That kid that went to your school.

[Azvareth]

You know the one I mean. The kid who would never shower after gym class, or the one who was caught looking at furry porn in the library. These stories are usually amusing, or at least entertaining.

 

 

 

I'll kick things off.

 

 

 

Conny (7-9th grade): Now, Conny was actually a genuinely nice and a pretty bright guy... but man was his personal hygiene terrible. He smelled both of old sweat and... a faint hint of excrement (seriously). He would usually come to school wearing this bright green shirt that you wear while playing paintball, and although he did shower after gym class, it did not improve his odour at all. He also spent a lot of his free time designing board games on A4 papers during lunch breaks and any free time he had. In addition, even though he lived in the suburb, they had several hens at their house. I know for a fact they ate the eggs -- but I also suspect they ate the hens, because he would go into great detail explaining how hens act when you chop off their heads with an axe.

 

 

 

But, in all fairness, this guy's story is pretty damn sad, and I don't think he could do much about the situation. His mother hung herself when he was in 4th grade. His father grew depressed and started drinking a lot, and the family was pretty big (4 or 5 kids) so they didn't have a lot of money. I haven't seen him since the end of 9th grade, but I really believe things have worked out better for him since then. He wanted to become a chef, and actually got a part-time job at some restaurant the last month of school.

 

 

 

 

 

Aleksandr (all through high school): Aleksandr comes from Russia. He was an extremely bright guy: he had lived in Sweden for 4 years and spoke fluent Swedish, and he was a wiz at programming (he'd written his own 3D Engine at age 14). But Aleksandr was also a very impulsive guy. He tried bringing beer into school, smoked marijuana on at least one occasion inside the premise. And... oh yeah, a bunch of us sat in a group study room just talking once, and Aleksandr suddenly gets up and says he needs to use the bathroom; he then goes to the nearest trash bin and urinates in it. That was fun. Oh and during our very first English lesson... like maybe just 2 or 3 days after school had started (nobody in the class knew eachother back then, so you usually want to make a good first impression, right?), well, we were divided into two pairs and we were given a number of topics to discuss. I ended up together with him, and he casually placed his feet on the table and leaned back... - Did I mention he wore fotballshoes that looked like they had been spray-painted with gold-coloured spray? Well, anyway, I don't remember what the questions were exactly, but the first one was something about a mother and a car crash... and how we would handle it. Well, Aleksandr says that he would "[bleep] that [bleep]"... and then promptly "[bleep]" everybody else. This was his response to each topic respectively... he would "[bleep]" everybody. I just sorta stared at him.

 

 

 

But it turns out that he was actually a pretty cool guy most of the time, except when he felt obliged to follow his bat-[cabbage] crazy impulses, which often got him into trouble. He didn't have tourette's or anything, btw, just severely lacking the ability to think ideas through before acting upon them. He would also randomly approach girls on the street/subway and ask them if they wanted to have sex with him. Now, bear in mind, this is in Sweden, where approaching strangers on the street for any reason whatsoever is frowned upon. The only acceptable exception being when you are intoxicated. He ended up hooking up with the girl who was the cashier in our school's cafeteria, who also was Russian. She was fired though because she kept stealing money from the cashbox or something.

 

 

 

Last I heard, Aleksandr now studies at one of the best universities in Sweden.

 

 

 

 

 

Your turn!

[Abyssalwhip]

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

On topic... I know a 19 year old that is OBSESSED with naruto and won't shut the hell up about it.

[Lenin64]

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

How will you ever survive the Imperial Penitentiary?

 

 

 

TBH, I think I'm 'that kid". No stories, but I'm the guy that is vastly different, the one who talks about paving destruction through the halls as I move to my next class and makes casual comments about disemboweling people. The fact that I am revered for my intellect in most of my classes doesn't hurt, either. (I'm serious, it's really quite entertaining. Not for every class, but a few, math and science especially.)It's a whole lot of fun :thumbsup:

[Orpheus]

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

How will you ever survive the Imperial Penitentiary?

