Tyler

 

 

 

Year 6-present.

 

 

 

Where do I start with Tyler....

 

 

 

The first thing everyone notices about him is that he stinks. TERRIBLY.Is around 6 feet tall, and has long, matted hair. He literally.. erm... soils himself whenever he has to go, and walks around with it all day. He farts LOUDLY AND FREQUENTLY. He announced one day with a proud smile on his face that he's never had a shower or bath before. One day at lunch he sat at our table. He obviously has no friends, so I buy him a milk. I give it to him, and he proclaims to the whole Cafeteria.......

 

 

 

" No thanks. I only drink milk from my mommy's booby"......... :shock:

 

 

 

One day he invites me over to his house. The place is run down. I get inside. Crap literally COVERS the walls. His parents are trailer trash, and theres 3 kids in there, plus an oversized dog. The only normal person in that house is his sister. He asks me to come to his room so we can hang out. We get there, and he has like baby toys. I'm not talking action figures and trucks, I'm talking pacifiers, and Fisher Price playsets. I could only bring myself to stay for 45 minutes.

 

 

 

I later learned he was dumb. Flatout, pure, DUMB. When asked how a ligtbulb works by my science teacher, he replied, "Magic." Ever since then, he has continued to get easy questions wrong, and fail at the simplest of tasks. Once as a joke, me and some friends told him that when someone said what's up, he was to say "Nothin much brudda, I'm a straight up G." You still can't say whats up around him or that is the answer you will get. But worst of all, he CAN'T READ.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, he is extremely naive. I don't think he knows his own age. He's 13, but when I asked him if he watches South Park, he said he's not allowed to watch it until he's 11 :wall:

 

He doesn't know what war, sex, crime,and death are. Sometimes during class, he hides under desks and insists that noone can see him. And remember, he is HUGE.

 

 

 

Sometimes he actually follows people to their classes, sits down, and goes along with the class. We don't know where he is half the time. Because of his tendency to wander off, he is excluded from all field trips, we learned this the hard way on the Broadway trip in November. We had stopped at the big Toys 'r Us in Times Square, and were on the bus to leave. We were in groups of 3, and me an my partner realized he was gone and had to go back in and get him. We literally had to drag the idiot kicking and screaming out of the building. He was crying hysterically, saying "No! I have to get a Ben 10 toy!"

 

 

 

 

 

I could go on forever, but to type everything he's done would just be too much.

He doesn't sound like he should be in normal classes there.

i love this thread.

 

 

 

i dont really have many stories, because i care not to pay attention to idiots/losers, but i do have a funny story about my friend.

 

 

 

well we were at school a few years ago and i dont know how it happened, but my friend decided to throw half his lunch at some freshman walking by. so while the police officer (we have one on campus all the time) is taking him to the principal's office, he insists completely seriously, with a straight face, that he was possessed. i think he told the principal the same thing.

 

 

 

yeah...good times.

Tyler

 

 

 

Year 6-present.

 

 

 

Where do I start with Tyler....

 

 

 

The first thing everyone notices about him is that he stinks. TERRIBLY.Is around 6 feet tall, and has long, matted hair. He literally.. erm... soils himself whenever he has to go, and walks around with it all day. He farts LOUDLY AND FREQUENTLY. He announced one day with a proud smile on his face that he's never had a shower or bath before. One day at lunch he sat at our table. He obviously has no friends, so I buy him a milk. I give it to him, and he proclaims to the whole Cafeteria.......

 

 

 

" No thanks. I only drink milk from my mommy's booby"......... :shock:

 

 

 

One day he invites me over to his house. The place is run down. I get inside. Crap literally COVERS the walls. His parents are trailer trash, and theres 3 kids in there, plus an oversized dog. The only normal person in that house is his sister. He asks me to come to his room so we can hang out. We get there, and he has like baby toys. I'm not talking action figures and trucks, I'm talking pacifiers, and Fisher Price playsets. I could only bring myself to stay for 45 minutes.

