BlackDawn Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 nice guys =D> i wish i had some stories :( That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Some weird guy walked up to me Him: Can u lick my ballz plz. Me: * Reports for offensive language, but does not tell him.* Him: Plz? Me: No. Him: Can u be my gf plz (I'm a boy....) Me: * Is totally freaked out, and does sentence 2 again) Me: *logs out* I have never seen someone so disgusting before... :ohnoes: :uhh: -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchdreams Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Complete stranger: 'Dutch, do you like pillows?' 'Dutch, do you have a main?' - *points to sig* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhaloguy Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 He was aroudn 60-70 im 98 at the time :D Noob:hey Me:Hey? Noob:fletching lvl? Me wearing fletching cape :99?? Noob: emote plz Me:k I Do the emote Noob :you hunting me hunting :Dur noob: asked for some random lvl (dont rember) Me: told him noob ran and said :noob lol If you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilo Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 ******: You've been a member. Kilo: Really? didn't notice ******:yea, check the highscores (long pause) ******:have you checked the high scores yet? -.- Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meb Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 "Are you here for slayer?" - No, I wear the black mask for its great defence bonuses. "Do you like Agility?" (NOBODY likes agility) "Are you crafting death runes?" - No, just running to the death altar to teleport there again to Edgevill. Retired 2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy93 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Noob: Hi. Me: Hi. Noob: Can I scam you plz? Or this one, I'll put in small print: Noob: Hey. Me: He. Noob: You wanna be lesby with me? :shame: http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite ... r=Smithy93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakka102 Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 I always found it odd when people asked me about leading DS and congratulating me on winning wars with DS...then I found out they were lead by im da trixta...ive been mistaken for him at least 300 timesApparently there is also some pker with the name Wakka or something similar to it because when I spent months in the tower killing abyssal demons a long time ago I got constant remarks of "I saw you in the wild" or "you're a great pker" or "you killed me in the wild narb!" And I havent been pking since classic (And even then I only pked an addy 2h :wall: ). "Are you here for slayer?" - No, I wear the black mask for its great defence bonuses. "Do you like Agility?" (NOBODY likes agility) "Are you crafting death runes?" - No, just running to the death altar to teleport there again to Edgevill.Says who? (looks at signature) very nice guys, alot of htese made me laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rareghoul1 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Or this one, I'll put in small print: Noob: Hey. Me: He. Noob: You wanna be lesby with me? :shame: :shock: good lord, that's just sick. was it a guy? :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yugun Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 how did u get muted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshadow Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Well, here is my story. It is a tad bit long though, so I put it in hide tags [hide=Watch out, this is long]Guy:Hi, fsh lvl Me: My fishing level is 66. Guy: Kool my lvl 41 Guy: y arnt u fshn lbvstorz Me: What? Guy: y rnt u fshn lbstorz! Me: Why am I not fishing lobsters? Guy: Durr u n00b Me: Because fishing Trout and Salmon is faster experience. Guy: so lbstrz r mor gp o u kan meak gp instd of bggn fr mney ch00b Guy:I have 100million gp dud u noob Me: I don't beg for money. Guy: yea u wer ch00blet Me: >.> Guy: Yea dat reight whitiee Guy: u kno y u r a n00b???????????????????????????????? Me: I am interested in your opinion. Guy: im a membr n ur sum st000pid f2p loozer Guy: tipn leik dis meks u lok smrtr Me: I would love to know your definition of smart. Guy: Dud whr did u get dat staff Me: It is a skull sceptre, you get it from killing monsters in the SoS and collecting the parts that they drop. You will get all four parts and then join them together to make this sceptre. Guy: Y u tlk funne Me: I am typing, not talking ;) Guy: Smrt *** Guy: **** (Tries to bypass the filter way to many times) Guy:Mg! y dos dis stoopid fltr keep blkin out my ******* wrds Me: Maybe because they are inappropriate for this game? Guy: Sht up n00b Guy: u hav full cam0 u mst b rch Guy: can i hav sum muny pl0x? Guy: I am so por, I only have 10k in bnk Guy: I gt hckd Me: I worked very hard for this money, it would be quite difficult for me to part with it for nothing in return. Guy: u shld giv it 2 me bcuz my main iz zezima Me: Really? Guy: Yah, and i m a membr and u sum f2p noob Guy: Membrs r smrtr dan f2p n00bs leik u Guy: I m membr i r smrtr den u Me: Right... I put him on my ignore list after this.