Zombie Plans-Revised

[Guest]

So, in an apocylspe, how would the TZDF group up? For example, I live in Canada, a few in the US, then europe, and austrailla, and possibly more... Just fly a great blimp around the world picking everyone up? I have no doubt tipit will survive zombies if we're together.

[BlackDawn]

So, in an apocylspe, how would the TZDF group up? For example, I live in Canada, a few in the US, then europe, and austrailla, and possibly more... Just fly a great blimp around the world picking everyone up? I have no doubt tipit will survive zombies if we're together.

 

Blimp sounds good in my opinion. We'd survive because we've put so much effort into our planning, plus we can maintain discipline if we need too.

[Seraphi]

I'd say that the European members meet in france, since its like, near the centre.

 

Americans can go directly to the HQ, take hold of it and defend it until we can arrive.

 

 

 

Also, a build your own gun shop in England? I'm all over that, if I ever find one :shock:

 

I want my guns to be personal, so...Custom paint job!

[3rkid]

Aussies meet in Melbourne?

 

 

 

And there's ads everywhere of places to try out "full auto guns". I'll make sure to loot that place when the zombie apocalypse starts.

 

 

 

[EarthySun]

 

Bonus question:

 

 

 

What is a voodoo zombie? Umm.. I think it's a person who was exposed to that stuff that puts you into a coma. Everyone thinks they're dead, so they get buried. They wake up from their coma, and get unburied, the lack of oxygen from being underground causes brain damage, which is why they act like zombies.

 

 

 

Actually, it's when a mix of a certain spider's venom and other poisonous items (all from Africa, where this originated) is pounded down into a paste and fed to a victim. It just about stops their heart and breathing, but they still are able to live. They're buried, and twenty-four hours later they are dug up by the voodoo priest. Because of the lack of oxygen, their faces are a blue color and they have brain damage. Most of the time they believe they are dead.

[Seraphi]

I say that every member should have their own style, so we can always tell each other apart from a distance, and we'll be able to tell each others weapons apart.

 

 

 

Not to be so obsessed with looks that you sacrifice efficiency, just minor differences like colour and shape.

 

 

 

By the way, I call steampunk guns.

 

I love this thing :o

 

 

Probably just as good as a normal pistol, but it looks so goddamn epic.

[walka92]

ross that looks just totally wrong, especially for a zombie apocalypse. surely you would want something a little more...powerful?

[BlackDawn]

I don't believe we have a need for customized weapons, didn't we decide on custom gas masks?

 

 

 

I'll admit, that pistol does look pretty epic, I'd prefer a revolver though.

[Furah]

It's a leftie gun, scope is on the right side.

[Seraphi]

ross that looks just totally wrong, especially for a zombie apocalypse. surely you would want something a little more...powerful?

 

Its always good to keep a small hand weapon on you.

 

And yeah, but thats just an example, I was mainly thinking about the different colours on the guns.

[Nenga]

ross that looks just totally wrong, especially for a zombie apocalypse. surely you would want something a little more...powerful?

 

Its always good to keep a small hand weapon on you.

 

And yeah, but thats just an example, I was mainly thinking about the different colours on the guns.

 

And a melee weapon in case you run out of ammo. Something small and easy to run with, nothing like a katana (unless you didn't really have another option).

[Seraphi]

ross that looks just totally wrong, especially for a zombie apocalypse. surely you would want something a little more...powerful?

 

Its always good to keep a small hand weapon on you.

 

And yeah, but thats just an example, I was mainly thinking about the different colours on the guns.

 

And a melee weapon in case you run out of ammo. Something small and easy to run with, nothing like a katana (unless you didn't really have another option).

 

Which is why a trench [bleep]e excels at zombie combat.

 

Crowbar is good too, and has some practical use, besides combat.

[paul191600]

I could probably cover everyone on the team for ranged weapons, coming from a family that goes hunting. I could supply a .22 Ruger(pistol), a .22 single shot rifle, a .22 semi-auto rifle w/clip, two single shot 12-gauge shotguns, a 12-gauge pump action, a 9mm Sig(pistol), a .45 beretta, a 30 ot 6 w/ scope, and a SKS w/ bayonet attachment, and a revolver(dont know what calibre, it's my brothers). Only decent melee weapon I have is a crowbar.

[gauper_kid]

I could probably cover everyone on the team for ranged weapons, coming from a family that goes hunting. I could supply a .22 Ruger(pistol), a .22 single shot rifle, a .22 semi-auto rifle w/clip, two single shot 12-gauge shotguns, a 12-gauge pump action, a 9mm Sig(pistol), a .45 beretta, a 30 ot 6 w/ scope, and a SKS w/ bayonet attachment, and a revolver(dont know what calibre, it's my brothers). Only decent melee weapon I have is a crowbar.

