[hide=Stupid Story]The Malays call me Hujan(Rain) because I was watching the Clear for Men ad,(which has Rain,the singer being the spokesman,and at the end he goes "My name is Rain").That weekend we go to Meleka,in Malaysia.So naturally the ad was in Malay.And mom's like "Will he say nama saya Hujan,or nama saya Rain?" I went to school after that,fooled around and played around saying Nama saya Hujan,and it kinda stuck.[/hide]

 

 

 

Anyway,a pretty weird kid would be "M",kay?He had something up with him,and he would shout,scream at certain things.Anyway,we noticed he sometimes screamed different things,and by then we were fed up with his noisiness.So we came up with a cruel competition to frustrate him into screaming new things.When he finally started screaming something new (Nightmare =D) we decided to try to make him scream as many seperate times as possible.We made him scream 4 (seperate times) in 30 minutes.And not "Aah aah aah aah", that counts as 1.

 

 

 

I mean,it was cute when it was because the teacher made a mistake,but something like being hit because some guys were playing,and not even hit hard is just being irritating.And it makes me giggle lots.

looking at furry porn in the library.

 

Yep, done that :lol:

 

 

 

Hmm... There are two kids at my school that could be called 'that kid': Rob and Peter.

 

Rob just sits in the corner of the computer room/library all break and makes flash animations. Peter just sits in the corner of the library on his own reading a book and if you go near him he stares at you like 'Im gonna slit you throat if you dont go away'. :ohnoes:

Lol these are some good stories. Here's a few of mine that i can only come up with at the time.

 

 

 

Taha (grade 7). I don't wanna give out his last name, but lets just say if it sounded any more Pakistani, it would smell of curry. Anyway in general he was a cool guy. Had the nasty of habit of spitting out death threats though. Not very easy to tick him off, but he was one of those immature guiys that would hate random people for no real reason. One day he went a tad over the edge and started a streak of bomb threats including brining knives and gun powder to school. Got him arrested & expelled.

 

 

 

Mary (grade 11). Slightly autistic. Shall I go on? Basically she flips out when people make cat noises.

 

That and she goes buck over the smallest of things. I did get the chance to get to know her better, and in actuality she is rather nice and pretty cool. Just really loud. And really obsessed with anime. But seriously I remember one time she came into Chemistry tutoring, she stormed in, yelled "I hate Chemistry" at the top of her lungs the threw her text book at a bunch of test tubes. Later that year she was in lunch with me and for reasons I'm still not sure of she got up, stood on top of the table and yelled "I hate you all" then proceded to throw a water bottled full force at a teacher.

 

 

 

Good times.

I've more.I remember there was this genius,but he was totally mischieveuos.He got 96/100 in a maths test,and he flipped a table over those 4.And we were like,9,so this really scared us.He was always talking about intercourse :roll: .

 

 

 

The next time our classes were shuffled we had 2 perverts,and my personaly best friend,a fellow class clown.The 2 ended up breaking a few bones in a scuffle with the clowns (me).

 

 

 

And the year after that (we went on to secondary school) we met a guy almost like the one I mentioned earlier.Fun fun fun.

The guy who didn't know what:

 

WTF, H4X, Pr0n, N00b, wtc etc etc. meant.

 

In the middle of class he looked them up on the computer, and got in trouble for the pr0n one lol

This on kid flips out if you do anything(he has anger issues) I called him a "Not the brightest bul-" Then before I could finish he had lunged at me and I just flattened his face and I broke his nose. Then another time I touched his brand new $1000 guitar, he then smashed it across my head, I was knocked out cold, and he was arrested for assault.

I'd assume there are many more here at my school now, but I suppose I am one of "those guys" already. But in a good way. I'm the one with the stupid puns, that jumps on you demanding a piggyback ride off of the stairs (do not try that at school), and plays the harmonica while the teachers teach.

 

 

 

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Hugo (8th) - He always talked in a really high voice, and sounded sort of like Michael Jackson. I always thought he was gay (and yes, I asked him) and he apparently isn't. (He has a girlfriend. :P) I wonder, though... one time in Gym he was asking a bunch of us to 'eff him in the a'. O_o Needless to say, he creeped me out.

2 years ago, Patty.

 

 

 

Well, I don't know where to start with her. =/ First of all, she smelled like 3 cats died on her while she was taking a crap. It was horrible, me and my friends would try to avoid her in any way possible. Her mom was like a female version of Hagrid, she usually smelled like sigarettes and sometimes alcohol.

