This is my song, Skiller's Paradise. The tune is from Amish Paradise by Weird Al (which is a parody of Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio).

 

Any comments/suggestions welcome! (But not bad ones :P)

 

 

 

 

 

As I walk through the forest where I cut all my yews

 

I take a look at the wcers and realise they are all noobs

 

But thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s just perfect for a skiller like me

 

You know I shun fancy skills like attack and HP

 

At 4:30 in the morning IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m fletching bows

 

I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t care which wood it is; anything goes... fool

 

And IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve been cutting and fletching so long that

 

Even Zezima thinks that my mind is gone

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m a man of the skills, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m not into combat

 

Got a pickaxe in my hand and a skillcape on my back

 

But if I mine all my iron and you mine all of yours

 

Then tonight weÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re gonna party droppinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ armour on the floor

 

 

 

We been spending most our lives

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

I catch swordies once or twice

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

Its hard work and sacrifice

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

We sell lobbies overpriced

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

 

 

A level 85 tried to insult me last week

 

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek

 

I really donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t care, although I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t like to hear it

 

cause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be laughing my head off when heÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s killed by a tree spirit!

 

But I ainÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t never flamed a noob even if he deserved it

 

A skiller with a ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâtude?

 

You know thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s unheard of

 

I never wear armour but I got a p hat

 

And my homies agree

 

they really like my pet cat... fool

 

If you come and watch me, youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be bored to tears

 

I havenÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t even killed a goblin in over 7 years

 

But we ainÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t really quaint, so please donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t point and laugh

 

Otherwise youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll see our skiller wrath

 

 

 

Got no sword, no shield, no battlestaff

 

Not a single chaos rune

 

AinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t gonna kill no KBD

 

AinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t dying any time soon

 

 

 

We been spending most our lives

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

Were just plain and simple guys

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

I died once; I wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t die twice

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

We donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t fight, we all play nice

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

 

 

Alching all my bows, give some to my brother

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ported a bot on Monday, soon IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢port another

 

Think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re such an expert?

 

Think your skills are high?

 

Well, I happen to know youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re just as nooby as the next guy

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m only level 3 with skills better than yours

 

CuttinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ trees day and night scoring points for the highscores

 

So donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be vain and donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a big head

 

Or else I might have to get out that skill cape that you dread

 

 

 

We been spending most our lives

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

We all have to improvise

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

Sometimes others are cold as ice

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

 

So donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t flame us get a life

 

Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise

No offense, but do we really need a new thread in General for every song someone comes up with?

No offense, but do we really need a new thread in General for every song someone comes up with?

 

Where else am I meant to put it?

I smell a new sticky

A parody of a parody is too paradoxical for parody persuers that periodacally peruse parodies.

Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately?

 

 

 

At least Bubsa done it for a good reason.

Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately?

 

 

 

At least Bubsa done it for a good reason.

 

I just saw the others and thought I could do at least as well lyrically.

Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately?

 

 

 

At least Bubsa done it for a good reason.

 

 

 

Too much spare time :?

Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately?

 

 

 

At least Bubsa done it for a good reason.

 

 

 

Too much spare time :?

 

That too.

you should have kept it in your head, it would have gotten more praise there...

Anyway, it is worth of beening praised. :D

 

 

 

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Welcome to my BLOG

I smell a new sticky

 

+1

I like this one :)

I have opened the Pandoras Box of Parodies!

 

 

 

I can smell the "Kalphite Queen" and "Knockin on Jagex's Door" already. :shock:

:| the era of songs...

Amish Paradise by Weird Al rules!

 

 

 

This skiller version is funny

 

 

 

'we sell lobbies overpriced' ....classic

Wow, nice song :thumbsup:

A parody of a parody is too paradoxical for parody persuers that periodacally peruse parodies.

 

 

 

:) :lol: .

 

Great song though, keep it up :thumbsup: !

A parody of a parody is too paradoxical for parody persuers that periodacally peruse parodies.

 

 

 

Its a parody of Gangsta's Paradise, basically.

 

 

 

And you must learn the ways of the edit button.

Tis good, but sorry to say it but in like the other parodies going around better. :uhh:

I have opened the Pandoras Box of Parodies!

 

 

 

I can smell the "Kalphite Queen" and "Knockin on Jagex's Door" already. :shock:

 

good suggestion..... Gheeeeeee

lol this one seems to be getting all the attention lol whilst mine has only 2 other posts from anyone other than me lol. :cry:

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=725658

Im getting enough of all these lyrics, ffs actully sing it and than post!

Im getting enough of all these lyrics, ffs actully sing it and than post!

 

You think anybody on Runescape can actually sing? The world is more dilluded than i thought. :ohnoes:

Im getting enough of all these lyrics, ffs actully sing it and than post!

 

You think anybody on Runescape can actually sing? The world is more dilluded than i thought. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Cough Bubsa Cough

 

 

 

If your going to do RS songs, do it properly