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1. People who have to sign their name at the bottom of every post. Yes I see your name above your avatar I DONT need you to notify me of who you are after every single post, and no it doesn't make you look anymore like a mod then you try and act like, and it serves no purpose that I am aware of.

 

 

 

2."In before lock" Yes I'm aware of your AMAZING achievement of swiftly typing your pointless message on a pointless topic, but no need to share it with everyone else.

 

 

 

3. Members who train firemaking or other skill in f2p only to show off. They walk around with their untrimmed cooking capes and purple elegant firemaking and as soon as a low level asks them for money they act like that's not what they wanted to happen. The only reason they are there is to have some kid come up and say "can i hav summin plz", and to prove their better say "no noob go away". If you want them to stop begging GO TO A MEMBERS SERVER and stop showing off with your cheap gear that f2pers drool over.

 

 

 

4. "str lvl" Anytime I'm training anywhere at some point in time there is always that one kid that as soon as he walks up to you all he says is "str lvl", like no other skill matters? Everyone is so obsessed with strength, how about starting off a conversation with a simple hello?

 

 

 

5. Pures with names like r4ng3 g0d pwnz0rz, yes I know your level 32 pure owns every moving thing in range of its bow, but what ever happened to originality? Yes I know the amount of good names left are dwindling, but surely there are things better then ub3r p0ownz0rz13252.

 

 

 

6. "lookin for gf" Are you honestly this desperate that your going on an online game shouting in a crowded street I need a girlfriend!!11. Think about if some moron did this in real life......yeah, so why must you do it on a game?

 

 

 

7. Teams in the fight pits, no I'm not saying teams shoudln't be aloud, I actually enjoy them. But when a 20 person team of 100+'s piles a helpless level 60-80 is it really necessary for: "pwned", "lolz u got owned", no you didn't own him your team did, it wasn't even a fight, so dont encourage your already over inflated ego.

 

 

 

8. Morons in cwars, my rants on this could go on for days. The people who destroy their own teams cades, everytime I ask them why they are doing it " i need xp" you dont even get xp for them!! Their reply just a simple"noob". The people who insist on dedicating their cwars gaming experience to aiming the catapault at their own team, personally I think it should just be removed from them game but mehh.

 

 

 

Well I feel better but I'm going to bed, feel free to rant, compliment, flame or whatever

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6. "lookin for gf" Are you honestly this desperate that your going on an online game shouting in a crowded street I need a girlfriend!!11. Think about if some moron did this in real life......yeah, so why must you do it on a game?

 

 

 

This is the only thing I agree with really... Your rant mostly FAILS.

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1. Agreed, unless they're showing off a fancy new ascii signature in that ONE POST ONLY

 

2. That's because spam threads attract other morons

 

3. Noob rule: If your stuff is worthless in p2p, take it to f2p

 

4. Because you can't properly reply to "Hello" with your str level?

 

5. Combat pures are inherently idiotic and uncreative (Unless your 99 hunter and woodcutting, or deadly lumberjack as I call it)

 

6. Yes...Yes they are that desperate. Oh and none of the people you see online saying "looking for bf" are girls. Statistics I make up don't lie.

 

7. I've never seen this personally, but pc product comes to mind.

 

8. You'll have to remember that any feature in runescape will attract lamers. Great Exchange will probably generate more morons putting raw shrimp up at 1mil a pop if Jagex allows setting your own prices.

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6. "lookin for gf" Are you honestly this desperate that your going on an online game shouting in a crowded street I need a girlfriend!!11. Think about if some moron did this in real life......yeah, so why must you do it on a game?

 

 

 

This is the only thing I agree with really... Your rant mostly FAILS.

 

 

 

Well don't leave it at that argue with me tell me which of them are stupid and expand on them, work with me here :lol: , don't just say it fails and leave

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6. "lookin for gf" Are you honestly this desperate that your going on an online game shouting in a crowded street I need a girlfriend!!11. Think about if some moron did this in real life......yeah, so why must you do it on a game?

 

 

 

This is the only thing I agree with really... Your rant mostly FAILS.

 

 

 

Well don't leave it at that argue with me tell me which of them are stupid and expand on them, work with me here :lol: , don't just say it fails and leave

 

 

 

Okay, I don't see how any of the other ones are annoying. *leaves*

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1. This one doesn't really bother me.

 

 

 

2. I don't read locked topics, so again, it doesn't really bother me.

 

 

 

3. This one can be annoying when I'm doing something that keeps me near a bank. But I usually do something that keeps me further from banks.

 

 

 

4. Starting a conversation with 'X lvl?' is annoying, especially when it happens every few minutes.

 

 

 

5. I don't really find this one annoying, either. A name is a name, no matter how creative. The only time a name bothers me is when they use mine with a minor change in it.

 

 

 

6. This one bothered me when I paid attention to it. I don't even notice it, now.

 

 

 

7. I can't really say much about this one, since I know little about it.

 

 

 

8. Again, I can't really talk about this one, being F2P.

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1. People who have to sign their name at the bottom of every post. Yes I see your name above your avatar I DONT need you to notify me of who you are after every single post, and no it doesn't make you look anymore like a mod then you try and act like, and it serves no purpose that I am aware of.

