99Diablo99 Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 ( Note : Diablo asked before posting and I said it was ok for him to post this if he changed the names involved - Sunli ) I edited the Hackers name with "LameHacker" , and Changed the victime with "InnocentVictime" also I named the other people that were talking as "Witness" NOTE, Not all the Witness are the same person. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called [LameHacker] and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as [innocentVictime]. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer. * LameHacker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#) * LameHacker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop why do you kick me can't you discus normally answer! we didn't kick you you had a ping timeout: * LameHacker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#) what ping man the timing of my pc is right i even have dst you banned me amit it you son of a wonderful person cabbage you're stupid, DST^^ shut your mouth WE HAVE DST! for two weaks already when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied. You're a real computer expert shut up i hack you ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^ tell me your network number man then you're dead Eh, it's 129.0.0.1 or maybe 127.0.0.1 yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack in five minutes your hard drive is deleted Now I'm frightened shut up you'll be gone i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead say goodbye to whom? to you man buy buy I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you * LameHacker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#) What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned. * LameHacker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone LameHacker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1 you're so stupid man say buy buy ah, [Please control your cussing] off buy buy InnocentVictime * LameHacker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#) There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now. * LameHacker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop InnocentVictime you son of a wonderful person LameHacker how old are you? What's up LameHacker? you have a frie wal fire wall maybe, i don't know i'm 26 such behaviour with 26? how did you find out that I have a firewall? tststs this is not very nice missy because your * fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me be a man turn that cabbage off cool, didn't know this was possible. thn my virus destroys your pc man are you hacking yourselves? yes LameHacker is trying to hack me he LameHacker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that yes man i hack the InnocentVictime but the sucker has a fire wall the what firewall do you have? like a girl firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^ B**** give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er Noo he LameHacker why turn it off, you should turn it off you're afraid i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall InnocentVictime turn off your cabbage wall! i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking shut up my grandma surfs with fire wall and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router. LameHacker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again LameHacker can't hack nice play on words ^^ wort man LameHacker: I'm still waiting for your attack! how many times again he is no hacker man do you want a virus tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ 127.0.0.1 it's easy lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone and are the first files being deleted mom... i'll take a look In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him? don't need to rescue you can't son of a wonderful person that's bad InnocentVictime you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted yes, there's nothing i can do about it and in 20 seconds f: is gone Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. LameHacker was comforting me with a music tip. tupac rules elch you son of a wonderful person your f: is gone and e: too Drive EConfused Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted.... Or isn't it happening on my computer? and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol why doesn't Witness say anything he's probably rolling on the floor laughing ^^ your d: is gone go on B**** The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! LameHacker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives. InnocentVictime man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet i'm already at c: 30 percent Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer? * LameHacker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#) Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "LameHacker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time. This proves that sum ppl r just dumb and ignorant and not all hackers r smart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunli Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Lol, give the phrase; 'Poetic Justice' new meaning :lol: - "I am willing to die...I mean try" - Jewelfire (Want to go bossing?) -"we tried, we cried and we died!" - Limparse (What happens to old farts and tarts on monster-hunts) - "...and we found out that there are as many ways to get to warriors guild ...as there are elders trying to get there" - Lysi *snods agely* sorry... *nods sagely* - Brammy -"Equality is being treated the SAME as everyone else; not having special treatment and unique things added in to everything." - Sy_Accursed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demeige Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 LMAO huge dumass :o This made my day and you're a hero for making him hack himself 8) And here I thought hackers were these skinny, pale, nerds who wore lots of plaid and overalls and seemed to know everything and anything about computers. :o How does a profession differ from an occupation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Yeah i read this a few weeks ago. Been nicely translated into english now rather than in german tho ^_^ Very funny. Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajahofffx Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 lol the guy didnt even notice u would think if he was a hacker he would know his own ip address and o how did u find out his ip address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwordKing Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 RoflRfol, cant belive how dumb that guy was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyro Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 I'm pretty sure it's made up. Well, either that or the supposed hacker is just pretending. Not even the newbiest script kiddie could ever manage to delete his own drive :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Hahaha! Good God what a fool :lol: This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordChocobot Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Read this a few weeks ago, still [bleep]ing hilarious :lol: Let's make babies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayjest Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Wow, that's funny. I can just imagine seeing him there, gloating that his hacking program is taking the Victime out, when he decides to change the music he's playing. The library is now non-existant. That must have pissed him right off! Well, my imagination works fine. Too bad it can't have happened though, I'm sure even a 'virus' would let him know that it was performing the operation on it's own computer. Goals to get my skills back up to a barely respectable level on the high scores: Currently going for Bone to Peaches spell. It's amazing how boring doing the same repetitive task is! Stupid MTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM_Luna Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 HE is so dumb! Any good hacker should that 127.0.0.1 is your own computer... All the time he was hacking himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purepehmo Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Dunno where I readed that althought its hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. Lmao man. :lol: Great story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunli Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 I'm pretty sure it's made up. Well, either that or the supposed hacker is just pretending. Not even the newbiest script kiddie could ever manage to delete his own drive :? Oh you never know :lol: *wipes tears*...but you are probably right , it might be a rooster-and-bull story :P Funny story anyway :D - "I am willing to die...I mean try" - Jewelfire (Want to go bossing?) -"we tried, we cried and we died!" - Limparse (What happens to old farts and tarts on monster-hunts) - "...and we found out that there are as many ways to get to warriors guild ...as there are elders trying to get there" - Lysi *snods agely* sorry... *nods sagely* - Brammy -"Equality is being treated the SAME as everyone else; not having special treatment and unique things added in to everything." - Sy_Accursed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunchbox456 Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 LOL Wow, what an idiot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael_West Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Funny read there. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kielmccaul75 Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 It couldn't possibly be true, but funny anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhp_4_lyfe Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 rofl, im sure if he had a firewall it would let him know someone is trying to hack him, let alone he hacking himself :o :lol: Nighthawkpro(level-126) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilheart14 Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 he brought stupidity to a whole new lvl rofl omg thats funny :D :D :D Aussie Aussie Aussie, :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge0303 Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 im a computer noob,and i didnt know that 127.0.0.1 was my own computer..where can i find this ip? Edit:after reading it 3 times,i still cant get it why u ppl say that hacker hacked himself.some enlightment pls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 127.0.0.1 is a loopback address. Anything sent to 127.0.0.1 will return to the sending computer. my ip address is [sorry Dan, cant let you post your ip adress -Sunli] anything sent to this address will goto my computer, whereas anything sent to 127.0.0.1 will return to the sender regardless of that persons ip address. The hacker was sending the attack to himself. 8) ~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmw Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Lol thanks for posting, it made my day, and I learned something new! *Runs off to tell friends to try hacking 127.0.0.1 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badboy2007 Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 LOL :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladmoney Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 lol *sigh* i laugh because its funny :lol: Don't tell people it's not true, it ruins the whole story. :P Visit my DeviantArt Page at http://vladmoney.deviantart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99Diablo99 Posted May 9, 2005 Author Share Posted May 9, 2005 It was funny and thought it was great, so i posted it. if its fake i dont care its still funny lol. This could be possible in the sorry they was talking about the firewall and the hacker probly not very bright figured to turn his off, maybe he thought that was causing him a problem from the first time he tried. If he doesnt have a virus protection then he wouldnt of gotten a message that he had a virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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