What sort of strange questions do people ask you ingame?

 

 

 

I have a couple:

 

 

 

"do you have 99 slayer?" (I"m wearing my slayer cape)

 

 

 

"How long did 99 Range take you?" (I get lots of "!!???!" when I say a few years, but who honestly goes from level 3 to 99 all at once?)

 

 

 

"How long will 85 Slayer take me?" (Like I would honestly know how much xp you'll get per hour, what assignments you will get, and how many hours a day you play :oops: )

 

 

 

Do you have any amusing/impossible to answer questions that you have been asked before? Please share with me :)

well, this doesn't happen to me but here goes

 

 

 

noob:fishing lvl?

 

guy wearing fishing cape:isn't it obvious?

 

noob: i'm not looking in the high scores noob!

 

 

 

 

 

a funny one that happens to me is

 

 

 

random person:wc lvl?

 

me:76

 

random person:yeah right

 

me:look in highscores

 

random person:get a life nerd.

Someone said this to me once:

 

 

 

Guy: Can you craft me a full black d'hide set? (He saw my stats in highscores)

 

Me: Sure, give me the hides and I will

 

Guy: (After about 1 minutes pause) So where's my set?

 

Me: You haven't given me the hides...

 

Guy: OMG you scammed me now I'm reporting you!

 

 

 

The strange thing is that that's happened 3 or 4 times...

 

 

 

Believe me, I didn't take their hides.

I got one.

 

 

 

"Why is this in general p2p?"

I got one.

 

 

 

"Why is this in general p2p?"

 

 

 

are you asking it?

I got one.

 

 

 

"Why is this in general p2p?"

 

 

 

are you asking it?

 

 

 

-.-

I got one.

 

 

 

"Why is this in general p2p?"

 

 

 

are you asking it?

 

 

 

-.-

 

 

 

haven't you heard of sarcasm?

"What combat level am I?"

 

 

 

"3m0t3 pl0x?!"

 

 

 

-.-

why have i got a - near my name?

 

 

 

can i still die at wilderness?( i laughed at that one)

 

 

 

how do i trim my armour?( gosh, that one never gets boring)

Oh yeah:

 

 

 

"How do I eat food?"

 

 

 

"What is that bar over my head?"

 

 

 

"Can you die in this game?"

 

 

 

"Why did you choose *randomname* for your username? I don't like it."

 

 

 

#-o

question one: will you be my gf

 

question two: why are you a noob using dlong

Someone asked me where Runehq was in runescape.

Someone asked me where Runehq was in runescape.

 

 

 

ROFL. :XD: :XD:

Seriouly this happens all the time...

 

Generic fisher 1: fishing lvl?

 

A few seconds later

 

Generic fisher 2: fishing lvl?

 

Its really stupid :?

 

EDIT: It happens all the time... in catherby.

"How do you know where it is?" (alching in the MTA, I'm pro at it so I always know where everything is)

are you a noob :?

Guy: Are you a nerd?

 

Me: What?

 

Guy Are you a nerd?

 

Me: No... i dont play that often

 

Guy: Your lieing you are a nerd thats why ur level 97

 

 

 

Note: He was level 92...

noob- how do you have 1100 total lvl with only 3.2 mill exp?

 

 

 

me- im lazy

 

 

 

noob- youve been playing for 2 years and you dont even have a 70?

 

 

 

me- im lazy and i got hacked

 

 

 

noob- im reporting you

 

 

 

me- um why?

 

 

 

noob- for insulting me

 

 

 

me- um how?

 

 

 

noob- for being sarcastic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

really happened about 5 minutes ago, i think i ran into a english teachers spoiled kid.

 

 

 

btw, i am to lazy

I've had some weird ones, but the dumb ones are in the sort of 'what skillcape are you wearing'. When you can clearly see the paragraph sign on the back of the cape.

 

I agree with you though, the 'how long did it take to get that 99' questions are getting kind of lame.

"Are you a girl?"

 

 

 

:uhh:

I also had that one what you posted on your topic.. "Whats your hp lvl?" - Wearing my HP cape :\

 

 

 

Another stupid.. Very often asked question: Can i have something? (NOT, If you are asking for few gps or some other less valuable items, but if you are standing on slayer tower asking for free whips, Then yes!)

while ranging lessers on crandor...

 

lvl 93: are you gai?

 

me: uh, no...why?

 

lvl 93: your name, gil-for-men

 

me: its elvish...give me a break

 

lvl 93: ooooh lol

 

 

 

>_>

 

 

 

then another guy asked if my name was 'gillette for men'

 

 

 

i HATE it when people take my name wrong

A couple I've been asked recently :

 

 

 

Where is Lumby? - by a level 110 player (obviously PC noob :lol:

 

 

 

Where is Varrock? - when standing in Varrock main square

"Who can paint my armor with gold?"

 

 

 

*few seconds later*

 

 

 

"ffs, who can paint my armor wit gold?"

 

 

 

*walks away*

 

 

 

#-o

"Will you be my master, baby?" :shock: :uhh:

 

I logged shortly after that.