Elessar3019

I'll have to go with the Narwhal.

1/10, which is kinda scary, seeing as how you've got way more posts than me.

I did the gnome agility course until lvl 20, then moved on to the brimhaven one. Not the fastest exp, but it doesnt have the monotony that the others do. I'm probably gonna stay there for quite a while (that is, when I decide to train agility).

Another skeleton examine is "he looks relaxed." Keep your eyes open for a thread created by me titled "Welcome to Runescape" -- here's a preview of what it contains: *Your chat screen when you first log in.* Welcome to RuneScape. I shudder to think what has happened here. (the examine from the altar slab in zammy temple in Varrock)

Quite the contrary for me, I don't have much patience for the vague hints that are given in the quest journal :evil: . jk, I play because RS lets me do anything (well, most anything) I feel like doing at the time, instead of following a set course and plot like other games. It's a lot like life in that regard....

I can confirm that there is a game online that tests your reflexes, though I don't still have to link.

If your p2p, axe hut I'd like to indicate that this is in the wild, so be careful. (I won't pk you, but other ppl might!)

Here's Leester's guide to barrows. It's probably the best for you to use at your level.

Just merchant coal or yews or something.

Leave it open, close it, doesnt really matter. As long as you don't search it before killing him, it wont make a difference. And like what has been said before, it's better to use the safespots shown here (or somewhere shortly below) than to waste prayer pots and fight toe-to-toe.

Try the Stronghold of Security. I know it's f2p, but at your lvl, it's probably the best place to train. I think the most popular monster is the spiders, and there's lots of them around so you don't have to hunt for them. Once you're are 60 or so, go do some slayer until you can kill harpie bug swarms. Then go to town. I got 4 attack lvls (56-60) in 2 weekdays there (about 4-5 hours). Once you've got 60 attack, it's up to you. Seeing as how your other cb lvls are pretty low, I'd stay there and try training defence next. If harpie bug swarms are good for you, then pm me and I'll join you for an hour or so to chat and relieve the boredom (plus, I need some relief from the frustration of quests and poorly written quest guides :evil: ).

All right, 3 pages! =D> Let's keep 'em coming! (some of these are really funny!)

I think i'm the opposite :uhh: I make cash so i can spend it on skills lol. I can make the cash faster then i can get the resources so i just make the cash and buy the stuff i need. And this is the exchange that keeps the RS economy on its feet -- the ppl that generate resources and the ppl that buy 'em. Then the ppl that buy 'em sell them to ppl who alch 'em, and the ppl who alch 'em regenerate the money they spent to buy 'em. And around and around it goes....

Your best bet is just do whatever got you the money you have now. I'd say merchant coal or iron. Or if you want to get some lvls while merchanting, buy coal and iron and make steel bars. Then sell for a profit.

No problem. I never mind taking the time to help somebody out if I can, since I know they would do the same in my position.

Barrows, Slayer Tower, Ectofungus... Sure. A couple things.

Try the bestiary, here for starters.

You first have to beat Priest in Peril. That'll let you go through the portal below the monastery. Just walk East from Varrock. I'd give you a pic but I can't save stuff on this computer :(

Definitely steel. As you can see, its more exp, plus the quicker mining of iron over mith is going to cut down on time a bunch. Then you can 1. sell the bars; 2. Make cannonballs and sell; 3. Make plates and alch.

My personal favorite was the shark we dissected. That was really cool, especially telling it that the operation wasn't covered by its HMO :twisted:

OK, it's been moved to off-topic now. Any more good phrases?

Oh. I havent done barrows yet. But I probably wont get it any higher than I need to break even on mind and death runes.

Define "luck." Actually the kill count doesnt increase your chances of getting a barrows item; it just increases the number of bolt racks, runes, and gp you get from the chest.

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Cake stall in ardougne is the way to go. Its really fast, plus lots of other ppl there, so you dont get seen by guards a lot. And if you bank the cakes like me, then you can use them for later thieving food (like for master farmers or guards).