 

 

 

TBH, I think I'm 'that kid". No stories, but I'm the guy that is vastly different, the one who talks about paving destruction through the halls as I move to my next class and makes casual comments about disemboweling people. The fact that I am revered for my intellect in most of my classes doesn't hurt, either. (I'm serious, it's really quite entertaining. Not for every class, but a few, math and science especially.)It's a whole lot of fun :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Good question, although I supplement it with this: Why isn't he in there yet? I'm pretty much the same situation as you. You shoulda seen my cardboard battle rifle, with a silencer, scope, grenade launcher, rifle stock, grip, and a 100-round barrel clip.

[tehravenx]

There was this one kid who went to my school who always cried when he didn't get his way. So, one day my friend decided that he would kick the kids [wagon]. I don't understand why but it was really funny. Oh yeah, the kid also always tried to kick people in the private area. He was just generally a jackass.

[Azvareth]

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague.

 

 

 

Also, you're gross.

[Kalphite]

Ben (7th- present): Oh wow, I don't know where to start with him. He is nice when you get to know him, but the thing is that pretty much no one at school wants to. he generally is an idiot around most people in public, and if you ever ask why he does something, his response is normally "because I was bored" or "for the sake of doing something". I showed him Dungeons and Dragons one time, and ever since then he has been OBSESSED with it, to the point of not wanting to meet for a school project if it meant missing a session, not wanting to go to my birthday party because he could LARP instead, advertising it to every single person that he met in the hallway, and telling everyone that he was going to grow up to be a "silver [sic] dwagon". He also loves talking with " [sic] impropers grammars", and plurals every word he possibly can for no reason (" [sic] I's gots to goes.")

 

 

 

The only thing that is somewhat funny about him is how stupid he can act in class. For example, he tried asking a science teacher once if you could mix red lava and blue lava to get purple lava, and asked the vice principal if he was going to save up to buy a new wife.Although, I kinda feel bad for him; I'm one of his only friends at the school, and before he went here he was beat up and picked on nonstop from 1st-6th grade.

 

 

 

I guess that isn't really a story, but I figured I'd share.

[Lenticular_J]

Pterodactyl Kid - 7th and 8th grades. I'm too much of a jackass to have learned his name, think it was Roo or something. But he ran through the halls screeching like a pterodactyl. So me and my friends always tripped him.

 

 

 

He had a huge head, too, and his parents drove him around in one of those retirement home tour buses.

 

 

 

 

 

I might be kinda "that guy" at school, but mainly because I'm so awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I glue pictures of velociraptors onto teachers I hate.

[jackattack]

Oh this brings back some memories. One time when I was like in 8th grade some kid missed most of the school day for some geography bee or something. He was a real weird kid, he had orange hair and a little rat tail/mullet. He used to sit next to me at the last period of the day. So he comes back from the contest, sits down next to me and just completely freaks out. He starts crying and slams his head into the desk. His face is beet red and he's just sitting next to me sobbing. I just sat there trying to keep a straight face.

 

slowly I went from... :| :) :D :lol:

[Nadril]

what a [bleep]ing coincidence, I just read this thread today on SA. *hmmmm*

 

 

 

Anyways, I was trying to think of one and then it finally hit me. That kid for me was Kevin.

 

 

 

 

 

Kevin I knew in middle school. Now, I didn't exactly hang out with the coolest crowd, however I had my great group of friends and we stuck together. Kevin had just moved here (or something, I don't know) and one of my friends introduced him to us during lunch. Now, he was a pretty big guy -- not really fat, but tall and built. After talking to him a bit he wondered if he could get any of our numbers, you know, to talk to us later.

 

 

 

Well being the person I am I told him mine. He would usually end up calling every day while watching Dragonball Z. While I did watch it after school ([bleep], I was 12 dude) he seemed to watch it religiously. Anyways, we'd talk for a bit and that'd be it.

 

 

 

Well I went over to his house one day to stay the night. To paint the situation he lived in a trailer which was, of course, in a trailer park. His family was poor, I don't think his mom worked and they were quite religious.

 

 

 

Now, you might start to be thinking "well, he seems like a normal guy" .... well, yeah. He told me about this thing that he belived in called "Chi". Being the stupid kid I was, of course, I kind of followed along for a bit. Apparently it was exactly like the [cabbage] they did on DBZ, just a lot less intense. There was tons of webpages online just dedicated to this [cabbage], so we checked them out.

