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I can't help but raise my chin at a slightly more obtuse angle than my fellow TIFer; but righteousness is had, as I believe I have earned rights of superiority to my fellow man. You see, there are three kinds of people in this world: there are the have-nots, the haves, and the l(zero)rds. I am your king, messiah, and superior to you in every way. ALL shall be taxed for their earned right to stay on my friends list--and they shall be glad to pay up, for they shall consider themselves privileged. My blog will consist of the everyday whatnots and whodoings of the single most important man on our planet. I hope you enjoy your stay, although I know you won't be enjoying yourself as much as I.

The change we can believe in. Anywhoo, still testing things out. Looks like we can have built-in statuses and blogs >.>. Edit: wow that's cool, looks like if you click on the book beneath my editorial badge it links to my blog.

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I liek mudkipz kill me now, kill us all

I don't have any established meals on the weekend, and mind you, I eat a lot more on weekend days than weekdays. But today I ate: Banana Bowl of granola Meatloaf & peanut butter sandwich Hummus sandwich Two granola bars Fish taco Popcorn Omlette Can of chicken soup And drank: Water Orange Juice I've been starving all day, it's rather annoying.

Speaking of the Alchemist, I have to read it in Español for school. Anyways, I want to read for leisure, but I've been so busy. I hate having a book just sit on my desk bookmarked at the same place for days at a time. -.- Thanks for the suggestions Lateralus, I will definitely eventually check those out.

First off, you don't know that he doesn't care about the holiday, it is just a theory. Complimenting someone insincerely is not a malicious act, but rather a kind one. Telling your girlfriend her pants don't make her look fat, even when they do, is the better thing to do. It means you're being a GOOD boyfriend. Even if she knows you're lying, she'll know that you care enough about her to lie about it. This isn't a phenomenon confined to politics at all! If you think that's what a politician's job entails, then I can't provide you with a counterargument.

It's not like he was forced into being a politician though. He knew it was a game of deceit when he signed up for it. I'm not gonna cut him any slack just because that's what his job requires. I'm still gonna be a critical rebellious teenager. After all, I'm only doing what my position dictates I should do. His position doesn't dictate any of that, those are just my personal (and many others') criteria for what a good president should do. Why would he need any "slack to be cut" for him when he is potentially saving American lives. It seems that you see him in the defendant's seat, and maybe naturally so because many people don't trust transparency and simplicity in politics. There is no evil plan, he does not value Islamic holidays over Christian ones, and so on. Anyways, the product of your argument is that the ideal president shouldn't "take-nuttin'-frum-nobuddeh" (as said earlier), and should have the highest chin at all times, no matter how many stupid lil' treaties o' peace or public displays of the acceptance of Islam we have to push away.

Because the ingratiation in question is fueled by deceit, as you've said yourself. Now telling someone their butt doesn't look big is one thing, but praising a particular religion for the sole purpose of making the public think you're a good president is a little different, don't you think? Since when does being disingenuous nullify any position you hold. His duty, among many others, is to keep the US looking good, and to keep it safe. What he is doing is nothing more than fulfilling those duties in the best possible, and practical, way. Look, if a serial killer comes into a nursery and asks you whether or not you agree that his hair looks good, you're sure as hell going to tell him that his hair is the best you've ever seen.

I find it funny how you guys are labeling certain sects of Islam as "bad". I'm going to shy away from the word "bad", as in the eyes of anti-American, and even in many civilians' eyes, US soldiers are the terrorists. Anyways, what exactly are you arguing? I think we all know that the minority of Islam is not actively plotting or taking part in any violent activity, anyone who thinks otherwise is probably too busy being stupid somewhere. There are 2.5 billion Muslims, 10 million of which are Salafist Jihadist, and most of this minority provide just as much of a threat than a neo-Nazi teenager who has a stick-on swastika tattoo, who doesn't even know what eugenics is. Given this, I concede that there are a few thousand Salafists who plan on committing acts of violence against infidels. But, should everyone hate Christians because of the few dangerous KKK members that committed murder last year because of their beliefs? Or should we hate African-Americans because of the small minority that kill other gang members? Also, SirHemen, you're blowing this out of proportion. Does anyone you know say "All muslims are bad!". I know most people are fairly ignorant, but I think the majority of people who are blatantly prejudice against Islam are either too old to have any kind of decent brain function, or are just too stupid to pay any mind to.

God i hate politics and politicians. How the hell is that a justification for hating politicians, and how is ingratiation at all limited to the realm of politics (it's probably something you practice in your daily life with authoritative figures, or to stay out of trouble, unless you're one of those "don't-take-nuttin'-from-nobuddeh" kind of person, in which case we have a whole new can of issues to discuss). How can you hate someone for not caring about a holiday that you most likely don't care about? All the while he is going out of the way and pretending that he does in attempts to do the most that he can do in that circumstance to appease the right people.

Weekdays: 7am- ~11:30pm Weekends: 2am- ~11am Summer: 4am- ~12:00pm Last year, and even more so the year before, I was getting at most six hours of sleep daily--never again.

The few Muslims behind violent acts of terror, namely Jihadists, wanted nothing more than to kill Bush and the Administration, along with every other infidel in the world. I think what Obama is trying to do is simply raising the opinion of the US in the eyes of those that we want to like us. Pretty useless to complain about. I'm certain Obama doesn't give a rats [wagon] about the holiday itself.

I've never make eye contact with people unless I consciously go out of my way to, or I'm having a staring contest of something. I wouldn't even know my mother's eye color if she didn't recently mention it.

Recently I've read: Typee (pronounced tie-pee) by Herman Melville. After reading Moby [bleep] for my school, I grew to like Melville's writing style. Although I don't think this book totally captured his genius. Also, don't read this book if you want to read a book packed with plot: similarly to Moby [bleep], this book is around 30% plot. The Virtues of War by Steven Pressfield. I hated this book, but for some reason persisted in hopes of it getting better. It bastardized the glorious and debaucherous life of Alexander the Great by making him narrate this historically inaccurate, romanticized, bombastic piece of crap in the most uninteresting way possible. This book was like a textual version of 300, except with even more repetitive, cliched battle scenes and "pseudo-epicness". Just got Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad. Hopefully I'll have time to read it in between my busy schedule. ALSO I feel like reading some really morbid/depressing/disturbing/sad books, so give me some suggestions if you know of any. No Holocaust books please, sick of those.

Printing out essays; waking up to a snow-covered landscape; resting after a vigorous workout; waking up from horrid nightmares in which people that I know die; gloomy weather; getting random conversational emails or PMs from friends; relishing in moods, sensations, or tastes that would by most be considered unpleasant.

You're getting older, eat some goddamn vegetables. Anyways, this observation can easily be refuted by comparing the ingredient composition from the above products for it's respective years.

Not much to say besides my classes this year: AP U.S. History, Honors Precalculus, Honors Spanish 4, AP Language and Composition, Debate, Physics, (and possibly introduction to Mandarin)

5'11'', 162 lbs., ~10%(depends how accurate the home test is :?) body fat Methinks I have a cross-country/bikers body.

1. Call the police on your father if he is trying to steal your PS3 (which is what he is doing if he forces you to give it to someone). If you do give it to your brother, he won't have to buy a PS3 for your brother, I can see why someone would want that.

I used to to the Dell chat thing all the time at school. But I'm pretty sure it is illegal.

I've cried 2-3 times in the past 5 years. People assume men cry less because they do, on average, cry less. That's all there is to it.