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A new terrorist organisation


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Since tylersk8shop screwed up making the topic by posting the video link. i'll do it properly

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway

 

 

 

A newly discovered terrorist threat 'anonymous' has been brought to the public attention. Blowing up vans and ransacking people's internets. They are evil and hellbent on the destruction of anyone who they target. At least.. thats what fox news was reporting. Those of us who actually know whats going on will find this hilarious... It just shows the incapability of the mass media to understand just what goes on.

 

 

 

The News Report

 

 

 

I wont break 1 & 2 in the first post.

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As I said in the other thread its the worst reporting I've ever seen, absolutely hilarious.

 

 

 

 

 

I mean I hate /b/tards as much as everyone, but the way FOX reported it.. :P

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They can't seriously think this is, like...A serious terroristic threat, can they? I mean, it's 13-21 year old NERDS threatening people over the internet because they'd get dropped on their heads in real life. I know it's cliche to say that, but seriously...Those guys spend ALL their time on 4chan and crap like that making up internet memes hoping to get the "next big one" and learning how to be a script kiddie.

 

 

 

Fox is beyond [developmentally delayed]ed. I can't believe they're actually a news station.

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Slow news day at Fox?

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that report made me lulz my pants. #-o

 

lol iv seen that twice now..they did it on G4 lol that was funny..

 

i couldnt understand that X-Hacker...but lulz it sure was funny...

 

now i bet you 5$ that people will start to use lulz instead of lol...

 

just like...zomg...

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Slow news day at Fox?

 

 

 

Apparently, every day is.

 

 

 

This is why I watch CNN. CNN seems to know about the intarwebz and has a bit of a sense of humor, whereas Fox is like "WHAT?! These kids are out there getting LULZ for FUNZ?! And they're stealing passwords!? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY DRUG-INDUCED STUPER ARE THEY IN!"...AKA, they just don't get it. They're like the Mac and PC commercials, only true. Fox is old and busted, and CNN is like, the hip, younger dude...About as hip and young as boring [wagon] news can get. It's blatantly obvious that Fox is made by and for aging republican douche-bags who are just too damn old and out of touch to "get it".

 

 

 

Hopefully this didn't sound like I <3 everything about CNN, but seriously...It's...Just better.

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BREAKING NEWS

 

 

 

The Terrorists have been spotted! They are now being pursuied by the IP!

 

 

 

Footage taken by security cameras of these Highly Deadly Terrorists (Classified).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Footage 1: We have a picture a terrorist sent of himself in a pose.

 

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Footage 2: Here we have a terrorist ducking behind boxes, trying to regain cover from security footage cameras

 

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Footage 3: A night camera shows an internet terroist about to murder a pedestrian. Body was found days later in Lumbridge.

 

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Here we have black and white security footage of a terrorist beating a civillian. Body was found later in the middle of the Falador Castle.

 

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This breaking footage is currently being sent to the Government as a source of evidence against these Terrorists!

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I haven't been visiting /b/ as much as I used to lately, I was a little behind with the Chocolate Rain phase but once I checked that out I started to lurk a little more there. Obviously I am not on there too much because I would have heard about this on there rather than here...

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Epic Balls? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

I can't wait too see there sweeps week [cabbage]. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

That Runescape thing is also epic ballz I mean winz lulz.

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Script kiddies running their bruteforcers on myspace was bad enough. Now their claiming to be terrorists?

 

 

 

They weren't claiming to be terrorists. Most of the people who visit /b/ don't even know the first thing about hacking.

 

 

 

That's the funny part of the news story, it is fear mongering like no other.

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WOW. I hate 4chan so much just because they are idiots, but now calling them a terrorist organisation? HA!

 

 

 

I get big lulz from this.

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