 

 

 

Anyways he decided that we could, you know, "train" for it. Well I went along mostly because it sounded kind of fun, but also just because I was slightly curious. Well of course it didn't really work, but when you think that something will happen, well, your brain kind of makes it happen.

 

 

 

 

 

Fast forward a bit and we were outside just kind of messing around. He stops me and says that he sees demons around. Of course I just think he's joking so I play along with the idea. Thank god it was night because, well, we looked like [bleep]ing [developmentally delayed]s. The problem, of course, is that I was just kind of having fun and he thought this [cabbage] was real.

 

 

 

 

 

After I moved away to Germany I pretty much just stopped talking to him for the most part. He talked to me now and then (very rarely) about what was going on with his family, or whatever. I don't remember any of it but just the fact that a lot of it was pretty normal [cabbage] trailer-park type drama. No clue what he's up to now though.

 

 

 

 

 

Another story about Kevin though is how he got expelled from school. Apparently he joked that he was going to stab his teacher, announcing it to the class. This was right around the time when people were really uptight about the school shootings going around so he was out of there pretty quick. Weather or not it was an actual expulsion or not, I don't know. All I do know is that he didn't come back to school.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trying to think of "that kid" during high school and I'm kind of coming out empty, however. I really didn't know that many crazy characters, or at the very least I have blocked them out of my mind. Well, there was one kid in my high school who was an ICP fan (Jiggalo or w/e). He was pretty odd.

 

 

 

Maybe I'll think of more later.

[knives669]

Nick: (8th grade) Nick was a rather smart guy. However, he was very lazy, and now that I think about it, I do believe he had ADHD. He pretty much failed all of his classes and had a reputation with the teachers for being lazy and a troublemaker. From the first day of school, he was one of my friends. :P I had Pre-Algebra and Earth Science with him. He was so smart, he would help me in Pre-Algebra. He knew how to do EVERYTHING in that class. I often just cheated off of him. Our Science class together was the last class of the day and by that time, he was very bored and hyper. So, there were many lulz to be had in that class. One time, he ate an entire stick of deodorant in the middle of class. He then interrupted the teacher's lecture with a loud series of gulps, gasps, coughing, laughing, and gagging, all the while rolling about on the floor, scattering desks and the people in them (lets face it. Nick was a big guy.). He then ran out of the room and could be heard down the hallway in the bathroom spitting and throwing up. He got kicked out of band for hiding in the instrument closet and jumping out at people who walked by. Sometimes, he would grab his victims and pull them in the closet with him. But, my fondest memory of Nick was the day just after lunch when we were all standing outside. He ran up to us and yelled, "I challenge you all to a vommitting contest!". Without any reply from anyone, he stuck his finger down his throat and proceeded to throw up his entire lunch plus whatever he had eaten for breakfast on the ground at our feet.

 

 

 

Nick's story was rather sad as well. His father just wasn't in the picture and his mother ended up dying soon after 8th grade. After that, he moved away, and we rarely see him anymore.

 

 

 

Chase: (8th grade till graduation) Chase happens to be my best friend's cousin. He was also in our grade and I knew him for a pretty long time. He was always very loud and hyper. He could often be seen beating on lockers, yelling in people's faces, crawling around in the hallways grabbing people's ankles, and doing donuts in the student parking lot. He always wore these huge steel-toed boots and would run down the hallways, banging them as loud as he could against the floor. When he was calm, he was rather intelligent and nice. But, you had to catch him when he was calm. Chase was once driving down the highway at around 4 in the afternoon and for some unexplained reason (even he can't explain why), he fell asleep at the wheel. He woke up just in time to see his vehicle heading toward a ditch, so he floored it so he would jump the ditch. To his surprise, he did jump the ditch and when his SUV hit the ground (in the middle of a cotton field), the force of the impact slammed his head against the steering wheel, knocking him unconscious... with his foot still pushing the gas pedal all the way to the floorboard. When he regained consciousness, Chase was in the middle of a muddy field, his SUV covered in mud, and his engine burned out. A cop was making his way to the car, and he knocked on the window asking if Chase was ok. Chase responded with his face drenched in blood, "Oh yes sir. I'm just doing donuts in my uncle's field. He's bringing the tractor out here in a few minutes!" The cop didn't even question him and left.