 

 

 

I remember once she had a birthday party, and me being me, felt sad for her and convinced my mates to come. Luckily there were some girls there too, so we weren't lonely.

 

It was one of the most awkward moments in my life! I swear. I came in and saw that I was third after my two friends. So we all sat there in her small, smelly appartment and didn't do anything. We sat there silently for at least 2 hours, or at least, that's what it felt like, in reality it was probably less then 15 mins. On the radio there was some bad news, so I just had to break the silence in one of the most stupid ways. "Jeez, that's not really nice news to have on your birthday.", she replied: "It's not my birthday today, it's in a week.", then silence struck 'till some girls arrived and we played some dumb games to kill time.

 

 

 

She has a sad story, her father... I never heard anything about him, and her mother... I think she was alcoholic. Her mother died this year, I think she's living with her grandmother now. I hope she's doing good =/

 

 

 

Hmm, and this year, I think it's me. And a few other kids ofcourse... But I'm like the classclown, the kid that gets good grades but sometimes has his dumb moments. The one that'll do a lot... Like this one time, before PE, in the dressing room... I started randomly dancing. My friends suddenly laughed harder, so I danced a bit more. Then I heard someone clearing their throat behind me. "Oh [cabbage]" was the only thing in my mind then, it was my PE teacher who has the annoying habit of popping up behind you when you're doing weird things. It's hilarious, he's one of my favorite teachers.

 

 

 

Oh, and one more girl, Lara. This year too.

 

She's probably one of the 'smartest' in our year. Well, I don't really call her smart, she just hammers all the data into her head, which makes her know it. But IMO that doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're good at studying.

 

She... well, where do I start... She studies way too much, like I said, and she also just tries too hard. She laughs at any joke by any teacher, and she'll do anything for any teacher, she's basically the definition of a goody-two-shoes. There's a girl a bit like her, but not as extreme, but still pretty extreme.

 

 

 

Her story is weird... Uhm, rumour has it that her father killed her mother, then locked her up in the basement and hung himself up, although I don't believe any of it. She doesn't live with her parents though, but I don't think it was that extreme. And I did some googl'ing on her name, and she was only in one newspaper article, which didn't relate to her parents at all.

There was this annoying hacker kid. Everytime you heard the message "Server x is down at the moment", you would hear " [kids name], please report to the Asistant principals office immediently".

I'm friends with that kid. We have on hell of a time in class, talking about how we would go about our murderous rampage if we were to be overcome by a terminal illness, building a rocket launcher (He actually did build one, but his parents won't let him build the rocket), and just random stuff. Oh, and he (Or more the internet) taught himself calculus. Nobody really cares that he's weird, he's pretty damn funny.

 

 

 

I might consider myself that kid too, but I can't be sure. I'll let others do that.

its not realy a "that kid" story but for a bout 2 weeks this one guy in my class would always go around cup checking guys constantly and hard :evil: one day i was sittin there talkin to the janitor (hes realy awsome btw ;) ) and this guy came over and cup checked me HARD :evil: i was in pain for like 2 hours and then my buddy chased him down cup checkd him and then the janitor was like "he realy needs to top that, thats just wrong" then we were messin with and said next the janitor was gunna kick his [wagon], he never's cup checked anyone again. this happen to anyone else?

Sean: This kid does not know the meaning of the words shower, deoderant and bodywash. He stunk 24/7. He was a super nerd (He asks people frequently about Russian deathmetal bands and larp'ing). And he was so obsessive over the girls that he liked. I've always been friends with two girls that, while both are rather pretty and charming, I've never taken an interest in. Well one day Sean decides that he's some sort of player, so he tries to beat me up in front of them. It basically is a scrawny white kid failing to slap a brown belt in karate that just keeps stepping out of the way. He was a good guy at heart, he just had an odd way with emotions that made him socially awkward.

 

 

 

Tim: Tim was horrible. He was a closet gay, who looked like Micheal Jackson, and had no friends. He always tried to force me out of my own clique and take my place, and always failed. He constantly spat insults at people to sound tough when he couldn't even take on Sean. Not really much positive to try and say, all he was good at was math.

 

 

 

Reid: The worst. He was a big kid, but always called others fat. He stole food from the skinny kids. He cussed every other word. He didn't follow any instructions. He also got into fights he never won and always tried to act tough afterwards.