 

 

 

I later learned he was dumb. Flatout, pure, DUMB. When asked how a ligtbulb works by my science teacher, he replied, "Magic." Ever since then, he has continued to get easy questions wrong, and fail at the simplest of tasks. Once as a joke, me and some friends told him that when someone said what's up, he was to say "Nothin much brudda, I'm a straight up G." You still can't say whats up around him or that is the answer you will get. But worst of all, he CAN'T READ.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, he is extremely naive. I don't think he knows his own age. He's 13, but when I asked him if he watches South Park, he said he's not allowed to watch it until he's 11 :wall:

 

He doesn't know what war, sex, crime,and death are. Sometimes during class, he hides under desks and insists that noone can see him. And remember, he is HUGE.

 

 

 

Sometimes he actually follows people to their classes, sits down, and goes along with the class. We don't know where he is half the time. Because of his tendency to wander off, he is excluded from all field trips, we learned this the hard way on the Broadway trip in November. We had stopped at the big Toys 'r Us in Times Square, and were on the bus to leave. We were in groups of 3, and me an my partner realized he was gone and had to go back in and get him. We literally had to drag the idiot kicking and screaming out of the building. He was crying hysterically, saying "No! I have to get a Ben 10 toy!"

 

 

 

 

 

I could go on forever, but to type everything he's done would just be too much.

 

 

 

All i can say is WOW, this guy sounds like he needs like spec classes or sumtin...wut a dumb [wagon]...(sorry if that cussing offened you but theres no other word that can decribe this guy)

Tyler

 

 

 

Year 6-present.

 

 

 

Where do I start with Tyler....

 

 

 

The first thing everyone notices about him is that he stinks. TERRIBLY.Is around 6 feet tall, and has long, matted hair. He literally.. erm... soils himself whenever he has to go, and walks around with it all day. He farts LOUDLY AND FREQUENTLY. He announced one day with a proud smile on his face that he's never had a shower or bath before. One day at lunch he sat at our table. He obviously has no friends, so I buy him a milk. I give it to him, and he proclaims to the whole Cafeteria.......

 

 

 

" No thanks. I only drink milk from my mommy's booby"......... :shock:

 

 

 

One day he invites me over to his house. The place is run down. I get inside. Crap literally COVERS the walls. His parents are trailer trash, and theres 3 kids in there, plus an oversized dog. The only normal person in that house is his sister. He asks me to come to his room so we can hang out. We get there, and he has like baby toys. I'm not talking action figures and trucks, I'm talking pacifiers, and Fisher Price playsets. I could only bring myself to stay for 45 minutes.

 

 

 

I later learned he was dumb. Flatout, pure, DUMB. When asked how a ligtbulb works by my science teacher, he replied, "Magic." Ever since then, he has continued to get easy questions wrong, and fail at the simplest of tasks. Once as a joke, me and some friends told him that when someone said what's up, he was to say "Nothin much brudda, I'm a straight up G." You still can't say whats up around him or that is the answer you will get. But worst of all, he CAN'T READ.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, he is extremely naive. I don't think he knows his own age. He's 13, but when I asked him if he watches South Park, he said he's not allowed to watch it until he's 11 :wall:

 

He doesn't know what war, sex, crime,and death are. Sometimes during class, he hides under desks and insists that noone can see him. And remember, he is HUGE.

 

 

 

Sometimes he actually follows people to their classes, sits down, and goes along with the class. We don't know where he is half the time. Because of his tendency to wander off, he is excluded from all field trips, we learned this the hard way on the Broadway trip in November. We had stopped at the big Toys 'r Us in Times Square, and were on the bus to leave. We were in groups of 3, and me an my partner realized he was gone and had to go back in and get him. We literally had to drag the idiot kicking and screaming out of the building. He was crying hysterically, saying "No! I have to get a Ben 10 toy!"

 

 

 

 

 

I could go on forever, but to type everything he's done would just be too much.

 

 

 

All i can say is WOW, this guy sounds like he needs like spec classes or sumtin...wut a dumb [wagon]...(sorry if that cussing offened you but theres no other word that can decribe this guy)

 

 

 

The guy sounds like Mlbfan, it fits the description of him perfectly almost.