 

I'm not sure that'll do, we need more rifles, I think. But hopefully more people will be able to bring their own.

[Nenga]

I could probably cover everyone on the team for ranged weapons, coming from a family that goes hunting. I could supply a .22 Ruger(pistol), a .22 single shot rifle, a .22 semi-auto rifle w/clip, two single shot 12-gauge shotguns, a 12-gauge pump action, a 9mm Sig(pistol), a .45 beretta, a 30 ot 6 w/ scope, and a SKS w/ bayonet attachment, and a revolver(dont know what calibre, it's my brothers). Only decent melee weapon I have is a crowbar.

 

I'm not sure that'll do, we need more rifles, I think. But hopefully more people will be able to bring their own.

 

If the people show up chances are they'll have a gun or if not they'll atleast have a melee weapon.

[paul191600]

I could probably cover everyone on the team for ranged weapons, coming from a family that goes hunting. I could supply a .22 Ruger(pistol), a .22 single shot rifle, a .22 semi-auto rifle w/clip, two single shot 12-gauge shotguns, a 12-gauge pump action, a 9mm Sig(pistol), a .45 beretta, a 30 ot 6 w/ scope, and a SKS w/ bayonet attachment, and a revolver(dont know what calibre, it's my brothers). Only decent melee weapon I have is a crowbar.

 

I'm not sure that'll do, we need more rifles, I think. But hopefully more people will be able to bring their own.

 

If the people show up chances are they'll have a gun or if not they'll atleast have a melee weapon.

 

If my in-law came that would add another .22 pistol along with a .22 semi-auto rifle w/ red dot sight and another 12-gauge.

[ember3579]

The Zombie Survival Test

 

 

 

1. What is a zombie? A reanimated human. Most commonly slow and stupid, but multiply very quickly when in the presence of idiotic and/or unaware humans.

 

 

 

 

 

2. How does one kill a zombie? Destruction of the brain is the only way to kill a zombie yourself, though they do rot and decay at a considerably slow rate.

 

 

 

 

 

3. What happens if one is bitten by a zombie? Unless if the bitten appendage is cut off immediately (very low success rate), the person is turned into a zombie inside of 24 hours.

 

 

 

 

 

4. Sort these weapons from worst to best for zombie pwning.

 

 

 

Baseball bat (both: medium)

 

Trench [bleep]e (primary: worst, secondary: best)

 

Katana (primary: best, secondary: worst)

 

 

 

5. If a zombie can see/sense you, what will it do? It will immediately go as fast as it can directly towards you, irreverent of things such as walls, minefields, and the occasional ditch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. If you see someone get bitten by a zombie, and the zombie is killed, is there any hope for the victim? Unless if the bitten appendage is cut off immediately, there's no chance for them. Even then, they are unlikely to survive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. One of your close friends is zombiefied. What do you do?

 

 

 

A) Nothing, he'll reconise me and leave me alone

 

B) Try and contain it in a room, and hope a cure will be found

 

C) *ahem* HEADSHOT!

 

 

 

Do I even need to say it? C.

 

 

 

 

 

8. True or false: A zombie will not die if its' head has been cut off.

 

 

 

True.

 

 

 

9. What will happen if an animal can sense a zombie?

 

 

 

They will run away from it. no exceptions.

 

 

 

Scenarios (No right or wrong answers):

 

 

 

You are alone with a hunting rifle. You are in a cabin in the middle of the woods. You hear a zombie outside. You do not think it knows you are there, but it appears to be chasing another man. What do you do?

 

 

 

Kill the zombie, then recruit the other dude.

 

 

 

You have just heard there has been a zombie outbreak. You need to go, and you need to go NOW. You plan on heading to an island some 250 kilometres (about 100 miles) away. You can bring anything (I mean anything, as long as it is commercialy avaible, or otherwise a gun.) along with you. However, you cannot carry anything more then 10 pounds in your arms for any length of time, and no more then 75 pounds on your back. What do you bring?

 

Note: You DO NOT have access to any form of transportation other then walking.

 

 

 

Backpack: around 8 days' worth of food/drink, suitable ammo for my equipment, 12 gauge shotgun of some sort (preferably can hold multiple rounds), crowbar, hatchet, map/compass, binoculars (with night vision), 2 identical mid-caliber semiautomatic handguns with a good clip size, around 5 knives

 

 

 

Hands: Good accuracy, good clip size assault rifle (preferably same ammo as handguns)

 

 

 

Bonus question:

 

 

 

What is a voodoo zombie?

