatics shouldn't be owned by individuals under any circumstances. There just isn't a reason. Unless you're in the army, but even then you should only be allowed to own the gun when you're actually at the army.

How about a car with no wheels that travels at 1 km/h, bends easily when hit, but ejects you with a failproof ejectseat with a perfectly made parachute, which weighs one gram, and has no sharp edges whatsoever.

Pwn'd. Meh, I was typing random crap during computer class, then the damn teacher walked behind me. My lame attempt at Ctrl+A'ing it failed miserably... Blugh

Well, as long as no one is shown the bodies, it means they're hiding something. Wether or not it's because they harvest the orgzans is unknown to me, but ther is always a possibility.

silancer. no need for extra ammo, as mp is one of the most used guns in game, and with steady aim jsut use hipfireing, betetr then ironsights with silancer you can get longer kill streaks because they don't know where you are Hmm, good points. Oh well, I don't use the MP40 that much anyway, recently unlocked FG42 with telescopic sight + sleight of hand, it's great on medium to large maps. The only bad thing is that it used almost a full clip for one kill. But it's a quick kill, so you don't hear me complaining.

The Kirby one sounds a bit wrong o.o

Right now I'm torn between the decision: MP40 with silencer, aperture or more ammo. All have their own advantages. Silencer ofcourse doesn't appear on the map, but I don't like the normal iron sights, so aperture changes that problem, and more ammo would make rough economy easy as hell. Damn, I wish I could combine 'em.

Only Console games are allowed not flash games -_- 1. That's not a rule. 2. It isn't a flash game. 3. You should easily find out the game's name from the hint. Gamemaker Mania? BTW, I'd say it's an unwritten law, since if everybody would start posting flash games, we'd post max 2 new games a page. And I oubt that games made with Gamemaker actually get heard of by a lot. Maybe by a few who stumble across the game, but that's it.

Man, that guy was a genius, he had actually thought of natural selection and such at the age of 29, but he didn't publish the book until he was 50. It's funny how a man who thought of working for the church ended up contradicting a lot of what Genesis said.

Daft Punk is epic. Srsly. Harder... Better... Faster... Stronger. (I loved the Kanye West remix of that)

Pff, CSI is always the same IMHO, some murder, people discover little to no evidence, then some small detail is found and links the murder to a random, 'unexpected person, he then admits and the rest depends by city, although I do remember Miami always ending with Horatio having a 'deep' talk with some relative or whatever of the victim.

I'd call it pesticide. OT: Dude, I mean even if you hate them, it's not that big of a deal to go bore yourself there. Maybe some kid is thinking the same and you'll get a long or whatever. Anyway, when I'm in Egypt visiting relatives I don't even know most of their names, so yeah, it's always awkward to meet semi-distant relatives, but you never know if they're more polite/nice then they look.

Wow, I forgot GTA SA... I mean, the game would answer my needs in whatever mood I am, it had like... everything. The only thing you couldn't do in the game was go take a crap, seriously. Oh, the countless hours I spent on it...

Whatever it is, whoever made it must've been high on drugs.

Well, Resistance 2 and CoD5 on PS3 are both great games that I've spent a lot of hours on. Also Zelda: Twilight Princess on Wii amused me for like 80 hours. And if I go way back to the PS1, Chocobo Racing ( : ) was a great game, it was basically like Mario Kart, but for the PS1. I remember playing it against my sister when she was still nice to play with, now she's 18, boring and thinks of gaming as 'a waste of time' *sigh* Oh, and recently I've played the FEAR2 demo, and it was pretty good. I was planning on getting it, but I don't imagine myself playing such a creepy game, I hardly dared walking a few steps. o.O

Wow, had a pretty good game yesterday. Nothing to do with my kills/deaths, but the end was just adrenaline-filled. It was team deathmatch, I heard the guy shout something as in 'It's not too late to win' and I look down to the clock, it says 30 seconds. I get a 3 kill streak quickly, then recon plane, then a 5 kill streak by 20 seconds left. I then died and used my artillery, and got 3 kills from it. Here comes the sweet part: we were down by like 6 points, and the last second, just before it ended, the artillery got me one more kill and it won us the match. And I got Team Player from it lol. All in all had a good day yesterday, tried unlocking the scope for K98k, but it kinda sucks, so I guess I'll wait for overkill + PTRS41

Let's see... Jim Carrey (brilliant in Liar Liar, Yes Man, ...), Ben Stiller (Tropic Thunder), Adam Sandler (too many to name), Jack Black (see Adam Sandler) and there's a few others. Also my friends and my current Dutch/History teacher make me laugh... Oh, and GTA, Friends and South Park.

How can a 4ft 12-year old possible have sex in the first place? I mean, I thought about at that age, but I didn't get a 15-year-old girlfriend just so I could do it at such age. Seriously, this is ridiculous. I didn't even think of that. Well, just a sketch: when this kid becomes 18, his father will barely have gotten into his midlife crisis. He won't even be able to drive his kid home since he'll be about 17-18 as his son starts going to school. And the fact that they'll have to father/mother a child will kill their points. Which in turn will leave them with a bad job, and that'll make them poor.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Meh, it'll just be a day like any other tbh.