 

 

 

2."In before lock" Yes I'm aware of your AMAZING achievement of swiftly typing your pointless message on a pointless topic, but no need to share it with everyone else.

 

 

+1 I agree

 

 

5. Pures with names like r4ng3 g0d pwnz0rz, yes I know your level 32 pure owns every moving thing in range of its bow, but what ever happened to originality? Yes I know the amount of good names left are dwindling, but surely there are things better then ub3r p0ownz0rz13252.

 

 

Luckily I have alot of originality. My pure's name is Eat a Badger

 

 

6. "lookin for gf" Are you honestly this desperate that your going on an online game shouting in a crowded street I need a girlfriend!!11. Think about if some moron did this in real life......yeah, so why must you do it on a game?

 

 

Agree 100%

 

 

 

Any parts of this rant are honestly stupid.

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I agree with everything, apart from "in before lock". I dont see that much, but what pisses me off more is the "20k veiws!!" on topics that are a lot of the time stupid anyway.

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9 November 2006 - 22 January 2008, when I could no longer stand the painted turd that is the Tip.It community. Only posting in rants.

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Oh and none of the people you see online saying "looking for bf" are girls. Statistics I make up don't lie.

 

 

 

^ HA! im so siggying that! (if you dont mind =P)

 

 

 

1, i can agree with this one if its their rsn, but i sign "J" at the bottom of most of my posts, its a politeness thing i guess....

 

2, dont read it if you can see from the title its going to be utter rubbish

 

3, some "members" leave members clothing on when their mems run out and train skills like fm to pass time, but for the rest of them, you dont have to pay that much attention do you?

 

4, yea this one pisses me off to no extent, though 90% of the time while slaying i have decent convos so i cant complain too much

 

5, i HATE those names, i hate leet, i hate alot of things about "pures" and "skillers" i mean... combat is a skill too you know

 

6, i honestly want to throttle these people, or get jagex to come down hard on them (though they might like it so im not sure)

 

7, hop worlds? if people annoy me on one world in the pits ill generally hop, or get friends to come along just to kick their [wagon] =)

 

8, i dont get these people either.... they dont even help when our flags just walced past them.... wish i could attack our own side sometimes >.<

 

 

 

In general, a pretty good rant =)

 

 

 

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Oh and none of the people you see online saying "looking for bf" are girls. Statistics I make up don't lie. - HA!

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i think rant is amzing and it is all true espessially the part about the names for pures but u kinda contridicted ur first point when u say

 

 

 

Well I feel better but I'm going to bed,

 

 

 

because as little as people care about ur name they care less about what u r doing after u finish ur rants

 

 

 

but still good rant =D>

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3. Members who train firemaking or other skill in f2p only to show off. They walk around with their untrimmed cooking capes and purple elegant firemaking and as soon as a low level asks them for money they act like that's not what they wanted to happen. The only reason they are there is to have some kid come up and say "can i hav summin plz", and to prove their better say "no noob go away". If you want them to stop begging GO TO A MEMBERS SERVER and stop showing off with your cheap gear that f2pers drool over.

 

 

 

THANK YOU! You idiots want F2Pers to stop begging you for money? Take off all of your membs clothing! Seriously, it's so simple, it's like they want to be harrassed. :wall:

 

 

 

4. "str lvl" Anytime I'm training anywhere at some point in time there is always that one kid that as soon as he walks up to you all he says is "str lvl", like no other skill matters? Everyone is so obsessed with strength, how about starting off a conversation with a simple hello?

 

 

 

I agree with this too. But generally pures are show offs and only care about their skills and the wild, what can ya do. :roll:

 

 

 

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5. Pures with names like r4ng3 g0d pwnz0rz, yes I know your level 32 pure owns every moving thing in range of its bow, but what ever happened to originality? Yes I know the amount of good names left are dwindling, but surely there are things better then ub3r p0ownz0rz13252.

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6. "lookin for gf" Are you honestly this desperate that your going on an online game shouting in a crowded street I need a girlfriend!!11. Think about if some moron did this in real life......yeah, so why must you do it on a game?

 

 

 

This is the only thing I agree with really... Your rant mostly FAILS.

 

 

 

Well don't leave it at that argue with me tell me which of them are stupid and expand on them, work with me here :lol: , don't just say it fails and leave

 

 

 

Okay, I don't see how any of the other ones are annoying. *leaves*

 

 

 

Err.. that helped? ::'

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4. "str lvl" Anytime I'm training anywhere at some point in time there is always that one kid that as soon as he walks up to you all he says is "str lvl", like no other skill matters? Everyone is so obsessed with strength, how about starting off a conversation with a simple hello?

 

 

 

 

Every single time I train or fight somewhere...There's allways someone to ask me str lvl? (because of my name.)Wish I could change it :(

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and i aggree with all your rants

 

 

 

 

 

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Well, what's wrong with my posting my rant? By the way, the Rants forum is for ranting against ingame features, not people.

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This is the truth!

This is my belief!

...at least for now.

 

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