l0rd

I used to to the Dell chat thing all the time at school. But I'm pretty sure it is illegal.

I've cried 2-3 times in the past 5 years. People assume men cry less because they do, on average, cry less. That's all there is to it.

Memorization, Spanish, Hebrew, Mandarin, writing, or running. Can't decide.

Nah, not as bad as all the people "inadvertently" saying things that are REALLY suggestive. Me and my friend had plans to blow up this huge inflatable pool today, its supposed to be blown up until its nearly rock hard, so it requires two people. But he canceled. He always blows me off, and now it is just semi-hard, and my friend isn't here to finish the job with his mouth. ^^See what I mean? Also, you're not clever if you siggy that example, it was merely a humorous example. It's only funny when you siggy at the other persons expense.

My grandfather wakes up everyday thinking he is in the middle of a war zone. He then looks out his window and rejoices at his safety. But not really, not quite sure why I said that. I've still got a few hours till the weekend officially starts. Take that inferior timezones! :P Also, what the hell is up with that smiley ^^. I typed ":P", and it gives me that smiley piece of crap. No, I want me some tongue.

Beef/chicken with brocolli in black bean sauce is nummy. Eating it right now. : (It's a Chinese dish, for all you clueless hand-cut fry lovers.)

RAAAAGGEE. HOLY [cabbage] RAGGGGE, GOD DAMMIT!!! I hate that, when people and advertisers say "hand picked" or "hand cut". It doesn't make it taste freaking better if a machine does the work or not, nor does it make it less healthy. But it's got what humans crave. Hand cut fries.. #-o :lol: #-o :lol: #-o :lol:

[hide=I've lost faith in mankind for the zillionth time (racy language)]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey baby You: Haha, hi You: hiii Stranger: Ru a girl You: Yup Stranger: How old You: 16 You: u? Stranger: 18 but I'd have sex with u Stranger: U ever had sex b4 You: Not with anything alive Stranger: Oh u have a vibrator or a dildo You: nooo Stranger: With wat You: My really ccccuutee puppy You: you shoulda seen him You: I got him like 4 months ago You: had to kill him though Stranger: Bs You: huh? Stranger: U had to kill him You: Yeah, wellll You: I just get these urges You: idk, you probably think im a dork now, haha! Stranger: No baby Stranger: Do u have a sexy vagina You: So we cooked it too Stranger: I don't believe u You: I'm serrrrioussssss!!!! hhhhhhhhaahh You: I've killed a lot of dogs Stranger: Now tell me about your vagina and the size of ur boobs You: for each one I kill, I take their largest molar and grind it up into a fine powder You: and mix it with a cup of water, then drink upp! You: ;D Stranger: Tell me You: More about dogs? You: or what Stranger: Ur vagina and the size of your boobs You: Aren't you freaked out that I like to mutilate and kill puppies though? You: doesn't that make you unnatracted to me? Stranger: No You: So, even if a person is a sociopathic puppy-mutilating pshyco, you still will superfically find them attractive just because they claim to have female reproductive organs on an anonymous chat on the internet? Stranger: Yes, but I just want to know about ur vagina and boobs now You: I'm a 17 year old male by the way Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide]

I approve of most of this. :thumbup: NPSH looks awesome, I'll have to check them out.

Open office is a open-source Office clone. As good, if not better than Office itself. But for aesthetic purposes, I'll stick with my pirated Office 2003.

The couple times I've made french fries I use a little 5 dollar cuber that cuts them into square centimeter rectangles, not sure if that's considered "hand cut". Next time I make french fries, I'm going to go into detail to whoever I'm serving that they're hand cut. I'm going to show them many pictures of my hands, including pictures of my hands cutting various foods. Or next time I go to the ice cream shoppe, I'm going to ask them if it is hand-churned (which it won't be) then spit it out and tell them they need to focus on quality over profits. The cream molecules just don't freeze right when they're churned by a mechanical force!

RAAAAGGEE. HOLY [cabbage] RAGGGGE, GOD DAMMIT!!! I hate that, when people and advertisers say "hand picked" or "hand cut". It doesn't make it taste freaking better if a machine does the work or not, nor does it make it less healthy.

Those aren't flaws, they are accounted for improbabilities, discussed and stated many times in the previous pages.

ORLY??? You look kind of familiar. He looks like Wakka102.

You into fat chicks or something? Which of my selections are odd? And I will not be an accessory to rape!

A few of my favorite YouTube musicians: [hide=Wren][yt]BIdOdSCpshc[/yt][/hide] [hide=Prince Ea][yt]PJglNkjap24[/yt][/hide] [hide=Sleepy Numbers][yt]-uPKZJZGV6o[/yt][/hide] [hide=Adutko][yt]AyDNl_NxyTo[/yt][/hide] [hide=Jack Conte][yt]lBUUOJpFg9Y[/yt][/hide] [hide=Pomplamoose][yt]FCCoggBkcdM[/yt][/hide] Also check out Ractalfece's channel. Pretty sure he committed suicide a few months ago though. He's one of my favorite YouTubers, and he's sort of an artist.

Water, orange juice, oh and kumbacha, oh and apple juice (no other ingredients, hate when they add ascorbic acid and stuff)

:XD: wat 1. I'm a dude, dude. 2. What's wrong with being sensitive to caffeine? :? 3. My facial construct is near ideal, thank you very much.

[hide=][/hide] Oh, and I take back my 2nd place. ON TOPIC: I just remembered why I'm so hyper. I had a chocolate bar, first bit of caffeine I have had in a couple months, and I'm very sensitive to it. I seem to be laughing at everything. PEW PEWPWEPEPWEPWPPWPWP PEWPPW PEPWPWPWPW PEW

Harrinator, you can have my stupid 2nd place. [hide=the story continues]*crash landing PREPARE FOR IMPACT!* ~tumbles on ground, then jumps up on feet, gun in hand~ PEW PEW *turns around a corner* PEW PEW PEW *shakes hips* POW POW PEW POW[/hide]

Raqrqrrggleleaqrrrawwrrrrrr 3, 2, 1, FIGHT! X, O, X, X, O, R1, R2, -->, -->, R1, X, R1. Player 1 wins. GF. [hide=EDIT]MISTAR THERDuuhh[/hide]

Is it upsetting that I am not only a trained deputy fire chief, but also beat you in a signature contest? What can I say, some people can only aspire to be as talented and experienced as the l0rd. :highchin: [hide=]MISTER THERRD[/hide]

I believe you mean :thumbdown: tbh Baww don't be mean to the loser. AAAAAhahahah TASTE MY 2ND PLACE SHOES, Mr. 3rd. 8-)

I know who your talking about lol, i just can't remember there names either #-o oh good im not the only one... Did you guys forget you were on the internet?

In no order at all. [hide=Zooey Deschanel][/hide] [hide=Olivia Munn][/hide] [hide=Elisha Cuthbert][/hide] [hide=Katy Perry][/hide] Idk what else, I just thought of these ones at the top of my head.