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Zombies can't swim right? I'd move to Hawaii.

Zombies don't swim. They zombify fish and THOSE swim. Or they could just walk along on the bottom of the ocean, seeing as how they don't exactly get sick due to pressure. So unless you happen to own a zombie shark harpoon.... stick with land.

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I'm only going to assume humans can be zombified. Some virus's only effect humans y'no.

 

Also, my plan is to take a car full of canned food and water towards the docks and then steal a boat and live there for the rest of my life, I will use a shotgun to scare everyone away from me.

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That is why you bring many people with many guns and take it for yourself. In any type of invasion you will outlast the zombies on it if you can bring enough food and water.

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STEP ONE: Get supplies without getting bitten

STEP TWO: Get all of your buddies without anyone getting bitten

STEP THREE: Get to the coast without getting bitten

STEP FOUR: Get a boat without getting bitten

STEP FIVE: Go to a deserted island without getting bitten

STEP SIX: Wait out the virus

 

 

Whether dolphins can be infected or not is a moot point. You'd have to be pretty close to the ocean for them to be able to get you.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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