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Congratulations, your Woodcutting level is now 99!

 

 

 

You can now... Chop down nothing new since the last 24 levels. Have fun ::'

 

You can now... Get owned by anti-logging-company types.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Firemaking level is now 99!

 

 

 

You can now... Get to 99 Farming with the soil that got so fertile from all of those ashesh \'

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Congratuliations! Your firemaking level is 99!

 

You can now burn wet wood!

 

 

 

Not so funny, but it certainly takes a lot of experience to do that.

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CON Gratz ur renge is now 99

 

u cna now purchase robin hood costume for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000mill gold form jagex mods on tjheire piravte servers

 

 

 

That was [developmentally delayed]ed.

 

 

 

ON TOPIC:

 

Congratulations! You just advanced a hitpoints level, you are now 99! You can now....

 

 

 

Stop eating those damn doritos, and drinking that mountain dew! Get on the treadmill fatso!

 

 

 

Congratulations! You just advanced a thieving level, you are now 99! You can now.....

 

 

 

Thieve someones bank and leave ugthanki dung in it.

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Congrulations your Attack level is now 99!

 

You can now wear Macroer Heads!(see 99 str)

 

 

 

Congrulation your Strength level is now 99

 

You can now decapitate macros! :twisted:

 

 

 

Congrulations your Defence level is now 99

 

You can now try to stay away from all forms of pvp unless you want to

 

find a mob of pures yelling "def noob!" at you

 

 

 

Congrulations your Range lelvel is now 99!

 

You can now use yew trees as arrows!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Prayer lelvel is now 99!

 

You can now use "Protect from 1337 speak"

 

 

 

Congrulations your Mage mage level is now 99

 

You can now cast "Bot Alchemy" :twisted:

 

 

 

Congrulations your Runecrafting level is now 99

 

You can now create a power rune(all runes in one).

 

 

 

Congrulations your Constrution level is now 99

 

You can now consider yourself one of the players that have wasted the most money in the game.

 

 

 

Congrulations your Hitpoints level is now 99!

 

You can now survive the falling into lava!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Agility level is now 99!

 

You can now jump over pures!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Herblore level is now 99!

 

You can now make dye!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Thieving level is now 99!

 

You are under arrest.

 

 

 

Congrulations your crafting level is now 99!

 

You can now craft a rune dragon hide!

 

 

 

Congrulation your Fletching levelis now 99!

 

You can now use fish as arrows tips!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Slayer level is now 99!

 

You can now kill J-Mod Paul over and over until he gives you a Party Hat! :twisted:

 

 

 

Congrulations your Hunter level is now 99!

 

You have hunt the Mysterious Old Man!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Mining level is now 99!

 

You now recieve a full inventory of clay per rune rock!

 

 

 

Congrulations your smithing level is 99!

 

You can now smith bronze boots!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Fishing level is now 99!

 

You can now attemp to fish Jaws.

 

 

 

Congrulation your Cooking level is now 99!

 

You can now cook strength pures!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Firemaking level is now 99!

 

You can now burn the Wizard's Tower!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Woodcutting level is now 99!

 

You cannow cut buildings!

 

 

 

Congrulations your Farming level is now 99!

 

You can now have a cow in your farm!

 

 

 

Wow my hands hurt.

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Wait, my friend said he got a keylogger and lyke he coudln't type, so I assumed it messed up his hands?

 

Congratulations, you just advanced 1 Idiocy level!
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Congradulations your Smithing level is now 99

 

You can now smith Dragon Dagger too bad theres no Dragon ore!

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670th to 99 Smithing July 21st, 07 |743rd to 99 Mining November 29th, 07 | 649th to 99 Runecrafting May 18th, 08 | 29,050th to 99 Defence October 20th, 08 | 20,700th to 99 Magic November 8, 08 | 47,938th to 99 Attack December 19, 08 | 37,829th to 99 Hitpoints December 24, 08 | 68,604th to 99 Strength February 4, 09 | 27,983rd to 99 Range February 9, 09 | 9,725th to 99 Prayer June 8, 09 | 6,620th to 99 Slayer December, 12 09 | 4,075th to 99 Summoning December, 28 09 | 3,551th to 99 Herblore February 24, 10 | 3,192th to 99 Dungeoneering November 11, 10 | 146,600th to 99 Cooking December 29th, 10 | 11,333rd to 99 Construction June 7th, 11 | 16,648th to 99 Farming August 1st, 11 | 19,993th to 99 Crafting August 2nd, 11 | 89,739th to 99 Woodcutting Janurary 1st, 12 | 55,424th to 99 Fishing May 9th, 12| 60,648th to 99 Firemaking May 12th, 12 | 16666th to 99 Agility May 17th, 2012 | 24476th to 99 Hunter June 1st, 2012 | 57,881st to 99 Fletching June 1st, 2012 | All 99s June 1st, 2012 | 3183th to 120 Dungeoneering July 24th, 2012 | 2341st to 2496 Total level July 24th, 2012 | Completionist Cape July 24th, 2012

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Congratulations, your Attack Level is now 99.

