June 6, 200719 yr http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=663219 This new one could get interesting. Last.fm Signature Overlays
June 6, 200719 yr People need to cheer up, if you have serious problems, see a PROFESSIONAL or please, for the love of us all, do take that long walk off the nearest and shortest pier avaliable.
June 6, 200719 yr People need to cheer up, if you have serious problems, see a PROFESSIONAL or please, for the love of us all, do take that long walk off the nearest and shortest pier avaliable. I got an idea. Perform a self-excorcism. It's easy. :lol: What you do is lock yourself in a room and crank the most rancid, brutal heavy metal you can find. Head bang and scream all the negativity out. :twisted: But a serious message you could take out this is vent into something creative. My god how well that's worked for me.
June 6, 200719 yr IMG Haha, great pic! :lol: Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore!
June 6, 200719 yr It can be a depressing place her in OT, but the stuff they describe is really happenin', and ignorin' 'em wouldn't solve it. As for the "Aww, my life is horrible!!!" threads, that fact that you have a computer to write the thread on, shows that your life is better than half the world's. Stop crying.
June 6, 200719 yr Ah, my mom just did the dirtiest thing. She gave this really long and loud fart, and after a few seconds she said "oh, it smells like camembert"Seriously, what I would give for my mum to be like that. I get an arseholeing everytime i fart with someone around. In fact i'm gonna make a thread about how opressed i am at not being able to fart peacefully. :-k :P Dude, I'm not even allowed to eat with my hands. Regardless of the food. Parents suck. :lol:
June 6, 200719 yr You think they have problems?! I haven't chucked a crap in 2 weeks and it feels like a semi trailer trying to come out of my behind! Now lets see who's better off!
June 6, 200719 yr You think they have problems?! I haven't chucked a crap in 2 weeks and it feels like a semi trailer trying to come out of my behind! Now lets see who's better off! Eat some fruit :-s
June 6, 200719 yr You think they have problems?! I haven't chucked a crap in 2 weeks and it feels like a semi trailer trying to come out of my behind! Now lets see who's better off! Eat some fruit :-s Bananas always seem to help me out. I ate around six one day fairly quickly, it was like artificially inducing diarrhea.
June 6, 200719 yr Author Thanks guys. We've gone from a depressing threads to advice how to crap. awesome hi-jack! :shock:
June 6, 200719 yr Or you take take a leaf out of the Jackass book and perform a beer enima, I'm sure that will pop that truck out.
June 6, 200719 yr You think they have problems?! I haven't chucked a crap in 2 weeks and it feels like a semi trailer trying to come out of my behind! Now lets see who's better off! Eat some fruit :-s Bananas always seem to help me out. I ate around six one day fairly quickly, it was like artificially inducing diarrhea. Have you ever eaten a banana covered in Olvaltine mix (or any other chocolate dust kinda substance)? It's delicious! :mrgreen:
June 7, 200719 yr You think they have problems?! I haven't chucked a crap in 2 weeks and it feels like a semi trailer trying to come out of my behind! Now lets see who's better off! Eat some fruit :-s Bananas always seem to help me out. I ate around six one day fairly quickly, it was like artificially inducing diarrhea. Have you ever eaten a banana covered in Olvaltine mix (or any other chocolate dust kinda substance)? It's delicious! :mrgreen: That is pure genius. No way I am ever eating a banana without doing that again. (bananas with peanut butter are good :P )
June 7, 200719 yr How am I not in this conversation! Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King....
June 7, 200719 yr Thanks guys. We've gone from a depressing threads to advice how to crap. awesome hi-jack! :shock: I believe they call it a fecal hi-jack Metal fans, check out my band!Still the King....
June 7, 200719 yr I've heard that if you eat 5 bananas consecutively, your bowels explode, due to the potassium overload, and you poo yourself. True? This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
June 7, 200719 yr Author I've heard that if you eat 5 bananas consecutively, your bowels explode, due to the potassium overload, and you poo yourself. True? Any takers to test this? :-k
June 7, 200719 yr I've heard that if you eat 5 bananas consecutively, your bowels explode, due to the potassium overload, and you poo yourself. True? Any takers to test this? :-k I don't dare back down from this challenge. Tommarrow, I am SO going to buy some bananas. This ought to be bloody awesome ( hopefully not literally). :uhh: I just hope I can get to the store...i'm running some pretty important [cabbage] atm. : |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i
June 7, 200719 yr I've heard that if you eat 5 bananas consecutively, your bowels explode, due to the potassium overload, and you poo yourself. True? I ate those 6 over about an hour period. I guess that's one about every ten minutes. I never had any problems except for the aforementioned explosive diarrhea.
June 7, 200719 yr Try eating 50 eggs, in an hour. :) Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore!
June 7, 200719 yr Wow my comment really turned out to be a high-jack. :lol: By the way thanks for all the advise so far on how to have a cr ap but to be honest it was a joke originally. My fibre intake is definitely sufficient. :wink: :P
June 7, 200719 yr Try eating 50 eggs, in an hour. :) :shock: Overdose of cholesterol much? Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(.
June 7, 200719 yr Yeah, I noticed that too. It must be my fault. What a depressing thought. I think I'll go start a thread... *starts thread: BOOHOO LIFE SUCKS* WAAAH!
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