 

 

 

I probably would be "that kid" because of my past, but then again, I'm relatively normal, and I live in the boondocks of America, also known as the land of morons. Of most of the people I know, they are hicks, morons, hates jews South Park style, does drugs on a daily basis and their parents don't give a damn, or for the sake of a better term, rednecks. I hate where I live, and would rather move away given the chance.

Hahaha, people can discriminate against almost-southerners.

 

 

 

By the way, when Tennessee put in their application to be in the South, we denied it.

Well "that guy" in my high school went by the name of chris. He was a total douche who was quite literally in the closet. He was annoying and nobody liked him, he tried to kill a friend of mine who called him a [bleep] once after calling my friend a pot head every day that year. The idiot makes a hit list gets caught with it and the next day brings a gun to school with intent to kill. What do you think happens? That's right, our bleeding heart of a principle makes it so the [bleep] gets no jail time and just gets transfered to another school. :wall: Which is why I hate liberals. :evil:

 

 

 

Sorry about the rant. :oops:

 

I had a hit list once. I titled it and everything, called it my "People who's spleen I desire to tear out". It wasn't a real "hit list", though, just a list of people I didn't like. Some of my friends were even on it, I think. I certainly never acted on it, showed it to anyone, etc. I think I still have it somewhere, but I haven't looked at it in years. Not sure if that counts towards me being "that kid", though, as nobody else really knew about it.

William (Summer camp 05-07) William was a person who claimed he can make PS2 games and crap. So, we tested him, he PHAILED!!! He then exclaimed that he's gonna cut my nipples and armpits off and eat them in chili! :uhh: A few days later, in the cafeteria, in the middle of lunch, he stood up on the table he was sitting ats top and proclaimed, "HELP ME!!! MY MOMMY DIED DURING CHILD BIRTH AND MY DADDY BREASTFED ME!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! MOO!! I ONLY LIKE MY DADDYS BOOBIE MILK!!! IF YOU WATCH SOUTH PARK YOU'RE GONNA BE RESTED!!! YOU HALVE TO BE 21 TO WATCH!!! IM SOOOO [developmentally delayed]ED!!! BUT I CHEAT SO I GOT A 3.5 GPA!!!!" Now, I knew he was "special". But, my emotion gradually changed. :x :cry: :| :) :D :P :lol: :twss:

Malcolm(6th-7th)- Wow what a douche bag. He thought I was his friend for some reason. And he thought my friend's were his friends. He followed me everywhere and he thought he was all tough. Sad to say though, he is so lame that he skips Physical Education because of his asthma. He was so weird and short. We'd tell him to leave us alone, and he'd start to cuss us out for some reason calling us like [wagon]'s for the school day. He sat next to me in every class and ugh, it was terrible. He was Mulatto, had ADD, Asthma, and he was probably somewhat mentally unstable. And yeah, basically, he tried to pick fights with everyone, even though if he gets a cheap shot on you while you aren't looking, it still doesn't hurt. I was standing in the hallway after lunch, and he just punches me, and I laugh at him. He had no friends either, which is probably why he tried to follow me around.

 

 

 

Andrew- 4 years ago till now- Eh, not as bad as Malcolm. He thinks he's really good at basketball though. He goes to my church, and he's like cussing people out and my friend just pushes him to the floor and he looked like he was about to cry lol. His sister said we can look through his phone, and we read his text messages and he asked this girl out on Valentine's day and she rejected him and we were laughing. He went and cried behind a dumpster for some reason..

There was a girl called Seow Li (Ashley) from Malaysia, she joined our form in year 9.

 

She said she 'cant speak English' so she never got homework or told off. This began to annoy alot of us. One lunchtime A girl called Zaza had put her artwork on the table and Seow li was eating oily food over it. Zaza said "please can you eat somewhere else? my artwork is there" Seow Li picked up the painting and threw it to the other side of the room. That fired Zaza up...and a food fight started. The form room was messy and bin and floor duty people wouldn't clean it up. Seow Li's cup was full! Someone had to own up to doing it, and Zaza wouldn't until Seow Li would...

 

anyway yea, she was soon caught.

