haha13254 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I've decided to make my second topic one in which you tell us your favourite movie lines or TV show lines one of my favourite lines is in the credits of over the hedge when hammy says, "I've had dirt' don't like dirt, it tastes like DIRT!" So post away with your favourite funny movie and TV lines from your favourite shows like 'Mr Bean' or 'garfield 2' so post away! \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Does it have to be funny? I sometimes find serious movie lines great. Anyway here's my favorite from Bad Boys II, I replaced the F word with hell since I don't like bleep. Martin Lawrence: (or was it Will Smith?) I'm not angry. Random woman: You are angry, just say, I'm angry and that's ok. Martin Lawrence: (again, was it Will Smith?) I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Random woman: Yes, you know exactly what the hell I'm talking about. I found that hilarious. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haha13254 Posted July 8, 2007 Author Share Posted July 8, 2007 Yea it's ok, it dosen't have to be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 "I have nipples can you milk me?" Guess what that's from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentBlond Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 ^^^wtf!? BUT why is the RUM gone?? JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 "Enough is enough. I've had it with these *some random background noise to censor the word.* on this *another random background voice* plane." From, well, can you guess? I'll give you two days, I will reveal where it's really from on July eleventh. (that is IF I get the time on Net Caf̮̩̉̉ as I'm going on a vocation.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadedragon Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 ha ha! thats easy!! Snakes on a Plane! now lets see...."I'm not a baby, I am a man! I am an Anchorman! You're just a woman with a small brain! A brain 1/3 the size of ours. It's science" Ron Burgandy, of Anchorman, with suits so fine, they make Sinatra look like a hobo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elferin Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Great show... I love the big fight scene Bryon Fantana "Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?" Brick "I don't know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 "I have nipples can you milk me?" Guess what that's from. Erm.. Date Movie, or Meet the Parents. Or both. Guess what movie these are from: (second time these 2 meet) St̮̩̉̉phanie(female): I have big hands. Stephane(male): That means you have a large penis. Stephane: [embarrassed] ... That was inappropriate... Stephane: I like your b*obs. They're very friendly and unpretentious. Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand. St̮̩̉̉phanie: I don't have a penis. Stephane: But you have a left hand. St̮̩̉̉phanie: How's is your hand? Stephane: It started to smell like a foot. St̮̩̉̉phanie: Its a good sign. By the way, kudos to anyone who has seen this movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuperkid Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 "We need more monkeys!"-Rex -Toy Story Sea Monkey Salute!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I cant remember the name on the woman, but its one of the funniest lines i've ever heard.... Woman: .....So i became Beliemic. *GASPS!!!! then small pause." Hansel: ....You... you could read minds?! Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Shahdie Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I love the old 007 Bond films so this one always gets me :thumbsup:: Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! ~Retired 13-July-2010~Thanks for the great memories folks :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I cant remember the name on the woman, but its one of the funniest lines i've ever heard.... Woman: .....So i became Beliemic. *GASPS!!!! then small pause." Hansel: ....You... you could read minds?! Zoolander FTW! Lol I forgot her name too. This one is easy. DH: Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
occ51 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? *no one's raising a hand, then Jack the Monkey raises his hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubahman Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 From zoolander. Hilarious movie. This has shown that anybody can die in a freak gasoline fight accident Guess which one this is from (No online searching!) Narrator: Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills. Pvt. Joe Bowers: [talking to the prison guard] Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in... Prison Guard #2: [hits Joe on the back of the head] You're supposed to be in that line, dumb***! [he points to the door] Prison Guard #2: Hey, guys, let this dumb*** out! And... Brawndo! It's got eletrolytes! 99/99 Cooking. 1500+ total level. 96+ Combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olbritishchap Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 "i eat crap like you for breakfast" "you eat crap for breakfast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Erderik Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 "Surely, you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Sherly." -Airplane! "You ever been into a Wal-mart after 2 AM? It becomes Monty Python's house-of-the-funny-walks." -Said by Larry the cableguy, forgot what show. "Bring out yer dead! *Ding*" -Monty Python: Quest for the holy grail. "It's just a flesh wound!" -Monty Python: Quest for the holy grail. Veni Vidi ViciI came, I saw, I conquered.Hail to the wiki! For all your information needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosshair2 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Ricky: you wanna go to (insert fbomb here)town mr lahey? Cuase thats where were going (insert fbomb here)town, downtown (insert fbomb here)town. Bubbles: NO Mr.Lahey you don't wanna go to (insert fword here)town!!!! lots of congrads if oyu seen this movie its not to commen in the usa and i dont tihnk its even in the uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefoo1000 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! 2104th to 99 Hunting January 10th 2008Proud Fan Of The Offspring Since 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomdavies90 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ed: Why've we gotta save Liz? Shaun: Because I love her! Ed: Alright....Gay Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerent Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 "You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!" "That might be true, but you HAVE heard of me." AND "It's not the liars you have to watch out for, it's the honest ones." Don't even guess, unless you want to have no challenge. They easy. You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefoo1000 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Ed: Why've we gotta save Liz? Shaun: Because I love her! Ed: Alright....Gay Lol Shaun of the Dead. Great movie. :thumbsup: 2104th to 99 Hunting January 10th 2008Proud Fan Of The Offspring Since 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwildcat Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 (I forget her name) "Anything else?" Julian: "He taught me how to pee on a building" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirpip Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 " why should i sail with you! four of you tried to kill me, one of you suceeded" couldnt think of anything else what would happen if we didnt have a siggy?*shifty eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haha13254 Posted August 4, 2007 Author Share Posted August 4, 2007 Yea, keep em comin, i've also got a few more Beaver: you are the future kings and queens of Narnia. Woman:OMG! a talking beaver! :ohnoes: from the epic movie ad, she also kicks the beaver 'bout 20 metres This one's also from epic movie guy: look! the chocolate river.(starts drinkin' from it) Willy Wonka: err, actually, that the sewer :-X And one more, i want ya to guess which movie this is from :-k "that's not a knife, this is a knife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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