 

 

 

Clinton: (12th grade): This kid was in 9th grade when I was in 12th grade, so I only knew him for one year. And even then, I really didn't know him. One time, I was walking in the hallway with a friend of mine and my friend wasn't paying attention to where he was walking. He bumped into this kid and said, "Oh! I'm sorry!" Clinton stared at him for a moment and said, "[bleep] you!". Then he continued on his way. Clinton was very very small to be such a mean kid. He probably wasn't even 5 feet tall. And to be honest, he looked like a sickly Harry Potter. So, me and my friends called him Harry Potter. My sister was in his grade and one time, I asked her about him. She gave me this wide-eyed, shocked expression and then told me this story:

 

Clinton and my sister were both in the same math class and weren't very good at the subject. So they were forced to go to math tutoring after school for a few weeks along with a few other kids. One day, as tutoring was almost over, the teacher left the room to go do something and all the kids started talking. Suddenly, Clinton stood up on his desk and started jumping from desk to desk in the back of the room. No one really paid much attention to him until he tried to jump to a desk too far from the one he was already on. He fell and busted his chin on the corner of a desk and knocked himself out. Everyone gasped and a few kids got up to check him out to see if he was alright. Before anyone could even touch him, he jumped up, with blood running down his face. He spit out a few of his own teeth and started laughing very very loudly. He climbed back up on a desk and started yelling, "I'M GONNA KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! I'M GOING TO [bleep]ING KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! YOU JUST WAIT! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE BULLETS IN YOUR HEADS! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!". He then sat back down, pulled some paper towels out of his backpack, and started to quietly clean himself, the desk, and the floor up.

 

 

 

I'll add more as I can think of them. :P This is a rather interesting thread. :D

[bloodkilla87]

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Got something to be ashamed of? If not, you could get a rumor going around the school that you're huge and make alot of publicity about yourself. Works charms with the ladies.

 

 

 

But anyway....there's this kid that is double jointed all over his body like he can dislocate his shoulders and arms and bend them in all different places.

 

First day he came to school everybody thought he was cool. Not so much anymore..

[SanFranciscoGiants]

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Got something to be ashamed of? If not, you could get a rumor going around the school that you're huge and make alot of publicity about yourself. Works charms with the ladies.

 

 

 

But anyway....there's this kid that is double jointed all over his body like he can dislocate his shoulders and arms and bend them in all different places.

 

First day he came to school everybody thought he was cool. Not so much anymore..

 

 

 

How old are you? 13, 14?

[InkofDeath]

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

How will you ever survive the Imperial Penitentiary?

 

Don't drop the soap. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

Alex, 15, Always talks about sex. Always talks about rape. Always goes into great detail about raping females, or males. He's been suspected of beating his mom, and two sisters. He's always talking about raping/beating up females because it's 'fun'. He carries a knife with him all the time. He's extremely smart, he's getting 90s in all of his classes. However in English class, we had to write a choice of what kept humans alive, and not dying out from a non-scientific standpoint. He undoubtedly said rape and murder kept us alive, even though that's contradicting.

 

 

 

Weird kid whose going to kill someone.

[Bac_Talan]

There's this one guy who's in my school band who's completely addicted to computer games, especially flash games. And not addicted as in "he really likes playing them", addicted as in "it is impossible for him to stop playing or watching them". When the teacher's talking at the start of class, he has his laptop out, and is always playing some new flash game, and doesn't hear anything the teacher says. He also ends up always being the last person to get his instrument out (At least 5-10 minutes after everyone else).. :ohnoes: Also, I was playing a game on my iPod today, and looked up and found him staring over my shoulder, not even blinking. :? He's probably the only person in the class to fail band, especially since most of your grade is determined by whether or not you show up to concerts..

 

 

 

I'm assuming he has some sort of family problem, but I honestly don't know. :|

[Ss_J9_Goten]

When I was in year 4, this guy called Alistair glued a mouthgard to his teeth. Fun times :lol:

[nine naked men]

Hmm. That kid.