 

 

 

Jessica - The Daydreamer

 

There was a girl called Jessica who was really clever. Just one day, she started daydreaming...and serious stuff. We went on a trip to London and travelled on the underground to Canary Wharf. Everyone got off the train except Jessie. She went to the next stop and completely freaked out :roll:

 

 

 

Caitlin -

 

There was a girl called Caitlin, she put a twig into a socket and was electrocuted in the science lab. Her toes were singed, electricity always wants to find its way to the ground and she was carried from one area to another.

 

 

 

Never play with electricity, children!

I heard about the Jessica one.

 

I SAW the Seow Li / Zaza fight =D

 

I remember the Caitlin incident too.

 

 

 

But this story I will tell is about a girl called Maddy.

 

Maddy has always been my friend and she always will be.

 

But she's got to be the biggest freak I know ever.

 

 

 

One Science lesson, she threw paper into a bunsen burner.

 

2. She put a battery in her drinking water..and drank it.

 

3. She managed to destroy a D.T project that was really well designed and built by saying "Abra Cadabra"

 

4. She snores in lessons

 

5. And her voice is eally distinctive...you can tell who it is in a crowd of people

 

6. She has this crazy porcupine hair that she can't control, and of course the peanut tie. She does her tie really tiny.

 

 

 

But she rocks =)

There was this annoying hacker kid. Everytime you heard the message "Server x is down at the moment", you would hear " [kids name], please report to the Asistant principals office immediently".

 

I lol'd.

 

 

 

I haven't managed to crash our server yet, and don't intend to. I just want administrator privileges so I can run Firefox/Gimp/maybe Thunderbird directly from the network drive.

I heard about the Jessica one.

 

I SAW the Seow Li / Zaza fight =D

 

I remember the Caitlin incident too.

 

 

 

But this story I will tell is about a girl called Maddy.

 

Maddy has always been my friend and she always will be.

 

But she's got to be the biggest freak I know ever.

 

 

 

One Science lesson, she threw paper into a bunsen burner.

 

2. She put a battery in her drinking water..and drank it.

 

3. She managed to destroy a D.T project that was really well designed and built by saying "Abra Cadabra"

 

4. She snores in lessons

 

5. And her voice is eally distinctive...you can tell who it is in a crowd of people

 

6. She has this crazy porcupine hair that she can't control, and of course the peanut tie. She does her tie really tiny.

 

 

 

But she rocks =)

 

 

 

Your talking about me in year 8?

 

And I tamed the porcupine!

 

I'm the biggest freak?

 

That reminded me!

 

 

 

A girl called Lily:

 

She picked up gum from the ground and ate it.

 

Also picked up the school caretaker's cat and kissed it on the lips :shock:

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague.

 

 

 

Also, you're gross.

 

 

 

 

 

Tbh, they don't have showers at my school for gym class, cuz you never sweat enough to need to shower XD.

 

 

 

Chris -10th,11th (and hopefully not) 12th grade) So this kid, he's a mormon and I have no problem with Mormons, I don't believe what they do, but I have some Mormon friends. Anyways, he's the kind of kid who is secluded, but really smart. So when he was in my Geometry class in 10th grade, and didn't say but maybe 5 words, that when I found out he was in my CHemistry class in 11th grade, I tried to be nice. I tried to start conversations with him they would usually go like this:

 

 

 

"Hey Chris, you see that movie yet? It was really cool"

 

 

 

"Wow I didn't think you were such a moron, Sam. Don't you know Mormons don't watch Rated R movies? Don't be so ignorant of religions."

 

 

 

Wtf?

 

 

 

Or I'd say

 

 

 

"Hey Chris, do you play Cod4? or halo? What games do you like?"

 

 

 

"Mormons don't play Rated M games, sheesh. Your ignorance really shows."

 

 

 

At this point I just got frustrated with him and started joking him because I was trying to be nice and he was being a rude sob.

and we read his text messages and he asked this girl out on Valentine's day and she rejected him and we were laughing. He went and cried behind a dumpster for some reason..

 

 

 

That part seemed kind of mean lol. He's probably sensitive. :P

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague.

 

 

 

Also, you're gross.

