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Congratulations! Your magic level is now 99 prayer! You can now:

 

Save dragons from being extinct.

 

 

 

hold on... what?

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

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Congratulations, your Cooking level is now 99! You can now...

 

 

 

... hide in a corner because microwave dinners were invented when you got 97.

 

... can now wear a *cough* queer *cough* purple cape.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Mining level is now 99! You can now...

 

 

 

.. still not mine charcoal. Owned.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Hunter level is now 99! You can now...

 

 

 

... untie that Greenpeace dude from your boat.

 

... think of what you've done! SEAL MURDERER!! What did they ever do to you?

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2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes

 

Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks.

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Congratulations, your Hunter level is now 99! You can now...

 

 

 

you can now catch pokemons... (if you can find them)

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^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^

jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.

i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined

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Congratulations, your Firemaking level is now 99, you...

 

are now worlds largest contributor to the global warming... Thanks!

First they came to fishing

and I didn't speak out because I wasn't fishing

 

Then they came to the yews

and I didn't speak out because I didn't cut yews

 

Then they came for the ores

and I didn't speak out because I didn't collect ores

 

Then they came for me

and there was no one left to speak out for me.

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Congratulations, your Firemaking level is now 99, you...

 

are now worlds largest contributor to the global warming... Thanks!

 

 

 

...Nice 8-)

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Slayer level is now 99!

 

 

 

You can now... Kill more pixels! :mrgreen:

 

You can now... Kill the sandwich lady! Hurray! :XD:

 

You can now... Go outside and slay that ice cream man. 8-)

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how about

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Fletching level is now 99, you...

 

...Can now start therapy for your carpal tunnel syndrome!

 

 

 

It got nerf3d, remember? String-x -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Cooking level is now 99!

 

 

 

You can now... Buy Fletching, and have two bought skills -.-

 

You can now... Buy Construction, and have Three bought skills -.-

 

You can now... Burn shrimps! :XD:

 

You can now... Join the other 25,000 people who have bought 99 cooking. Hurrah? So not.

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how about

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Fletching level is now 99, you...

 

...Can now start therapy for your carpal tunnel syndrome!

 

 

 

It got nerf3d, remember? String-x -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Cooking level is now 99!

 

 

 

You can now... Buy Fletching, and have two bought skills -.-

 

You can now... Buy Construction, and have Three bought skills -.-

 

You can now... Burn shrimps! :XD:

 

You can now... Join the other 25,000 people who have bought 99 cooking. Hurrah? So not.

 

 

 

oh yeah... I got 99 fletching before string-x, and I don't touch bows anymore, so I can't relate :P

 

 

 

how about

 

Congratulations, your Woodcutting level is 99, you...

 

...Can now burn your logs for 99 firemaking!

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Fishing level is 99, you...

 

...Can now cook your fish for 99 cooking!

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lol yay my construction one is posted as an example!

 

 

 

*ahem* anyway

 

 

 

congratulations! your defence is now 99! you..

 

 

 

...suddenly find an angry mob chasing you chanting :"def pure!"

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Noob: Can I have your sausages plz

I guess he was referring to my whip.

i hope so :shock:

Master agility-er (=/) in the making, only 29 levels to go =]
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Congrats! your Cooking level is now 99....

 

You can now UN-cook shrimps 8-)

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[hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!

InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.

Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.

Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide]

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Congratulations, your Magic level is now 99! You

 

...can stop fueling rune-buying macros now.

 

...can stop alching now.

 

...can now leave Pest Control.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Fletching level is now 99! You

 

...can now put away the knife.

 

...burn the rest of those bows and bowstrings.

 

 

 

Congratulations, your Agility level is now 99! You

 

...can sit the hell down now.

 

...can stop guzzling super energy pots.

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There's cake through here, apparently.
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Congratulations! You now have 99 Runecrafting!

 

 

 

You can now...Go pk some runecrafters! \'

 

 

 

You can now... Go get revenge on those rcer pkers! \'

 

 

 

You can now... Craft Tip.it runes. They have a link and when you click them, you go here :-$

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congratulations, your agility level is now 99, you can now...

 

go take a nap, all that running made you tired!

 

 

 

congratulations, your crafting level is now 99, you can now...

 

make paper airplanes!

 

 

 

congratulations, your construction level is now 99, you can now...

 

avoid paying taxes on your home!

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congratulations, you now have 99 prayer...

 

 

 

you can now cast lightning from heaven

 

you are now able to use pawnage, if you die, switch bodies with target ownage

 

 

 

 

 

gratz! you got 99 attack you...

 

 

 

discover Chuck Norris is your father!

 

 

 

congratulations, you have 99 firemaking

 

 

 

you can now burn noobs

 

 

 

congratulations, you have 99 cooking

 

 

 

you may now teach the lumbridge cook

 

 

 

congratulations, you now have 99 range...

 

 

 

you can now join the elves, and fight with Top Gun

 

 

 

congratulations, you now have 99 everything, you find that...

 

 

 

Zezima called, he wants his character back.

 

You are now known by everyone, even n00bs! prepare to lose your privacy!

 

Paul wants to duel, accept?

 

 

 

You now have 99 woodcutting, you may

 

 

 

now cut tree huggers,

 

now cut the world tree.

 

 

 

Edit:

 

 

 

you now have 99 herblore, you...

 

 

 

may now make Iocane powder, hey! it looks like sugar! doesn't taste like anything... urk!

 

 

 

you now have 99 hitpoints, you

 

 

 

can now taunt Tzok Jad and live

 

can now take Iocane powder and live, for two seconds longer

 

 

 

you now have 99 cooking.

 

 

 

what? you expected something special? well, so did everyone else!

 

 

 

thats all for now! I hope some of these make it!

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I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!

It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?

Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.

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:XD: :XD: :XD: to all yas!! :XD: :XD: :XD:

Hyt Chat FOREVER

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I have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye.

"Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."

~ Freddie Mercury ~

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Farming/Herblore

 

 

 

Congratulations, you can now grow pot in your backyard

Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.

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