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Ever watched a movie and thought "That can't happen! Grrrr". lol

 

 

 

What's your favourte/hated impossible movie moments?

 

 

 

* The Core - setting off nukes to restart the Earth's core. How did that get past the funding board?

 

 

 

* Independence Day - infecting the alien mothership with a virus... good thing they were using Windows 95 eh?

 

 

 

* Madagascar - talking penguins... come on! ;) ;) ;)

 

 

 

* Wild Wild West - giant mechanical spider in early-industrial America?

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Place a beating heart in the chest.

 

 

 

Get stuck in an endless cycle of going ten minutes into the past.

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Transporter 2 - Sees bomb on underside of car, drives fast, launches off a ramp rolling the car upside down in mid-air towards a hook hanging off a crane and scrapes the bomb off right before it explodes!

 

 

 

Mission Impossible (2?) - While riding on motorcycle, hits front brakes to get bike in "reverse-wheelie" (we always called em "indos"), spins bike while still in "indo" all the while firing 2 uzi's (and of course shooting accurately).

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Transporter 2 - Sees bomb on underside of car, drives fast, launches off a ramp rolling the car upside down in mid-air towards a hook hanging off a crane and scrapes the bomb off right before it explodes!

 

 

 

 

OMG, I nearly fell out of the chair with that one... I laughed so hard. Didn't he spot it in the reflection of a puddle or something? lol Thank god that crane was there and some thoughtful person had stacked the crates up just so...

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Transporter 2 - Sees bomb on underside of car, drives fast, launches off a ramp rolling the car upside down in mid-air towards a hook hanging off a crane and scrapes the bomb off right before it explodes!

 

 

 

 

OMG, I nearly fell out of the chair with that one... I laughed so hard. Didn't he spot it in the reflection of a puddle or something? lol Thank god that crane was there and some thoughtful person had stacked the crates up just so...

 

 

 

Exactly...saw reflection in puddle...movie is absolutely horrible. There was also the scene where he jumps the car from one building to another (the 2nd is under construction or something). The car just happens to land on one of the floors rather than slamming into a column or the side of the floor slab...like he planned to land exactly where he did.

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Phil Plait sometimes writes about bad astronomy in films and there a website somewhere which analyses all the bad science and stuff but i don't remember the url lol

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Macgyver definately. No other answers here needed :P

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There's no way those mother****ing snakes could survive in the cargo hold of that mother****ing plane. It's too mother****ing cold!

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Spiderman 1,2,3 - Oh come on, if there was a spider infected radioactively, it would die. Also, if it bit someone, that person would not become part-spider, or gain spider-like abilities, they would probably die as well.

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I just saw 28 Weeks Later the other week and the whole scene where the helicopter chopped up dozens of zombies with it's blades was ridiculous. I understand suspension of disbelief but that was just laughable.

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Any scene in any film where a single bullet hits some kind of oil drum or gas tank and there's a huge explosion.

 

 

 

Or a helicopter or car crashes at fairly average speeds and it explodes, spectacularly. I remember that kind of thing being parodied well in a Simpson's episode.

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Men In Black:

 

 

 

the part at the end where the old guy gets swallowed by the huge bug to get his gun back that the bug swallowed. He just swims through the body inside without getting burned by acid or whatever the hell would be in an alien bug, that looked pretty lame to me, but hey it's entertaining.

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Happy Feet.

 

At the end when all the scientists see them dancing. "I think they are trying to tell us something, stop taking away their food!"

 

Like dancing penguins can portray a message like that.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, that whole movie is impossible :P

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any bond film <.<
To what extent? They're mostly all believable plots, just some of the gadgets are a bit over kill. Although they play a role for like half a minute of screen time for most of them :-k
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any bond film <.<
To what extent? They're mostly all believable plots, just some of the gadgets are a bit over kill. Although they play a role for like half a minute of screen time for most of them :-k

 

 

 

Well Casino Royale, jumping from one crane to another seems unbeliveable, (they were cranes, right?)

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any bond film <.<
To what extent? They're mostly all believable plots, just some of the gadgets are a bit over kill. Although they play a role for like half a minute of screen time for most of them :-k

 

 

 

The fact that Bond has never really been scathed out of killing hundreds of men that appear to die with a single shot, he never makes any mistakes either.

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he never makes any mistakes either.
He lost the game of poker in casino royale

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any bond film <.<
To what extent? They're mostly all believable plots, just some of the gadgets are a bit over kill. Although they play a role for like half a minute of screen time for most of them :-k

 

 

 

Well Casino Royale, jumping from one crane to another seems unbeliveable, (they were cranes, right?)

 

 

 

That is very possible though. Actually, stunt men probably did do it. They probably had a rope and safety harness that was edited out, but they still made the jump.

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Bad boys II, when the boat is simply hit by a car, then explodes as though a nuclear power plant would

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But the soundtrack lives on in the lives of legends.

 

 

 

OH yea baby! Wicky wild wild , wicky wicky wild! 8-) I remember running around school yelling that. :P

 

 

 

I loved the video clip as well.

 

 

 

Wow. I see the low rating of the movie at IMDB now. Injustice! The movie is a lot of fun!

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