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That kid that went to your school.

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Chris...(Grade 7 - Present) This guy lives, eats, and breathes popular anime, mostly Nautro, Death Note, Inyuasha, and Dragon Ball Z. He always complains about something and when you try to help him by suggesting something he replys "Shut the [bleep] up you little [Random idiotic cuss word here]!" You can't talk to the guy unless you're one of his friends (and boy he has few) or are dressed up as Nautro... He was also in my PE class in 8th grade and he threw some pebbles at me and this other guy, so we made a little pebble war the next few days (there wasn't rocks in the cement where we did PE so we had to use tiny pebbles). Eventually one day he got so pissed (like he usually does) and told on us. We got a detention for that guy, gah I wished I was more open-mouthed like I am now...but yeh, he still likes anime and [bleep] a lot. On the bright side people call him Fried Chicken now (he's black but is white nerd on the inside, aka an Oreo).

 

I lost all hope when I saw 4 kids running around with naruto headbands yelling random crap. (at least 15+).

 

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Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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I know a kid who is OBSESSED with Harry Potter. He's American, but always talks with a British accent. Points a pencil at things and screams something entirely random, then runs away and cries when nothing happens. And if any TIFers have ever been to Great Wolf Lodge in Pennsylvania, you wouldn't believe the stories he told about the MagiQuest thing they have #-o

 

Basically, they have these remotes shaped like wands, and if you point them at certain things in the hotel, they move, or turn on and things like that. The thing is, he thought he was really casting spells. Idiot.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Amber: Amber was a punk [wagon] [bleep], she was a Wiccan and always dressed Gothic, she constantly die her hair black, wore all leather and had these knee high black boots that she would threaten you with if you messed with her. (Shove them up your [wagon] sort of thing) Anyways, girl was obsessed with blood, not seeing blood or anything but sucking it like some sort of freaky Hell's Angels vampire [bleep], she would bit you on the arm until you either pulled away or you started bleeding, she would then proceed to lick the spot like a crazy [wagon] cat. Freaky person overall.

 

 

 

Elaina: Elaina also dressed in a Gothic manner, all black with black hair. (No leather and no boots thank god) She always wore the same black sweater and she smelled awful, she was my gf's friend so I had to hang around her sometimes, she would laugh at anything I said and at some point started to make my gf jealous because she began to follow me around like I was the reincarnation of Jesus. Unfortunately she showed almost no emotion except her constant annoying laugher, no sadness, no happiness, no nothing, she seamed completely unaffected by everything except my jokes. Eventually I told her I was "in" my gf and I got her to stalk someone else, for some reason I think she might have been a gender confused lesbian.

 

 

 

Anyways ...

Hmm...

 

 

 

Well there was this one kid, was one of my mates, but is a right [bleep].

 

 

 

HE was pretty much obssessed(sp?) with guns, seriously, he would almost never shut up about them, it got the the point where you were dieing to say "Shut the [bleep] up", but just let whatever he said phase in and out, with a grunt as a response. Also, everyone knew he played Pokemon games and such. So did I, but I kept it secret, cause you know, to admit you play those games is murder. Didn't mind playing FPSs with him, or even watching him, he was pretty good at them, but still, too obsessed. Also, his veiw on me was the I wanted to have sex with a car. He overly liked boobs and such, I was into NFSU and such.

 

 

 

Anyway, heres a list of things we did to him.

 

 

 

Told these two girls he had a crush on them in Geography. Really fun to watch the result. (Mainly him being mocked. Not that they were ugly, they were actually pretty hot, just that well... it was him)

 

 

 

I stabbed him with a pencil, fought with him. It got to that point as my mate in the same class moved desks for tests and sat there for awhile, I just got pissed off (Pencil stabbing story. The lead was in his skin, go me).

 

 

 

He was just the sort of guy who could be alright at times, though was violent alot. Now I just rather dislike him, he'll make rude guestures(sp?) at my and my mate, so we just stick the finger up at him.

 

 

 

Another guy, rarely in school. Guy was pretty funny, got in trouble alot though. He could be a bit of an [wagon], though you can't help but laugh when he shouts out something during class.

 

 

 

Seriously hope I never get remembered as "that kid", though it would probably be for the amount of suspensions I've had from school. I had a bad temper (not as bad now), and got into fights fairly easily, but I'm still at that school. Few times teachers were harmed, but it was something I couldn't really control.

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sword HYT *huggles*

 

 

 

btw i am THAT kid because the girls would die for a date with me but i dont really like any of them. most girls hate me cuz i date em for a roll in the hay

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There is this one kid whose my firend, but is very unreliable. He lies all the time. Once he told me that you can make houses on runescape by getting some planks and using them on the squares in the game. I belived him, tired it, and never tursted him again. Nobody tursts him anyways. But still hes a nice guy. And also he managed to gain enough fat to have a pot belly,literly im not just expressing he reall did get a pot belly, form one summer break. Before he was quite fit looking. After that one summer break everybody treated him like a stranger. #-o

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

There was a kid at my old school called Joe, who had rich parents and seemed to wear Fake Tan, although considering his wealth he may just have been on lots of exotic holidays. When he first came to our school he was a typical new kid; polite to all the teachers, quite shy, yet fairly defensive when anyone talked to him. Word gets round quickly about all new kids from kids at their old schools etc. He said he'd been bullied at his last school, and the kids at his last school all said he was a gay, developmentally delayed spoilt kid with no friends. However, as he said he had been bullied at his last school we took it that they probably bullied him for his size - he was... somehow... round - and for his rich parents, and so we pretty much ignored what they said, to our peril.