 

 

 

Really, not that bad as other schools. Sean wasn't too bad really, but Tim and Reid needed serious attitude adjustment and I hope they got it. All three of them left the state going into college, and they don't contact any of us home-state kids.

I'm not sure if I mentioned it before, but this kid in my class drew pictures of phallic images over someone's locker. When we went to report it to the custodian, she (the custodian) pointed to a rather crudely drawn one and simply stated, "That one must be a self portrait." =D>

its not realy a "that kid" story but for a bout 2 weeks this one guy in my class would always go around cup checking guys constantly and hard :evil: one day i was sittin there talkin to the janitor (hes realy awsome btw ;) ) and this guy came over and cup checked me HARD :evil: i was in pain for like 2 hours and then my buddy chased him down cup checkd him and then the janitor was like "he realy needs to top that, thats just wrong" then we were messin with and said next the janitor was gunna kick his [wagon], he never's cup checked anyone again. this happen to anyone else?

 

Better not tell people things like that. Your janitor buddy could get fired reeeeeeeeal easy.

its not realy a "that kid" story but for a bout 2 weeks this one guy in my class would always go around cup checking guys constantly and hard :evil: one day i was sittin there talkin to the janitor (hes realy awsome btw ;) ) and this guy came over and cup checked me HARD :evil: i was in pain for like 2 hours and then my buddy chased him down cup checkd him and then the janitor was like "he realy needs to top that, thats just wrong" then we were messin with and said next the janitor was gunna kick his [wagon], he never's cup checked anyone again. this happen to anyone else?

 

Better not tell people things like that. Your janitor buddy could get fired reeeeeeeeal easy.

 

He didn't say what janitor!

its not realy a "that kid" story but for a bout 2 weeks this one guy in my class would always go around cup checking guys constantly and hard :evil: one day i was sittin there talkin to the janitor (hes realy awsome btw ;) ) and this guy came over and cup checked me HARD :evil: i was in pain for like 2 hours and then my buddy chased him down cup checkd him and then the janitor was like "he realy needs to top that, thats just wrong" then we were messin with and said next the janitor was gunna kick his [wagon], he never's cup checked anyone again. this happen to anyone else?

 

Better not tell people things like that. Your janitor buddy could get fired reeeeeeeeal easy.

 

He didn't say what janitor!

 

no my buddy was there (not the janitor) he chased him down the janitor said "he realy need to stop doin that, thats just wrong" and the janitor didnt realy say he was gunna kick his [wagon] we were just messin with him to stop him bein a perv.

Well "that guy" in my high school went by the name of chris. He was a total douche who was quite literally in the closet. He was annoying and nobody liked him, he tried to kill a friend of mine who called him a [bleep] once after calling my friend a pot head every day that year. The idiot makes a hit list gets caught with it and the next day brings a gun to school with intent to kill. What do you think happens? That's right, our bleeding heart of a principle makes it so the [bleep]er gets no jail time and just gets transfered to another school. :wall: Which is why I hate liberals. :evil:

 

 

 

Sorry about the rant. :oops:

Well "that guy" in my high school went by the name of chris. He was a total douche who was quite literally in the closet. He was annoying and nobody liked him, he tried to kill a friend of mine who called him a [bleep] once after calling my friend a pot head every day that year. The idiot makes a hit list gets caught with it and the next day brings a gun to school with intent to kill. What do you think happens? That's right, our bleeding heart of a principle makes it so the [bleep] gets no jail time and just gets transfered to another school. :wall: Which is why I hate liberals. :evil:

 

 

 

Sorry about the rant. :oops:

 

Wow, that is several counts of intent to kill. It's not your principals fault, it's the law enforcement. Your principal should have had no sway in that matter. Just bringing in a gun is one thing, there's no guarantee that it will be used, but the fact that this occurred after he was caught with a hit list means that if he wasn't caught, there likely would have been a shooting. Either that, or the kid was going to threaten the people on the list. Either way there should have been some sort of punishment more than getting transferred. You get transferred for something like getting in a fist fight.

 

 

 

I would have complained/protested (Not protest as in picketline protest) against the decision, you probably could have changed it.

