L-O-L, nice one.

I was looking foward to the cabbage update..but then I realized... :cry:

If they did come out with this update I would definitely get my Mage up, just for the novelty of the Cabbage-Speak and the other stuff. The one about Melzar's Cabbage Patch being more dark (In a dangerous and metaphorical way, lol) made me laugh big time. And Locate Cabbage would be an awesome spell. :pray: I pray for this update

I think this might be the best 1st of April ever, I see people everywhere looking for the event, there's a ton of people at the patch. Though this frigging Leetspeak filter's driving me nuts!

Wow, that was so funny hahaha. It would be even more funny if it came true :).

 

 

 

Man I want to be a cabbage!

I hope its not a joke! I want to fight that level 11 Cabbage Prime! Cabbage armor sounds awesome, I bet its better that most barrows sets. I'm already prepping for the quest. I've bought a lot of sharks, super sets, and a full set of Torags and Guthans. :thumbsup:

These updates sound great! They are a bit weird but it will be fun to have *s look like cabbages! I can't wait for that dungeon with multiple levels of pure cabbage fun.

ever heard of April fools? rants maybe and you take things waaaay too seriously dude

what an idiot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyway, I realized it was a joke after the laser cabbage thing, funny stuff :lol: also notice "behind the scenes april 1st", if I would have noticed that earlier I would have guessed it was a joke much sooner. The only update on there that may not be a joke is the easter event.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i looked and it said in april 31s we will turn you all into cabbage

 

 

 

then i thought wow.. ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You do realize..

 

 

 

that after April 30s, the next day will be the first of May right?

GF, first of April maybe?? :lol:

i have to admit i seriously thought it was real :oops: , untill the cabbage rune part then i laughed at myself :lol:

I think this is the funniest update Jagex has ever done, and it leaves us wondering what the updates WILL ACTUALLY BE as I don't think they will have anything to do with cabbage. New spells? runecrafting update? new monster? we'll just have to wait and see now =P~

go on the forums and look at the replies to it in "news & announcements"

 

 

 

some people are actually fooled and are yelling at jagex for a stupid update :lol:

go on teh forums and look at teh replies to it in "news & announcements"

 

 

 

sum people are actually fooled and are yelling at jagex 4 a stupid update :lawl:

sum people are 10 year old idiots :lol:

 

go on teh forums and look at teh replies to it in "news & announcements"

 

 

 

sum people are actually fooled and are yelling at jagex 4 a stupid update :lawl:

sum people are 10 year old idiots :lawl:

 

 

 

i think jagex made this as a trap to fool all people under 13 into making a thread yelling at them, so they can ban them for not being 13 :XD:

What would be even more funny, would be that they actually released all those updates :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I agree that would be awesome

cabbage runes coming out in 2014!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this is stupid...

The joke was a bit obvious lol, it said in some parts some inordinry things..like (coming in 2014) and such..pretty wierd and funny. Please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Nice joke tif. lol..bad grammar please! hahaha.. :XD:

If only the cabbage updates were real :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why does it keep changing t.h.e into teh? I hate people who say teh insead of t.h.e

Lol it isn't as great as the one on AQ (still I didn't fall for it)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They said that the biggest event in their history was happening and I knew it was an aprilfool

Wheat is the new cabbage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love that JaGeX recognizes the OoC in such ways. : )

dude i forgot what htey did last year for april fools.. diddnt they say they had dragon plates but you talk to diango and you get a spinning plate with a dragon on it.. adn 2 years ago they said there coming out with horses and you get a toy horse

i thought of a grate spell for cabage runes and its a suming spell to any ways

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sumins a noob to follow the target for 1 week of playing time the noob begs scams sweres wines and wont shut up for the intire week he cant die can tele any wher you go and cant be ignored cost 100k 1 cabbage rune

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

id love the spell on. topic i was sad when i saw we wont get cabbage stuff lol.

Cabbage summoning to annoy noobs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Using the cabbage rune, you summon what looks like a green partyhat onto a noob. He see's it go to his head, and he goes crazy. But when the hat reaches his head, it melts into a cabbage that falls off his head and explodes at this feet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: