Kid in the year below me called Tom is scared of sponges. You can throw one at him and he'll freak out for at least a minute. Its incredibly funny, but we dont do it that much. I've been his friend for a few years and it got boring after a while.

 

 

 

Almost everybody who comes from the junior school version of our high school is a complete and utter freak. Its so sheltered from reality that they think that everybody is just gonna be nice to them 100% of the time and they can do and say whatever they want all the time. Damn rich kids.. going to a private primary school...

 

 

 

Also, theres this one kid who got moved up 2 years to take GCSE maths in year 7, and now he's in year 9 but he's only about 13. He has ADHD or something, and you can make him flip out so easily, just by calling him a different name, or saying he's a newcastle fan. Most annoying kid I have ever met, he's completely mental, but its damn funny watching him go bat[cabbage] insane on somebody else when you tell him they said something bad about him.

hm...well. "That Kid"

 

 

 

we have a totally arrogant guy at our school who has an ego bigger then mars, more dense then mercury and sucks harder then gravity. we were mucking around in the IT room (smart for a year 12 student, i know). here he is prattling on about how good he is in jujitsu and whatnot. we figured to go all out (including the teacher being a black belt himself) and after he wanted t watch me and the arrogant guy go at him. he already versed the other 2 guys and beat them but i just naturally stood there with my hands in my pockets. i get the response "fight back panzy" he made the dumbest move to lean all his body foward into one hit, simply dropped to the floor on my back and did a side-kick to his stomach and lifted him off the ground. i was more suprised my licks had THAT amount of force. im glad too because i never use my hands unless its a weapon verse. :

 

 

 

anyway, afterwards he pritty much stopped bragging about his skills and whatnot. :thumbsup:

 

oh, and first term in year 7 (first year of high school) i fell through a skylight on the school roof fetching a tennis ball for a girl i liked. didnt get a thanks but i had 3 giant cuts along my torso that looked cool. #-o

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague.

 

 

 

Also, you're gross.

 

Did you even read what I said...

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Ashamed of something eh? Scared people will look perhaps? :lol:

 

 

 

There's these 2 kids in my class who are just idiots and one day they got into a water fight while the teacher was in class. So they started throwing 1 liter bottles across the class filled with water, eventually the teacher told them to stop so one replied "[bleep] off you [bleep]er" and they continued on. The teacher left the class and went to get the year head. They positioned a desk in front of the door so it couldn't be opened and they then climbed out the class window, walked around into the hallway and casually greeted the year head trying to open the door with "alright paul" :lol:

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague.

 

 

 

Also, you're gross.

 

Did you even read what I said...

 

 

 

You know, I'd say that you are spamming but you're pretty much proving to us (in your own little way) that you are,indeed, that kid in school.

 

 

 

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague.

 

 

 

Also, you're gross.

 

Did you even read what I said...

 

 

 

You know, I'd say that you are spamming but you're pretty much proving to us (in your own little way) that you are,indeed, that kid in school.

 

You have spammier posts than me most of the time, why don't you just [bleep] off already.

Who the hell showers in school now anyway........

 

 

 

Axe/Tag just doesn't cut it after gym. It's better to take a shower with cold water with some bodywash. Be fresh for the rest of the day.

Kevin

 

OH MY GOD I know someone just like that! And is this what you mean?

 

 

 

Jamie. Except it was Yu-Gi-Oh and I was his friend for a while. Also, I don't know where it came from, but he made up this stuff about different demon realms and [cabbage], and he was my mentor and I picked certain powers I wanted and he trained me (it would be us jumping all around the Middle School yard, yeah, this was in 5th and 6th grade) and tutored me in this art. We would walk around (other people played this too for a while, I feel bad because my other good friend, I went over to his house once and pretended to play this with him, we entered a realm and snuck all around his house), sneak around, like we were in the realm, doing random stuff. I'm pretty sure that the kid was the only person allowed to open realms to go into for me.

 

 

 

It was pretty weird, but I always liked the kid. We grew out of it and now he moved away. I remember I went to his birthday party later then, and that was pretty fun actually, we had a huge ordeal of evil forces around the area but that was still fun actually.

 

 

 

I admit, I had a good time with this. It was something I actually believed in, or maybe I thought that I did, I never really could tell, and I believed I had that inner power to achieve these spells we learned and [cabbage]. I still sometimes dream that I can spawn fire or cold or electricity from my hands sometimes, and I had daydreams of conquering giant beasts attacking the school. That was cool.

 

 

 

There was also this kid who was really brilliant. In eighth grade was when I really knew him. He was only about 12 or 13 I think, definitely skipped some grades. He wrote a bunch of laws he thought were true (about corrupt governments and things like that), and as far as I remember they were smart (a lot of them were about truth and what is real and what is fiction). I'm pretty sure he's in a tech school right now.

 

 

 

Not much else I can say about my school, we're all pretty normal I guess. But who knows.

there used to be a kid in my grade that would do anything for chewing gum, at one point I made him jump out a 2nd story window onto a bin in the middle of class that was hilarious, my friends always made him ask random groups of girls out and stuff. funny thing is we would rarley give him the gum after he did the stuff :lol:

Hah, [cabbage] rush -- that is exactly like it. :lol:

 

 

 

I did actually enjoy hanging around Kevin, even if he was a bit odd at times.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the party was a sleepover, so the evil forces were at night, we were combating them at night, that was cool. Also, one of my friends (who at the time was really emotional and would snap so fast it was amazing) tried to walk home, that was funny, he came back later, stupid feuds.

 

 

 

And that kid in eighth grade was Chinese, and he was born in China I believe. I can definitely understand where he got all these views and ideas: he kept talking about how he was going to go and liberate China when he was older, that was kind of his dream.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the party was a sleepover, so the evil forces were at night, we were combating them at night, that was cool. Also, one of my friends (who at the time was really emotional and would snap so fast it was amazing) tried to walk home, that was funny, he came back later, stupid feuds.

 

 

 

And that kid in eighth grade was Chinese, and he was born in China I believe. I can definitely understand where he got all these views and ideas: he kept talking about how he was going to go and liberate China when he was older, that was kind of his dream.

 

 

 

Lol I guess Kevin wasn't that crazy after all, we did the same thing. :lol:

 

Did you even read what I said...

 

 

 

Just saying, if you find 20 guys staring at your "wang" then you're obviously doing something to attract attention to it. So you've either dyed your pubes hot pink or you're going around shoving it in other peoples' faces. Either one makes you a douche.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I can't believe I forgot about Johan. Also went in my class all through high school. Now this kid really didn't have much going for him: very skinny, big nose, ridiculous haircut, his face reminded you of a weasel, quite stupid, and even though his parents were rich he would always come to school wearing these advertisement t-shirts that he probably got for free. He was also obsessed with anything military, he was actually in some sort of "club"..., I think it was the National Home Guard or something (but for kids?). I dunno. Anyway, to add to his misfortune he didn't appear to have matured a day over age 12... he would always do some stupid [cabbage] during classes that annoyed everyone. I almost punched him in the face on at least one occasion simply because he would not stop when asked to -- really annoying. And he never knew when to shut the hell up, and would make dumb comments on everything. He would also hang after "our group" quite a lot, simply because we were the only ones who somewhat acknowledged him when he said "hi!" in the corridor (he greeted basically everyone, even the ones who had thrown him into lockers or blocked the door to the bathroom when he was inside). I think it dawned on him later though that we didn't really like him either, some of us just wanted to make his school-time a bit easier by being courteous to him. Luckily he later got to know some kids that were a lot like himself, so we didn't have to deal with him as much.

 

 

 

No idea what he does now actually, but he hardly ever came to school the last year so I'm guessing he's working on improving his grade in one of those municipal adult education programs.

 

And you want us to believe in that? :P.

 

 

 

I have a couple stories banked but I can't be bothered to type it out here duo lazyness.

 

 

 

When I saw you had the last post in this thread I thought to myself "man, mumm_ra is probably 'that kid'"

 

 

 

Looks like I was right.

 

 

 

Lol playing with knives is nothing overtly crazy?

 

 

 

am i really that weird? i just thought i was quirky. nah, i'm kidding, i know i'm weird, but honestly be glad it's only the knives and general weirdness you guys know about. my mind is a weird place.

 

 

 

p.s. the drugs don't help that last fact :lol:

 

 

 

Let's see... THAT kid... Aside from people who are in Special Education, there's only one person that REALLY comes to mind, Bobby.

 

 

 

I've known the dude since we were in 4th grade, but he's a general [puncture]. Literally 95% of the school absolutely HATES the dude. He is one of, if not the biggest jackasses in the entire school. Considering that I'm in the middle of Redneckville, West Virginia, that's saying a LOT. Last year, one of the random people (big dude, really) who he likes to piss off got into a fight with him in the freshman hallway. Actually, it wasn't really a fight, all that Bobby done was curl up into the fetal position while he was being beat around like a yarnball. It actually took a couple minutes for the teachers to get there. Whether this is because the kids were blocking them or the teachers weren't too enthusiastic about saving his hide, I'm not sure. He started up again not 3 weeks afterwards, though. He's at a level of persistent that amazes even me.

 

 

 

Aside from the Dingleberry described above, there isn't any truly prominent people like that. I consider myself lucky. \

Oh I remember a good one. There was this kid who would only use the middle sink to wash his hands in the bathroom. I never knew why. One day when I had a free period I went in the bathroom and he was about to wash his hands. I went there before him and just spent about 15 minutes washing my hands. I watched him pace back and forth. He almost had a panic attack. It was great. So I finally dry my hands and walk out and 10 seconds later I see him sprint by me running to class.

Oh this brings back some memories. One time when I was like in 8th grade some kid missed most of the school day for some geography bee or something. He was a real weird kid, he had orange hair and a little rat tail/mullet. He used to sit next to me at the last period of the day. So he comes back from the contest, sits down next to me and just completely freaks out. He starts crying and slams his head into the desk. His face is beet red and he's just sitting next to me sobbing. I just sat there trying to keep a straight face.

 

slowly I went from... :| :) :D :lol:

 

 

 

LOL i know that feeling

my mind is a weird place.

 

 

 

p.s. the drugs don't help that last fact :lol:

 

 

 

 

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a great thing to be a wasteland.

Well, in my school there has always been those select few who sit in the back of the classroom and you're nice to them because you know one day when they bring in a knife they'll see you and walk by and remember you said hi ti him in the hallway that one time, instead of calling him an outcast.

 

 

 

Nonetheless, there's 2 of them in my school, Ryan and Steve. They're oddballs, somehow they have ALL the same classes, I guarantee you it was planned, Steve has been Ryans only friend since gradeschool, and Ryan has been Steves only friend.

Oh I remember a good one. There was this kid who would only use the middle sink to wash his hands in the bathroom. I never knew why. One day when I had a free period I went in the bathroom and he was about to wash his hands. I went there before him and just spent about 15 minutes washing my hands. I watched him pace back and forth. He almost had a panic attack. It was great. So I finally dry my hands and walk out and 10 seconds later I see him sprint by me running to class.

 

 

 

I wish you knew why, that'd be interesting. Maybe some kind of OCD or something?

 

 

 

Pretty damn funny though, if not a bit cruel. :lol:

Some of these stories are hilarious, but it's kind of sad, most of these kids probably had/have some sort of problem. Mentally or at home, there's probably a reason...(I also find that a lot of these people have abnormal names. However, people at me love my extremely...Strange *official* name.)

 

So, I'm just going to look through my yearbook...(AH SCHOOL IS OVER!!!)

 

Will - Probably the least popular kid in school (Even more than the deaf kids... :o ), and mainly because of me. We used to be best friends in elementary school, then we backstabbed each other. Once I started hating him, everyone else did...

 

Bijan - Obsessed with penises. He somehow found out how to say it in Chinese (Apparently "ji ba" or something, I didn't even know that...) and now he screams it in my ear all the time.

 

The Anime Girls - Including Derrick. :) They're absolutely obsessed with anime/manga, they read it all the time during school, they talk about it at lunch every day, and they even have parties about it. I think they're doing cosplay next year...

 

Cameron - One of my best friends, but slightly crazy. He carries his laptop around, and plays games on it during school. He's trying to set a few world records, and I watch him during lunch. He self-proclaimed himself the biggest nerd at school, I claimed myself the second, and he probably is the biggest nerd. We're probably the only two at school to know memes. :shock:

 

Ben - He told everyone he got circumcised. :lol:

 

Isaac - THE craziest kid ever. He says he has mental problems, and everyone believes him. He's pretty good at math, but he has no social skills. He takes off his socks during French, and he also licks his desk.

 

Yaelle - She's too emotional. She's good at arguing though, but she can get really agitated. She also cares too much about her grades, she cries when she gets an A-.

 

Tom - He doesn't stop reading. He reads all the time...Literally. He fell down the stairs once (And broke his leg >.<) because he was reading. Our band conductor also gets really mad at him, as he's usually reading instead of playing his french horn.

Zach (1st - 3rd): This kid was insane. He had some type of disorder, and I have no idea what it was. In first grade, he was celebrating his 10th birthday, I kid you not (1st graders are normally about 7 years old). He would run around at recess screaming his head off while laughing and trying to kiss all the girls. He pulled down his pants and shook his hips all the time in Music class, and often picked his nose and wiped it on other people, sometimes the teacher! Needless to say, he moved away/transferred schools in 3rd grade, probably going to a mental hospital :roll:

 

 

 

Amber (1st): This girl was so annoying! She was one of the most spoiled girls I have ever met. Whenever she wanted something (she often wanted cookies or random other snacks in the middle of school), and she didn't get it she would start crying. She was sent to the principal's office (in FIRST GRADE! lol) because she wined so much and insulted others, but always refused to go and sat in the corner instead.

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And you want us to believe in that? :P.

 

 

 

I have a couple stories banked but I can't be bothered to type it out here duo lazyness.

 

 

 

When I saw you had the last post in this thread I thought to myself "man, mumm_ra is probably 'that kid'"

 

 

 

Looks like I was right.

 

 

 

Lol playing with knives is nothing overtly crazy?

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am i really that weird? i just thought i was quirky. nah, i'm kidding, i know i'm weird, but honestly be glad it's only the knives and general weirdness you guys know about. my mind is a weird place.

 

 

 

p.s. the drugs don't help that last fact :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

No your not really that weird :-w :-w :-w

I dont know his name, he graduated in 2007.

 

He was quite a big guy, tall but also a bit fat. He always used to read these japanese comics (manga, naruto, I dont know)

 

and I believe they were all in Japanese when I once walked pass him, so he couldnt read them at all.

 

 

 

And ofcourse, Jamie. (boy)

 

He is a good friend of mine, at school he is known for his recklessness. He jumps, rolls, and he was extremely hyper some days.

 

He got this black mohawk one day, and he became the outcast just because he acted like he really was. He got such bad grades that he had to do the 3rd year of high school all over again, that really had to do with his attitude. He really didnt care about school in that period, and he was always acting like an [wagon] to teachers that he didnt like, and vice versa. Only our english teacher liked him, because she was younger and she knew how to handle him. All of his friends (they were also my friends) lost him after he dropped out, so he got new friends that were skaters/smoked/did drugs etc.

 

The strange thing is, we were (and still are) friends while I have never been that 'explosive' kind of guy, I guess that really worked well together.

 

 

 

I came over to his house sometimes, and he really had this ultra fast computer. He really knew alot about it, he showed me the case less computer with about 4 ventilators surrounding it, so it wouldnt turn too hot. I admit, it was a fast computer :o

 

 

 

He also told me he used to play Runescape alot when he was ~12, once he played from 11 to 11 without brakes, just to get some food and drinks.

 

When he once asked me I still played Runescape at age 15, he was like 'doh, are you still playing that stupid game? try WoW' :P

Okay, I knew Ron throughout kindergarten to 7th grade. He got repeatedly kicked out and accepted back into school again for various reasons. Ron was a compulsive liar, but sometimes he was surprisingly polite. I think he just wanted to make himself more interesting. It was hard to believe him in 2nd grade but it got ridiculous by middle school. His lies went from 'my dad shot my cat with shotgun,' to 'my cousin [bleep]e was abducted by aliens,' to 'my little brother just got attacked by wolverines!' I sat next to him in science in 7th grade. He kept kicking the kid in front of us, John. I told him to stop, but he didn't. Eventually John turned back and forcefully told him to stop. Well Ron thought this was unacceptable. So he tried to stab him with his pen :roll:. John spoke up to the teacher about what Ron was trying to do. Ron said 'next time I'll bring a knife' to John. The teacher thought he heard what Ron said, and asked John and me if he did threaten us. We said yes, of course. Then Ron decided to stand up and say 'That's not true at all! They can just go to heck and screw themselves!' This shocked the class of 12 and 13 year old private school students. :lol: Ron left the class and slammed the door. The teacher, a young guy with a snese of humor whispered to us 'He couldn't say 'hell', so he said 'heck', but still threw in 'screw yourselves?'' I really liked that teacher. Ron ended up being kicked out of the school for around the 4th time. He literally has one more school in our district that he hasn't been kicked out of yet. He's being homeschooled at the moment.