 

 

 

His defensive attitude from the beginning didn't make him many friends and he would normally make any jokes be directed at other people - not a good move at a new school. The people he made jokes about had friends already, and they started not liking him, so thir friends started not liking him. He then seemed to willingly take on the role of school outcast. He had one friend, for about a month, before having a fight with him in the Library, destroying a bookshelf, causing yet another member of staff to not like him and gaining his third detention of the week - it was a Wednesday. He was highly unintelligent, managing to get below 20% in almost every test we did. What made this worse was that he would shout loudly across the classroom at anyone who was talking, claiming that "he couldn't work in these conditions!" Because of this, anyone who wasn't a friend of someone he has insulted/ was someone he had insulted started hating him too, along with the teachers.

 

 

 

He had come in halfway through the year, so surprisingly quickly it was the Summer holidays. Many people reckoned that he would have been "asked to leave" or have simply left of his own accord, so it wasn't a grinning greeting when we met Joe on the first day of our new year. Over the Holidays however, he seemed to ahve assumed a new persona. He smiled at everyone when they came in, and greeted them all enthusiastically. I, along with a few others decided that we might give him a second chance. He even went up to hi ex-friend he'd fought with and apologised profusely for the fight. During classes he started chatting to people and ceased his across the class calls of silence. His grades were still low, but that was for him and the teachers to worry about, and Joe seemed to have turned into a nice, normal guy. He then held a Paintballing party for his Birthday, to which everyone in the year was invited - it was a small school but 50 people at Paintballing would have to have been expensive. :shock: After this party, it seemed to have been accepted by everyone that he had only acted odd before due to him being bullied at his old school, and Joe started making lots of good friends.

 

 

 

However, Joe's friendly new personality, and new friends lead to his confidence growing and the warnings from his old school started growing stronger in our minds. Joe turned out to be gay. Now I don't normally have anything wrong with gays, as long as they know what's appropriate and who with. Joe didn't seem to give a (bleepity bleep) about what anyone thought of him, or whether they were gay or not. One time that this became blaringly obvious was when I was out in town with a few of my friends. Joe had invited himself along, and I didn't really mind at the time. Anyways, while in town, my mate met his girlfriend, who ran up and hugged him. Joe asked me who she was, and I replied that it was his girlfried, Chloe. I have never forgotten Joe's face at that point. Joe normally stuttered when he was upset, and with an amazed, schocked face he whispered: "g-g-gir-girlfriend...?" It was like something out of a bad old film! He then shouted - in the middle of town - "You [bleep]!!!" at Chloe, and ran off literally shaking with anger/sadness. At that point, everyone in our group, and everyone within about 20 metres of us seemed to have stopped and was staring at Joe's fleeing, shaking figure. My mate told me afterwards that he reckoned Joe had actually seriously loved/had a crush on him and thought that he was gay. Joe remained absolutely silent during every lesson at school for the next week and then left the school. I don't know what happened to him in the end, noone's heard of him since. There was a rumour that he moved to some other country, but noone could back it up.

 

 

 

That event was referred to as "The incident" at my school for the rest of my time there, and I was reminded of it just today as my mother referred to something on the News as an incident. It brought back a flood of wierd memories, most of which are above.

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

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Yeah I guess you could say that... :P

 

 

 

By the way, I didn't use any real names in that, just for security.

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113

sword HYT *huggles*

 

 

 

btw i am THAT kid because the girls would die for a date with me but i dont really like any of them. most girls hate me cuz i date em for a roll in the hay

 

 

 

^^ Pretty much what I would use to sum him up.

 

 

 

Maybe with the word delusion a few times.

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:shock:

 

 

 

... maybe Abyssalwhip is "Joe" ... I always knew there was something strange about a person with Hillary Clinton in their avatar ...

 

I actually changed it before I read this post, besides you should know by now I always have weird [wagon] avatars.

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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... maybe Abyssalwhip is "Joe" ... I always knew there was something strange about a person with Hillary Clinton in their avatar ...

 

 

 

:shock: :o How did you work it out so fast...?

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113

:shock:

 

 

 

... maybe Abyssalwhip is "Joe" ... I always knew there was something strange about a person with Hillary Clinton in their avatar ...

 

 

 

:shock: :o How did you work it out so fast...?

 

 

 

Zomg looks who it is now ...

 

 

 

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Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Insecure bout your size? It's ok.

 

 

 

Shane: All through high school. This dude was a bottom feeder. You know the guy, short, blonde and pudgy.