 

 

 

 

 

Tbh, they don't have showers at my school for gym class, cuz you never sweat enough to need to shower XD.

 

 

 

Chris -10th,11th (and hopefully not) 12th grade) So this kid, he's a mormon and I have no problem with Mormons, I don't believe what they do, but I have some Mormon friends. Anyways, he's the kind of kid who is secluded, but really smart. So when he was in my Geometry class in 10th grade, and didn't say but maybe 5 words, that when I found out he was in my CHemistry class in 11th grade, I tried to be nice. I tried to start conversations with him they would usually go like this:

 

 

 

"Hey Chris, you see that movie yet? It was really cool"

 

 

 

"Wow I didn't think you were such a moron, Sam. Don't you know Mormons don't watch Rated R movies? Don't be so ignorant of religions."

 

 

 

Wtf?

 

 

 

Or I'd say

 

 

 

"Hey Chris, do you play Cod4? or halo? What games do you like?"

 

 

 

"Mormons don't play Rated M games, sheesh. Your ignorance really shows."

 

 

 

At this point I just got frustrated with him and started joking him because I was trying to be nice and he was being a rude sob.

 

 

 

That's funny, because I know a mormon who does all of those things.

 

 

 

And I think eye-to-junk contact is more avoided than eye-to-eye.

Randy - Senior in one of my Sophomore classes last year. Which itself was a remedial Freshman course. He slept through the entire class, woken only by me, who had the honor of sitting in front of him. When the teacher finally got sick of it in the third week, he screamed at her that she was a..... eh, well he screamed at her, and stormed off.

 

 

 

Suspended and later left the school of his own accord.

I gotta say, I'm loving this thread :thumbsup: Very interesting.

 

 

 

Christian - Okay i met him in 5th grade, and out of 13 kids in that class (private school) he was pretty much "that kid". He was a video game junkie, and was practically in love with Sonic the Hedgehog. he insisted on everyone calling him "Shadow" and later in the yearbook, he wanted "Emerl" to be put under one of his nicknames (although no one called him that) He even went so far as to pay this one boy 5 dollars to teach him "how to run like sonic". Thus, he adapted his own running style that looked like him running with his head forward and his arms flailing behind him. There was also this incident where I was going out with this girl and he had a crush on her. So the whole day he sat with his head down, and she walks up to him and asks "Hey whats wrong?" and he replied "Nothing, just thinking about if i should ask you out or not" (i was still going out with her at the time, idk why he chose then to ask her :wall: :shame: ) Of course she said no, and then a few weeks later, he started going out with a 6th grader (back in middle school, this was frowned upon. Well, atleast in my school) School went on, more jokes about him ensued :-#

 

 

 

There's definitely more, i just cant remember them right now. I'll be back with more later.

I gotta say, I'm loving this thread :thumbsup: Very interesting.

 

 

 

Christian - Okay i met him in 5th grade, and out of 13 kids in that class (private school) he was pretty much "that kid". He was a video game junkie, and was practically in love with Sonic the Hedgehog. he insisted on everyone calling him "Shadow" and later in the yearbook, he wanted "Emerl" to be put under one of his nicknames (although no one called him that) He even went so far as to pay this one boy 5 dollars to teach him "how to run like sonic". Thus, he adapted his own running style that looked like him running with his head forward and his arms flailing behind him. There was also this incident where I was going out with this girl and he had a crush on her. So the whole day he sat with his head down, and she walks up to him and asks "Hey whats wrong?" and he replied "Nothing, just thinking about if i should ask you out or not" (i was still going out with her at the time, idk why he chose then to ask her :wall: :shame: ) Of course she said no, and then a few weeks later, he started going out with a 6th grader (back in middle school, this was frowned upon. Well, atleast in my school) School went on, more jokes about him ensued :-#

 

 

 

There's definitely more, i just cant remember them right now. I'll be back with more later.

 

you better, m'kay?