 

You can now join the SAS.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Strength Level is now 99.

 

You can now beat up Hercules.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Defence Level is now 99.

 

You can now stop arrows by holding out your hand, Matrix style!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Hitpoints Level is now 99.

 

You can now go get killed by TzTok-Jad.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Ranged Level is now 99.

 

You can now use an AWP, you camping n00b.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Magic Level is now 99.

 

You can now make yourself invisible.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Prayer Level is now 99.

 

You can now become a mad hermit and live in a cave.

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Congrats, you hit 99 mining, but since you've been in that cave for so long, you should avoid:

 

 

 

- Light (bad for your complexion and health.)

 

- Garlic ('Nuff said.)

 

- Towns bearing your name (I mean, look at Count Draynor! He gets owned by noobs all the time!)

 

- Wooden Stakes (Again, 'nuff said)

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Congratulations, your Firemaking level is now 99! You...

 

... get lung cancer from inhaling the smoke.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Agility level is now 99! You...

 

... no longer have any feeling in your legs.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Firemaking level is now 99! You...

 

... are not sure how this helps you.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Construction level is now 99! You...

 

... realize that all of your so called friends just want to use your alter.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Construction level is now 99! You...

 

... can finally rob banks! Time to get some party hats!

*Avater self made*

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Congratulations! Your Egg level is now 99!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can now grant wishes!

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Congratulations on getting 99 Magic. You..

 

 

 

..can now blink from spot to spot.. O wait, thats called lagging.

 

 

 

Congratulations on getting 99 farming. You..

 

 

 

..can now grow meat-eating plants which eats you when checking its health.

 

 

 

Congratulations on getting 99 herblore. You..

 

 

 

..can now make a potion which turns you into a mindless runescape playing zombie. (behhh this one isn't all that good.. actually pretty bad!)

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Congratulations! You are now a master of Firemaking! You can now burn live dragons!!! (12million exp per)

 

 

 

Congratulations! You are now 99 Construction! But with great levels omes great great responsibilty - beware of theives now attracted to your house!

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Congrulations your Attack level is now 99!

 

You can now wear Macroer Heads!(see 99 str)

 

 

 

Congrulation your Strength level is now 99

 

You can now decapitate macros!.

 

I like the way you think 8-)

 

 

 

Glad you aprove 8-) . Now lets see about the quest and all 99 messages:

 

 

 

Congrulations you now have all 99!

 

You can now think why you wasted so much time on a videogame!

 

 

 

Congrulations you have completed all quests!

 

You can now wonder in fear when the next quest will come and get rid of your cape!

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Wait, my friend said he got a keylogger and lyke he coudln't type, so I assumed it messed up his hands?

 

Congratulations, you just advanced 1 Idiocy level!
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CON Gratz ur renge is now 99

 

u cna now purchase robin hood costume for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000mill gold form jagex mods on tjheire piravte servers

 

 

 

6 posts says it all. Go back to the RSOF if you have to post such incoherent, grammatically flawed garble.

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Congratulations, your Hitpoints level is now 99! You...

 

 

 

can...hey! you pc that!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your construction level is now 99! You...

 

 

 

could have bought a party hat or 2 <.< ! nice one...

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CON Gratz ur renge is now 99

 

u cna now purchase robin hood costume for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000mill gold form jagex mods on tjheire piravte servers

 

 

 

6 posts says it all. Go back to the RSOF if you have to post such incoherent, grammatically flawed garble.

Seriously. =;

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congratulations, your ranged level is now 99, you can now...

 

shoot farther than those jerk-mages :twisted:

 

 

 

congratulations, your hitpoints level is now 99, you can now...

 

not catch any illness... good luck getting out of work/school

 

 

 

congratulations, your crafting level is now 99, you can now...

 

use shilo gems to make jewelry. too bad you have no enchant spell, haha!

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