 

 

 

In P.E. he would almost always bring a note from his mum excusing him, just cause he didn't like to exert himself. But on the odd occasion he didn't bring a note and was forced to do some physical education. Once we were doing push-ups in some sort of a game, and I [cabbage] you not, he couldn't even do one. He wasn't a obese guy, just "pudgy". Would of been about 5'10" and about 90kg, but the guy had absolutely no muscle mass at all.

 

 

 

He would destroy movie endings for you, weather or not on purpose I was still to find out. His parents would always manage to get him premier tickets to all the good movies, and he would come to school the next day and proceed to tell you all about it. You'd always say to him "Shane, I don't care man, I'm going to see it so don't ruin it for me".

 

 

 

"Oh.. Ok", then he would carry on doing his school work for five minutes, then turn around and start telling you some more. :evil:

 

 

 

Oh, and he was a creep too, he stalked the real popular girl in our year, and once he said something to me that really disturbed me. He said to me "Man, you should get the Hollowman on DVD, it is so cool, it has extended rape scene!".

 

 

 

Last I heard he still works at the same dairy that he did when he was 15 doing three days a week. :wall: /rant.

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Dominic-This guy is a total [developmentally delayed]!

 

he drawed one swastikas on his fingers (ALL OF THEM!)

 

He spits his stuff from his nose on his hands and did his hear with it like it was gel..... :-#

 

He lied like 300 things to our mentors :wall:

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No one in my PE class ever used the shower that was in the changing room.

 

 

 

Half the time I forgot people even took showers after PE at school (but then again I had a fully functional shower at home).

 

 

 

And I would feel uncomfortable if I was to use a public shower. Maybe I am insecure with my sexuality lol, I don't really care, but showering with 20 other naked guys never really took my interest. I will keep my insecurity and bathe in solitude, thanks.

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Dominic-This guy is a total [developmentally delayed]!

 

he drawed one swastikas on his fingers

 

 

 

Yeah, because the Nazis game up with the swastika's design...

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Dominic-This guy is a total [developmentally delayed]!

 

he drawed one swastikas on his fingers

 

 

 

Yeah, because the Nazis game up with the swastika's design...

 

(Not sure if you were being sarcastic hard to tell over the net)

 

Well kinda. Hitler was a Nazis and he got that from a broken cross in Austria(I think)

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Dominic-This guy is a total [developmentally delayed]!

 

he drawed one swastikas on his fingers

 

 

 

Yeah, because the Nazis game up with the swastika's design...

 

 

 

And you really think that your average teenager is going to know where the swastika came from?

 

 

 

Oh [cabbage], did you know him at all?

 

I was "kind of" friends with him for the first few years of high school; then he turned into a bit of a loner and outcast and didn't come back one year.... then my sister found that article AGES ago and yea...

Russell: Everyone called him RJ, so I will refer to him as that. RJ was obsessed with runescape, he never stopped talking about it. He got to the point where He'd beg people to make him a member. We called him runescape nerd, and his comeback was "Your talking to the guy with 10M". LOL? He then asked me how I get all the girls to like me, I told him be yourself. So he'd go up to them and would talk about Runescape, He'd be like "Wanna come to my house and watch me play RS?" He never got the message...

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Russell: Everyone called him RJ, so I will refer to him as that. RJ was obsessed with runescape, he never stopped talking about it. He got to the point where He'd beg people to make him a member. We called him runescape nerd, and his comeback was "Your talking to the guy with 10M". LOL? He then asked me how I get all the girls to like me, I told him be yourself. So he'd go up to them and would talk about Runescape, He'd be like "Wanna come to my house and watch me play RS?" He never got the message...

 

 

 

Wow, at least he did what you advised I guess lol. That kid really had balls to actually go up to a girl and ask her if she wanted to watch him play RS rofl. The fact that he wasn't joking makes it kinda sad though. :|

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113

Ah I remember this one kid named Ashly from 1st grade. Ashly was a boy. Very particular about the fact that there was no E in his name, though its still pronounced the same as the normal "Ashley" girl's name. I bet he's taking a lot of crap from everyone when people ask him his name...

 

 

 

Anyway, Ashly was a very wierd kid in 1st grade. He had a bad nasal problem so once every day he would sneeze violently spewing snot and occasionally blood on his hands then had to go to the washroom to wash up. He would pick his nose in a rather violent manner very often.

 

 

 

One day in 1st grade our teacher was helping him pronounce the word "sky". Ashly kept saying "ski". The teacher said "no, it has a y. it makes the y sound. 'sk-' and '-y'. what sound does that make?" and brilliant Ashly goes "ski?!?!?!"

 

 

 

But perhaps my best memory of him was at show and tell one day. He brought a door knob. Need I say more?

 

 

 

After 1st grade, Ashly left our school. I haven't heard from him in years, but just last week when summer school began (I'm going to be a freshman in high school in fall) I found he was in my Health class. I talked with him. He's changed a lot, but the first thing I said to him was "hey your the kid who brought the doorknob to show and tell!". We talked a while. He's now on his school's volleyball team and isn't obnoxious anymore. Thank god.

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