 

 

 

A voodoo zombie is a human that was affected by something known as "zombie powder", which comes from Africa if my memory is correct. This powder puts the afflicted person into a near-death state, realistic enough to fool anybody enough that they bury them. The night of the day that the person was buried, the person who used the powder digs the afflicted person back up, so that they don't really die. By this time, they are so brain damaged that they are essentially docile zombies.

 

 

 

 

 

If you're wondering why I rated the trench [bleep]e as the worst primary weapon, all you need to look at is reach. Primary weapons are supposed to be powerful and have a good range of attack. While any melee weapon has a limited range, katanas and bats both have better reach than a trench [bleep]e.

[mmmcannibalism]

If you're wondering why I rated the trench [bleep]e as the worst primary weapon, all you need to look at is reach. Primary weapons are supposed to be powerful and have a good range of attack. While any melee weapon has a limited range, katanas and bats both have better reach than a trench [bleep]e.

 

 

 

I would call the bat and trench [bleep]e a tie as a primary. Remember, if you are forced into combat it will probably be close range. At close range the 1 hit lethality of a trench [bleep]e along with the structural weakness of the bat makes them nearly equal. While a bat is more useful in a 1v1 situation, a trench [bleep]e will do better if you have to take out a group of zombies.

[walka92]

so i dont have to read every page of this thread, have we come to some sort of an agreement of what we will be doing in the event of the apocalypse? and if so, can i be given a quick rundown on it?

[RayOxide]

When the day of Zombies comes upon us, who here is taking charge in their local town by saying "I am part of the Tip.It Zombie Defence Force!"?

[DUELMASTER30]

Is there any way I can have one of those avatars made? Or is there some sort of requirement, I haven't read the entire thread so I don't know :?

 

Also, for the large blimp picking up everyone part of the TZDF, if you're stopping by Washington, the state, any time soon after the outbreak occurs, I'll be on top of the Space Needle 10 days after they report the outbreak on CNN. I'll break off the needle part of the Space Needle, so the blimp doesn't pop lol.

[Furah]

Is there any way I can have one of those avatars made? Or is there some sort of requirement, I haven't read the entire thread so I don't know :?

 

Also, for the large blimp picking up everyone part of the TZDF, if you're stopping by Washington, the state, any time soon after the outbreak occurs, I'll be on top of the Space Needle 10 days after they report the outbreak on CNN. I'll break off the needle part of the Space Needle, so the blimp doesn't pop lol.

 

 

 

 

New TZDF sig!

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Fixed up the image, now animated!

[Guest]

When the day of Zombies comes upon us, who here is taking charge in their local town by saying "I am part of the Tip.It Zombie Defence Force!"?

 

 

 

Hopefully, nobody. Unless you have a tiny town (under 100) it's hopeless. Too many people to controll. If one child goes missing, we have to stop moving and search for it, adults who want to bring their weak, sometimes disabled parents with them, slowing us down, arguments... Nevermind we wouldn't have the resources to control thousands. We MUST travel in a group that we can feed and that we can control.

[Guest]

When the day of Zombies comes upon us, who here is taking charge in their local town by saying "I am part of the Tip.It Zombie Defence Force!"?

 

 

 

Hopefully, nobody. Unless you have a tiny town (under 100) it's hopeless. Too many people to controll. If one child goes missing, we have to stop moving and search for it, adults who want to bring their weak, sometimes disabled parents with them, slowing us down, arguments... Nevermind we wouldn't have the resources to control thousands. We MUST travel in a group that we can feed and that we can control.

 

I'd probably take charge of my neighborhood, there's only 50 or so people. We would all set up in this really rich guys 4 story mansion. Plus, the resources from 15/16 households would far outweigh the problems. Most of them wouldn't last too long anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

Eh... It's risky to stay in a neighbor hood. You want to get miles from even traces of civilization.

[Seraphi]

When the day of Zombies comes upon us, who here is taking charge in their local town by saying "I am part of the Tip.It Zombie Defence Force!"?

 

 

 

Hopefully, nobody. Unless you have a tiny town (under 100) it's hopeless. Too many people to controll. If one child goes missing, we have to stop moving and search for it, adults who want to bring their weak, sometimes disabled parents with them, slowing us down, arguments... Nevermind we wouldn't have the resources to control thousands. We MUST travel in a group that we can feed and that we can control.

 

I'd probably take charge of my neighborhood, there's only 50 or so people. We would all set up in this really rich guys 4 story mansion. Plus, the resources from 15/16 households would far outweigh the problems. Most of them wouldn't last too long anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

Eh... It's risky to stay in a neighbor hood. You want to get miles from even traces of civilization.

 

Thats why we have a giant power plant complex thats a little way away from a town.

 

Far enough to hold it easily, but close enough that we can raid supplies and bring them back.