 

 

 

Well, there was Terry, who used to go into... like, a trance everytime he listened to his music, which was some pretty weird stuff. And I don't mean like just spacing, he was out of it, and you couldn't get him to even move without having to smack him across the face a couple times.

 

 

 

Well, that's about it.

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

Well, those "kids" I wondered about ended up showing up back in my life days after I thought about them. Happened 6 times already. So, I know what all became of them.

 

 

 

That was a pretty strange week, though. The first person came into my work the day after I thought about them, I went into a store to find one of them working there, one of them ended up working at my work, I was hanging out with a friend and they called someone to tell them where we are at which ended up being one of the people, then I was working and the mother of one of them came through and said that him and I should meet up, and then... I was at a party and one of them showed up. All in one week. I was pretty damn scared.

[Roseiah]

There was this one girl in my primary school and her and her sister weren't very well liked. Their mother had left them and they had been sent to live with some relative or something. They came into school with nits and they always smelled, and the natural impulse of a bunch of 10 year olds was to annoy the hell out of them, which we shamefully did. I had to sit next to her during English and I used to edge right to the end of the desk and hold my nose, while keeping my hair as far away from her as possible. And when we used to play Chinese whispers I used to whisper from the other end of the desk, thankfully, she never whispered to me, because her breath was foul.

 

 

 

At secondary school now we are all pretty normal. We have passed that age where we feel it is necessary to publicly judge and humiliate people. I think I have hit it lucky with my school because there isn't many [bleep]s to go around and kids tend to stick up for each other.

[IGoddessI]

Sam - The guy who was eye candy for all the most popular, prettiest girls in the school. He turned out gay.

 

 

 

Leon - The guy who wore tight shorts to school and was obsessed with leonardo dicaprio and titanic. At least everyone already knew he was gay.

 

 

 

Cherie - The girl everyone used to pick on because she was the only girl left in the class who was flat chested. Cherie appeared in high school with the largest breasts you have ever seen (not fake).

 

 

 

Kevin - His last name was moo so naturally everyone went up to him and went "mooooo" and he would start crying for an hour. He spent most of his school days crying (it didn't help that he sounded like a cow when he cried too)

 

 

 

David - The most satanic person you'll ever meet.

 

 

 

Charmaine - was the only girl in school with no friends. She had the biggest nose you have ever seen. When she graduated she lost weight, dressed better, did her hair better, reduced the size of her nose and became a model.

[evil_mumm_ra]

lmao, i'm probably one of the people that people would be talking about >< i never did anything overtly crazy, but i had a bit of a reputation especially with my group of friends.

 

 

 

there were a few weird kids, but nothing that really would be interesting and they all seem quite normal after reading all these posts.

[VjuliusT]

lmao, i'm probably one of the people that people would be talking about >< i never did anything overtly crazy, but i had a bit of a reputation especially with my group of friends.

 

 

 

there were a few weird kids, but nothing that really would be interesting and they all seem quite normal after reading all these posts.

 

 

 

And you want us to believe in that? :P.

 

 

 

I have a couple stories banked but I can't be bothered to type it out here duo lazyness.

[Howlin0001]

lmao, i'm probably one of the people that people would be talking about >< i never did anything overtly crazy, but i had a bit of a reputation especially with my group of friends.

 

Lol playing with knives is nothing overtly crazy?

[Nadril]

lmao, i'm probably one of the people that people would be talking about >< i never did anything overtly crazy, but i had a bit of a reputation especially with my group of friends.

 

 

 

there were a few weird kids, but nothing that really would be interesting and they all seem quite normal after reading all these posts.

 

 

 

When I saw you had the last post in this thread I thought to myself "man, mumm_ra is probably 'that kid'"

 

 

 

Looks like I was right. :lol:

[Echofish]

Zaman (Zamen? Or was it Zamon, I dunno) - New kid in my year. He's a brilliant kid (really smart guy) but he hung out with the wrong crowd. Got caught with a knife at least 4 times and was arrested. Now he's being sent back to his country, Pakistan, by his parents.