DartfordBoi Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 This is my song, Skiller's Paradise. The tune is from Amish Paradise by Weird Al (which is a parody of Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio). Any comments/suggestions welcome! (But not bad ones :P) As I walk through the forest where I cut all my yews I take a look at the wcers and realise they are all noobs But thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s just perfect for a skiller like me You know I shun fancy skills like attack and HP At 4:30 in the morning IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m fletching bows I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t care which wood it is; anything goes... fool And IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve been cutting and fletching so long that Even Zezima thinks that my mind is gone IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m a man of the skills, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m not into combat Got a pickaxe in my hand and a skillcape on my back But if I mine all my iron and you mine all of yours Then tonight weÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re gonna party droppinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ armour on the floor We been spending most our lives Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise I catch swordies once or twice Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise Its hard work and sacrifice Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise We sell lobbies overpriced Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise A level 85 tried to insult me last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t care, although I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t like to hear it cause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be laughing my head off when heÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s killed by a tree spirit! But I ainÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t never flamed a noob even if he deserved it A skiller with a ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹Ãâtude? You know thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s unheard of I never wear armour but I got a p hat And my homies agree they really like my pet cat... fool If you come and watch me, youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll be bored to tears I havenÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t even killed a goblin in over 7 years But we ainÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t really quaint, so please donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t point and laugh Otherwise youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll see our skiller wrath Got no sword, no shield, no battlestaff Not a single chaos rune AinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t gonna kill no KBD AinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t dying any time soon We been spending most our lives Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise Were just plain and simple guys Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise I died once; I wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t die twice Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise We donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t fight, we all play nice Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise Alching all my bows, give some to my brother ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ported a bot on Monday, soon IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢port another Think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re such an expert? Think your skills are high? Well, I happen to know youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re just as nooby as the next guy IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m only level 3 with skills better than yours CuttinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ trees day and night scoring points for the highscores So donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be vain and donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a big head Or else I might have to get out that skill cape that you dread We been spending most our lives Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise We all have to improvise Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise Sometimes others are cold as ice Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise So donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t flame us get a life Living in a skillerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s paradise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qeltar Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 No offense, but do we really need a new thread in General for every song someone comes up with? Qeltar, aka Charles KozierokWebmaster, RuneScoop - Premium RuneScape Information for Expert Players -- Now Free!Featuring the Ultimate Guide to Dungeoneering -- everything you need to know to get the most of the new skill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DartfordBoi Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 No offense, but do we really need a new thread in General for every song someone comes up with? Where else am I meant to put it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_99_Melee Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I smell a new sticky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_99_Melee Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 A parody of a parody is too paradoxical for parody persuers that periodacally peruse parodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately? At least Bubsa done it for a good reason. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DartfordBoi Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately? At least Bubsa done it for a good reason. I just saw the others and thought I could do at least as well lyrically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir_A Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately? At least Bubsa done it for a good reason. Too much spare time :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DartfordBoi Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 Whats with people making all these RuneScape songs lately? At least Bubsa done it for a good reason. Too much spare time :? That too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyMcNabb Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 you should have kept it in your head, it would have gotten more praise there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angela123 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Anyway, it is worth of beening praised. :D ---------------------------------------------- Welcome to my BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold_Tiger10 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I smell a new sticky +1 here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I like this one :) Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbk_hossack Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I have opened the Pandoras Box of Parodies! I can smell the "Kalphite Queen" and "Knockin on Jagex's Door" already. :shock: 38% of Tip.Iters put stupid made up statistics in their sigs. If you are one of the 62% that don't, put this in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 :| the era of songs... I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Amish Paradise by Weird Al rules! This skiller version is funny 'we sell lobbies overpriced' ....classic 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kragg3802 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Wow, nice song :thumbsup: Dharoks, emo's ultimate weapon if you know what i'm sayin. :lol:Very nice 10/10For a second when I was looking at your drop-list picture. Ilooked at the dragon longsword and said "They have a dragon longsword now??" ohh I'm tired :wall:..., then I noticed a gravestone where our tank was supposed to be and my health was a 1 digit number again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwreeTak Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 A parody of a parody is too paradoxical for parody persuers that periodacally peruse parodies. :) :lol: . Great song though, keep it up :thumbsup: ! Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 A parody of a parody is too paradoxical for parody persuers that periodacally peruse parodies. Its a parody of Gangsta's Paradise, basically. And you must learn the ways of the edit button. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyboo2 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Tis good, but sorry to say it but in like the other parodies going around better. :uhh: Yeah...Some people just go out of their way to ruin other peoples fun.Sounds like Jagex to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juader Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I have opened the Pandoras Box of Parodies! I can smell the "Kalphite Queen" and "Knockin on Jagex's Door" already. :shock: good suggestion..... Gheeeeeee VIX VIX VIX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyboo2 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 lol this one seems to be getting all the attention lol whilst mine has only 2 other posts from anyone other than me lol. :cry: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=725658 Yeah...Some people just go out of their way to ruin other peoples fun.Sounds like Jagex to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxdout4life Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Im getting enough of all these lyrics, ffs actully sing it and than post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyboo2 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Im getting enough of all these lyrics, ffs actully sing it and than post! You think anybody on Runescape can actually sing? The world is more dilluded than i thought. :ohnoes: Yeah...Some people just go out of their way to ruin other peoples fun.Sounds like Jagex to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron8000 Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Im getting enough of all these lyrics, ffs actully sing it and than post! You think anybody on Runescape can actually sing? The world is more dilluded than i thought. :ohnoes: Cough Bubsa Cough If your going to do RS songs, do it properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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