I forgot this kids name, which probably emphasizes how much of a "that kid" he was. Everyone thought he was weird because of his oily hair, marked up glasses, and quietness. This was around when I was in 4th grade, and he was a 7th grader. I was at recess and suddenly I saw him running off at a dead sprint towards the fence surrounding the playground of our school. He was being chased by both our janitors. He hopped the fence and ran off down the steet. Turns out, he had been sent to the principals office for yelling at a teacher, ran, stole the janitors radio, and ran away.

 

 

 

I guess he just snapped.

I gotta say, I'm loving this thread :thumbsup: Very interesting.

 

 

 

Christian - Okay i met him in 5th grade, and out of 13 kids in that class (private school) he was pretty much "that kid". He was a video game junkie, and was practically in love with Sonic the Hedgehog. he insisted on everyone calling him "Shadow" and later in the yearbook, he wanted "Emerl" to be put under one of his nicknames (although no one called him that) He even went so far as to pay this one boy 5 dollars to teach him "how to run like sonic". Thus, he adapted his own running style that looked like him running with his head forward and his arms flailing behind him. There was also this incident where I was going out with this girl and he had a crush on her. So the whole day he sat with his head down, and she walks up to him and asks "Hey whats wrong?" and he replied "Nothing, just thinking about if i should ask you out or not" (i was still going out with her at the time, idk why he chose then to ask her :wall: :shame: ) Of course she said no, and then a few weeks later, he started going out with a 6th grader (back in middle school, this was frowned upon. Well, atleast in my school) School went on, more jokes about him ensued :-#

 

 

 

There's definitely more, i just cant remember them right now. I'll be back with more later.

 

That guy brings shame to all hedgehog efficianados out there.

One more story

 

 

 

Tomilola- There was a fight between two forms. One form called H, the other one called D.

 

Tomilola was in H and the fight got fierce, so as revenge, she scribbled on the board in permanent marker.

 

"D are losers. Total Idiots" Little did she know that D were going to have a lesson in our form room next period.

 

At registration our form tutor came in. "Who did this?" she asked. Instead of owning up, Tomi grabbed my water and threw it at the board saying "Miss it won't come out." The teacher asked "Is it in permanent pen?" And Tomilola said "No, miss. Its in T-shirt marker" And the whole class sighed and said "Its the same thing". Anyhoo, D saw the message but nothing could be done about it. It got cleaned eventually but you can see it a little bit. :lol:

Who the hell showers in school now anyway, I dont feel like having 20 people staring at my wang.

 

 

 

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague.

 

 

 

Also, you're gross.

 

 

 

You're angry.

 

 

 

OT

 

There was this kid who told everone he showered less than once a week, he also smelled of poo all the time and once pooed himself during gym class landing him with the nickname "snicker knickers", the worst thing was he used to jump on people all the time, nobody ever understood why.

Just remembered another one...

 

 

 

Well, some people in one of my classes were obsessed with the wonders of XBL ( :roll: ), and one fine day they were cracking jokes at each other's expense. Well, at some point, one of them called another one a noob. He reacted badly, with some 'yo momma' joke. Which naturally meant that everyone else started calling him a noob. At this point, he told the teacher, who apparently thought they were calling him [developmentally delayed]ed or something, and then let them off with a warning when they told her what was going on... Well, the guy didn't show up for the next class, and the next day I found out that he had spent the entire period crying in the bathroom.

 

 

 

Keep in mind, this was more than a year into HS. I'm not even going to make a judgement on which one of them fits the description of 'That kid' the most.. :|

Just remembered another one...

 

 

 

Well, some people in one of my classes were obsessed with the wonders of XBL ( :roll: ), and one fine day they were cracking jokes at each other's expense. Well, at some point, one of them called another one a noob. He reacted badly, with some 'yo momma' joke. Which naturally meant that everyone else started calling him a noob. At this point, he told the teacher, who apparently thought they were calling him [developmentally delayed] or something, and then let them off with a warning when they told her what was going on... Well, the guy didn't show up for the next class, and the next day I found out that he had spent the entire period crying in the bathroom.

 

 

 

Keep in mind, this was more than a year into HS. I'm not even going to make a judgement on which one of them fits the description of 'That kid' the most.. :|

 

 

 

 

 

That happened in high school?!?!?!?!?!?!!?