ROBOSRUS Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Why would a mom be watching her 13 year old son go to the toilet :uhh: Not potty trained, eh? Anyway, did your problems flush away yet? Get it? Flush away! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works. Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/ I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that. That's the second time that a Tip.It post made me crack up in RL! :lol: The same thing happened to me, only I was able to make it all go into the toilet. :D I envy you... :evil: Picture this: Some thirteen year old kid sitting in the bathroom trying to wipe up a whole crap load of bananas that were forcefully expelled from his body while his mom stares in a mixture of confusion and fear. Lol dude. :P Did you feel refreshed after your little bowel movement? Haha. Sorry mate, that's just too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 ahahahahaahahahaaha! those last few posts made my crack up irl!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guthix_Girl Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 eat raisins.. not as explosive as bananas but still gets results :wink: :lol: Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Why would a mom be watching her 13 year old son go to the toilet :uhh: She just got home and saw me open the door to get a few towels. Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Go eat a couple of apples. I eat about 5 green apples a day and poop a lot... Lol. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 ahahahahaahahahaaha! those last few posts made my crack up irl!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: XD Same here. Especially the 13 year old and their mom thing.XD It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 here he sits brokenhearted tried to poo but only farted I love you :lol: :lol: :lol: Do you ever eat fruit? You'll never crap if you don't eat fruit (fiber) Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 here he sits brokenhearted tried to poo but only farted I love you :lol: :lol: :lol: Do you ever eat fruit? You'll never crap if you don't eat fruit (fiber) Those posts were funny :lol: That little poem I first heard scribbled on a bathroom stall at a waterpark. It had a little more...profanity though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordanGM Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Well, it is kind of hilarious, in a way. I believe we just a had a thread about taking [cabbage] not too long ago. That wasn't what the thread was of course, until we hijacked it. Anyways, my advice was fruit. Eat about 2 bananas, an apple, an orange, and two other assorted pieces of fruit in an hour period. That should take care of the [cabbage] problem. Yeaaah man! Dried up fruits are the best for taking a [cabbage]. Try raisins, cranberrys and other dried up stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambassadar Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 One BIG thing to remember if you are going to eat tons of fiber is make sure to drink a lot of water. If you don't all that fiber will make your poo turn into a brick. Not fun my friend... not fun... If you get enough fiber and water then everything is smooooooth sailing. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashi Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 You're on the internet ... you have every unlimited resource literally at your fingertips, every piece of information you could ever want only a click away ... And you ask Tip.It. I guess we should be flattered. Anyway, if you want fiber you should try ... [hide][/hide] My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted June 26, 2007 Author Share Posted June 26, 2007 It's over for me... I am running out of options, prune juice, fiber, fruits, koolaid, phospho-soda, even large amounts of water, all has failed me. I now only see getting examined and taking my own life as last options. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 It's over for me... I am running out of options, prune juice, fiber, fruits, koolaid, phospho-soda, even large amounts of water, all has failed me. I now only see getting examined and taking my own life as last options. Can I have your room? Sorry had to say it, right kill yourself because you can't take a [cabbage]... Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 It's over for me... I am running out of options, prune juice, fiber, fruits, koolaid, phospho-soda, even large amounts of water, all has failed me. I now only see getting examined and taking my own life as last options. Can I have your room? Sorry had to say it, right kill yourself because you can't take a [cabbage]... Somebody's sarcasm detector is broken. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartless619 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 yea Some magnesium will help you alot IGNORE THESE FOUR WORDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Did you try an enema? Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aresgodowar Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Did you try an enema? stole the words right out of my..uh..[Waggon] \ Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. George S. Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked... I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked...You mind if I siggie that? Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sour_tacos Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Eat some whole grain bread. And if you eat alot of cheese, stop it. Cheese makes you constipated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked... I had to take one when I was little, I don't remember it, but is sure does seem awkward, but hey, whatever you had up there came out! Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 Alright, nvmd the last above post of mine, i used an enema, kinda... "akward"... but yeah, it worked...You mind if I siggie that? siggie away :lol: I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambassadar Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Ode to the Poo There once was a man named ultima ninety two That had to take a massive poo He was at a loss "Oh what to do?" He squeezed and worked and tensed and fought But after days it seemed all for naught Despair and lament were all he had with but one last hope to make him glad An enema he heard them say Would this be his lucky day? He still stayed stuck in his rut until they stuck a tube right up his butt Oh he did tense but they gave him a sucker But that didn't keep his rear from going a pucker The water pumped and filled his colon And he rejoiced for the poo did start a rollin' It jiggled it loose, the poop was free and Ultima stood and screamed Yippee!! Sit down young man, contain your glee! Else the tube fall out and splatter me! He sat and gave a sigh of relief For that was the end of all his grief. We reach the twilight of this funny thread I'm glad to say that he isn't dead. The times were tough and the poo did smell And thus so ends this epic tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Fiber and prune juice that makes me go like crazy Or bubblegum Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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