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 This just happend to me at least 5mins ago [hide=long ok] Me:*Walks around varrock trying to finish clue scroll* Lv50:OMG you cheater Me:Why Lv50:Because you have a glory on you and a gmaul Me:soooo....... Lv50:A noob like you cant have that much money Me:actually the glory was a gift Me:and the maul i bought it with my own money Lv50:MONEY YOU GET FROM BOTS!!!! Me:uh no i just got from 3 hours of doin the air run Lv50:Reported for Macroing Me:ok???? Me:*continue to Barb village to kill a barb for a key for clue* Lv50:*Folows* Me:can i help you again? Lv50:How much money you have right now in bank Me:Around 50k Lv50:Noob! I have 100k Me:*Continues to go to barb village he follows* Me:*Tles to varrock after killing barb*[/hide] Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rareghoul1 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 This just happend to me at least 5mins ago [hide=long ok] Me:*Walks around varrock trying to finish clue scroll* Lv50:OMG you cheater Me:Why Lv50:Because you have a glory on you and a gmaul Me:soooo....... Lv50:A noob like you cant have that much money Me:actually the glory was a gift Me:and the maul i bought it with my own money Lv50:MONEY YOU GET FROM BOTS!!!! Me:uh no i just got from 3 hours of doin the air run Lv50:Reported for Macroing Me:ok???? Me:*continue to Barb village to kill a barb for a key for clue* Lv50:*Folows* Me:can i help you again? Lv50:How much money you have right now in bank Me:Around 50k Lv50:Noob! I have 100k Me:*Continues to go to barb village he follows* Me:*Tles to varrock after killing barb*[/hide] here's my response [hide] wow that guy was completely idiotic, he contradicted himself and thinks that a g maul and a glory is a lot of stuff. wow.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Fox Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 asking for my attack lvl when im wearing the cape. :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke_slayer Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 i got a ton guy: *asks some nooby question through pm* me: *ignores* guy: Ok I understand you modulators must be very busy guy: how do you become a modem guy: whats that crown/glove/house/etc. next to your name me: *is slaying abyssal demons* guy: can i have a whip plz me: sure me: is 1,55mil ok ? guy: *walks away*/noob/scammer/etc. guy: can you take me to (some far away place) me: no guy: noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guthix_Girl Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 this one was sort of funny random person="Where is the monster guild?" me= "What?" random person=" Seriouslly.. your a high level.. you've got to know where the monster guild is!" me= "there IS NO MONSTER GUILD!" random person="www..whaa..at? that can't be true. I don't believe you." me= "whatever :lol: " seriously that actually happened. it was so funny. Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzuh Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I got one. "Why is this in general p2p?" Maybe because it's a general question? Currently not active on RuneScape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicxsoldier Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 After standing in lumby for a minute..(p- mod) How u become modurater/modulator/mode/J mod Also, people assume that i know everything there is in runescape, so the get ticked off at me when i don't know something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke_slayer Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 After standing in lumby for a minute..(p- mod) How u become modurater/modulator/mode/J mod Also, people assume that i know everything there is in runescape, so the get ticked off at me when i don't know something.. that remids me, i once got a pm that went something like "are you a mediator" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bard_Bow_Man Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 random person: have you done desert treasure (I'm wearing quest cape) me: duh... We tried using an abyssal whip to 'suggest' they work faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewagold2 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Lev 20: GIMMI fREE stuf PL0X I got scammed 11 times! Me: Why did you get scammed so much? Lev 20: CUZ the leevel 400 haXXors wunnid mi ca$h Me: Mmmkay then...(backs up slowly) ^Clicky for Q Cape Blog^MY SIGGIE AND BANNER SHOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy93 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Or this one, I'll put in small print: Noob: Hey. Me: He. Noob: You wanna be lesby with me? :shame: :shock: good lord, that's just sick. was it a guy? :XD: I'm a guy and so was he. http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite ... r=Smithy93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lchaosl Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 points at sig The guy was asking me how to use weapon poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firsttsurugi Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 here's the most common one among the newbies which i used to ask until my friend taught me where my lvl was. "what's my combat lvl?" newbies ask that before they realise that it's in the attack style thing. Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4gma Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 here's the most common one among the newbies which i used to ask until my friend taught me where my lvl was. "what's my combat lvl?" newbies ask that before they realise that it's in the attack style thing. HAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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