I'm not sure if I mentioned it before, but this kid in my class drew pictures of phallic images over someone's locker. When we went to report it to the custodian, she (the custodian) pointed to a rather crudely drawn one and simply stated, "That one must be a self portrait." =D>

 

 

 

:thumbsup:

Well "that guy" in my high school went by the name of chris. He was a total douche who was quite literally in the closet. He was annoying and nobody liked him, he tried to kill a friend of mine who called him a [bleep] once after calling my friend a pot head every day that year. The idiot makes a hit list gets caught with it and the next day brings a gun to school with intent to kill. What do you think happens? That's right, our bleeding heart of a principle makes it so the [bleep] gets no jail time and just gets transfered to another school. :wall: Which is why I hate liberals. :evil:

 

 

 

Sorry about the rant. :oops:

 

 

 

My God, that's a pathetic, err, punishment? Does that even count as the punishment? He seems to have ended up in a better place.

 

 

 

Man, if I was that principle... I'd hire Lenin to set up his punishment :lol:

 

Wow, that is several counts of intent to kill. It's not your principals fault, it's the law enforcement. Your principal should have had no sway in that matter. Just bringing in a gun is one thing, there's no guarantee that it will be used, but the fact that this occurred after he was caught with a hit list means that if he wasn't caught, there likely would have been a shooting. Either that, or the kid was going to threaten the people on the list. Either way there should have been some sort of punishment more than getting transferred. You get transferred for something like getting in a fist fight.

 

 

 

I would have complained/protested (Not protest as in picketline protest) against the decision, you probably could have changed it.

 

At the very least he should have got an assault charge for the attacking of my friend, it was on camera for christ's sake, but no physical violence doesn't matter when the stupid people have a kid with emotional issues. God forbid he gets his feeling hurt. I'm just glad I got out of that hell hole.

 

 

 

Gotta love the american justice system, unless its drug or gang related, they don't give a [bleep].

i might get my post deleted but this happened.

 

Year 11:A lad called Craig H had been complaining about needing the toilet all the way through PE while we were playing football.The teacher let him go to the toilet and he came back.When we went back in to shower and change we find out that the toilet was locked for repairs and he needed it so bad that he defecated in the corner of the shower wiping his [wagon] on a merit (merits are like paper slips which we cash in at the end of each month and at the end of teh year you get prizes for the most).It was disgusting and was forced to clean it up, he still gets ridiculed for it today.

This girl was a friend of a friend. She's very short, has washed out sandy blonde hair, washed out eyes, huge beaky nose, thin face. She had never had a boyfriend before, and one day some poor sucker of a guy talked to her in class. He said hi to her in the hallway, and that was his worst mistake.

 

 

 

She started talking to him all the time, stalking him in the hallways, found out his phone number and texted him 24/7, and constantly annoyed him. After a while, she fell in love with him, told all her friends that she had found "the one" and she loved him so much. Then it got even worse, and she started planning her future wedding with him. She had her wedding dress picked out, and showed us all it. I think she texted him asking him out like 5+ times, and he rejected her every time. Then she told him that she loved him.

 

 

 

In the end, she scared the crap outta him, and he told her to stay the hell away from him and never talk to him again, and he had to ban her from his phone, msn, myspace, etc. And she still has feelings for him, because she tells us about him all the time still.

Piegan (Pay-gan) Reception Year - Present Day (Year 10)Known him all my life. Have been to his house a few times as well, which is full of skulls and Gothic stuff. But i'm not against that.

 

His parents are really really old. Not that i'm against that.

 

And he is the uncle of someone who is twice is age. But i'm not against that either.

 

The thing is he, let's put it as nicely as I can, smells. We went to a place called RobinWood with our old Primary School, as a trip, and we all showered every single day, since we got muddy every single day and did a lot of sweat inducing activites. Piegan didn't shower once. Not once. Which he decided to tell us :?

 

He also stated that he wahsed his face twice a day, which apparenly meant he didn't have to shower. The shower's were in cubicals by the way.

 

 

 

Jack (Ja-ck lol) Year 7 - Present Day (Year 10)Probably my best mate ever and there's nothing wrong with him at all. Funny as hell. But I thought i'd share this story anyway.

 

He was stupidly discussing that if you put food up your... hole... would it could out of your mouth. Obviously he knew the answer but we like to make jokes about things.

 

So he randomly ran off towards the PE Teacher who we have a good laugh with and used to be our Form Tutor. He asked him whilst I was cracking up behind him. Mr Macready (the PE Teacher) said "I bet he asked you to say this didn't he?" (he loves me really ) as a joke.

 

So Jack wandered off and walked towards the man in the suit. The HeadTeacher. At this moment I thought "I am about to witness Jack getting expelled" but surely enough the HeadTeacher didn't see the funnt side of it or the expelling side. He actually explained why it would never work.

 

 

 

Ah good times.

 

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